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Writer and game designer. Neon Black | A Torch in the Dark | RIG | many many more! I love telling stories and hate capitalism!

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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 10d
Wanna take your Slugblaster campaign into fantasy dungeons, parties in your hometown, and a whole gashapon system?

BIG SHINY SCORES, 3 unofficial supplements for the Slugblaster TTRPG, coming to Kickstarter February 13th

www.kickstarter.com/projects/not...
Coming soon: Big Shiny Scores Slugblaster Supplements
3 unofficial print and play supplements with new runs, signatures, and monsters for the award-winning TTRPG.
www.kickstarter.com
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Here's the schedule for our ICEBREAKER fundraiser on 2/15 and 2/16, a marathon to raise money for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. Join us then at twitch.tv/friendsatthetable!
Drawing of an ICE agent made of ice being shattered. Features the following text: Icebreaker (in all caps). A fundraising marathon for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund twitch.tv/friendