Faye Havoc
@fayehavoc.bsky.social
Burlesque. Sewing. Photography. Tea. Cats. Snakes. Plants. Half of the only pantomime horse to win a title at the Burlesque Hall of Fame. Some weirdo in a costume.
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I would get so much fucking work done if I wasn't constantly worrying about money.
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs."
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I would get so much fucking work done if I wasn't constantly worrying about money.
January. Won't be getting any snow here this winter, but at least we get snowberries.
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
January. Won't be getting any snow here this winter, but at least we get snowberries.
Homemade blackberry jelly reminding me of the one (1) good thing about summer.
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Homemade blackberry jelly reminding me of the one (1) good thing about summer.
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I was just thinking today how I wish I had a magical power that anytime someone tells me art isn't a real job or a valuable contribution to society, I can snap my fingers and they will no longer be able to experience any kind of art until they apologize.
It pisses me off so much that a lot of people think that acting or anything art related isn’t a realistic career choice, like what the fuck are you talking about??? how else do you think movies get made??
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I was just thinking today how I wish I had a magical power that anytime someone tells me art isn't a real job or a valuable contribution to society, I can snap my fingers and they will no longer be able to experience any kind of art until they apologize.
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
Might've just experienced sleep paralysis for the first time..?
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Might've just experienced sleep paralysis for the first time..?
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lounging around the house on a very cold snowy day thinking about how there’s a french verb for lounging around that’s the verbing of the noun for “slippers”
pantoufles: a pair of slippers
je pantoufle: I’m relaxing
pantouflard: (pejorative) a stay-at-home lazybones
pantoufles: a pair of slippers
je pantoufle: I’m relaxing
pantouflard: (pejorative) a stay-at-home lazybones
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
lounging around the house on a very cold snowy day thinking about how there’s a french verb for lounging around that’s the verbing of the noun for “slippers”
pantoufles: a pair of slippers
je pantoufle: I’m relaxing
pantouflard: (pejorative) a stay-at-home lazybones
pantoufles: a pair of slippers
je pantoufle: I’m relaxing
pantouflard: (pejorative) a stay-at-home lazybones
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trying out an app for anxiety and yeah man, double work is rough
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
trying out an app for anxiety and yeah man, double work is rough
Wow vacuuming all the filthy old cobwebs off the ceiling sure makes our garage look nicer.
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Wow vacuuming all the filthy old cobwebs off the ceiling sure makes our garage look nicer.
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How I Use (and DON'T Use) My Phone to Improve My Mental Health
Full essay FREE on my Patreon!
Patreon.com/remydee
Full essay FREE on my Patreon!
Patreon.com/remydee
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
How I Use (and DON'T Use) My Phone to Improve My Mental Health
Full essay FREE on my Patreon!
Patreon.com/remydee
Full essay FREE on my Patreon!
Patreon.com/remydee
Lulu why are you like this.
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Lulu why are you like this.
Spent the better part of last year dissociating into piles of flowers but I might be over it.
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Spent the better part of last year dissociating into piles of flowers but I might be over it.
Someone please discourage me from making a new burlesque act to old-ass early 2000s emo.
January 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Someone please discourage me from making a new burlesque act to old-ass early 2000s emo.
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
I hope all their investors withdraw yesterday and it's in ruins before the end of the year. Artists know genAI is bad for humanity. We cannot wait to dance on its grave.
👀 | OpenAI is reportedly burning cash fast, with losses projected to reach $14B in 2026 and a possible cash shortfall by 2027.
Analysts say AI profitability was overestimated, as rising data center and inference costs could lead to a $207 BILLION industry shortfall by 2030.
Analysts say AI profitability was overestimated, as rising data center and inference costs could lead to a $207 BILLION industry shortfall by 2030.
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I hope all their investors withdraw yesterday and it's in ruins before the end of the year. Artists know genAI is bad for humanity. We cannot wait to dance on its grave.
December Plant Portrait drop on Patreon! Here's one of seven finished images. Sorry for being unseasonably festive at you, but I (love greenery & berries more than a normal amount, and) wanted to finish this set before it got too weird to keep listening to Christmas music while I edited.
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM
December Plant Portrait drop on Patreon! Here's one of seven finished images. Sorry for being unseasonably festive at you, but I (love greenery & berries more than a normal amount, and) wanted to finish this set before it got too weird to keep listening to Christmas music while I edited.
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Just bought those undeserving assholes who freeload in my house a cat condo I am sure they will ignore
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Just bought those undeserving assholes who freeload in my house a cat condo I am sure they will ignore
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Regrettably, due to cosmically bad vehicle troubles, I will not be vending at @arisia.bsky.social this year.
You can peruse the online shop if you want to help an independent artist out. (And you can buy stickers there, which the venue wouldn’t permit anyway.)
{ strangehours.com }
You can peruse the online shop if you want to help an independent artist out. (And you can buy stickers there, which the venue wouldn’t permit anyway.)
{ strangehours.com }
Home | Strange Hours Atelier :: made by hand in Pgh, PA
Curious millinery, esoteric artwork, and assorted whimsies, including Crows Before Bros shirts, stickers, & hand-printed patches.
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January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Regrettably, due to cosmically bad vehicle troubles, I will not be vending at @arisia.bsky.social this year.
You can peruse the online shop if you want to help an independent artist out. (And you can buy stickers there, which the venue wouldn’t permit anyway.)
{ strangehours.com }
You can peruse the online shop if you want to help an independent artist out. (And you can buy stickers there, which the venue wouldn’t permit anyway.)
{ strangehours.com }
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I am begging the Queers to learn the difference between a clique, a group of close friends, and a community.
thank you.
thank you.
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I am begging the Queers to learn the difference between a clique, a group of close friends, and a community.
thank you.
thank you.
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What I want is to help people feel less alone, to help them liberate themselves, and to flush out some of the wounds culture gives us. Like I wouldn't be mad at an award, but this is what I've always wanted to do, and that's because I love queers and freaks and I want them to know it.
what is the biggest writerly goal you are willing to cop to publicly? I would like to be nominated for a Lammy
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
What I want is to help people feel less alone, to help them liberate themselves, and to flush out some of the wounds culture gives us. Like I wouldn't be mad at an award, but this is what I've always wanted to do, and that's because I love queers and freaks and I want them to know it.
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My friend Luna and I are selling stickers we made to raise money for our dear friend Lu who was hit really hard by vet bills for their two cats in 2025.
Any amount you're able to contribute will go a long way towards helping them. <3
fundrazr.com/LuAndKitties
Any amount you're able to contribute will go a long way towards helping them. <3
fundrazr.com/LuAndKitties
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
My friend Luna and I are selling stickers we made to raise money for our dear friend Lu who was hit really hard by vet bills for their two cats in 2025.
Any amount you're able to contribute will go a long way towards helping them. <3
fundrazr.com/LuAndKitties
Any amount you're able to contribute will go a long way towards helping them. <3
fundrazr.com/LuAndKitties
The decriminalization pilot program saved hundreds of lives - how is that not considered a success?
I regret B.C.’s decision to end its decriminalization pilot and am disappointed the province has not released an independent evaluation. When governments change course on life-and-death issues, Canadians deserve to see the evidence. See more 👇
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 AM
The decriminalization pilot program saved hundreds of lives - how is that not considered a success?
Made a deal with the devil and now I'm VIBF's 2026 Performer Liaison what have I done.
January 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Made a deal with the devil and now I'm VIBF's 2026 Performer Liaison what have I done.
Picked up my Boxing Day sale order from Dressew and the sexual tension between me and these fabrics:
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Picked up my Boxing Day sale order from Dressew and the sexual tension between me and these fabrics:
Brute-forced my way through 5 hours of post-midnight wedding dress alterations on hard mode with a screaming caffeine withdrawal headache. I now feel like I've been hit with a bag of hammers.
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Brute-forced my way through 5 hours of post-midnight wedding dress alterations on hard mode with a screaming caffeine withdrawal headache. I now feel like I've been hit with a bag of hammers.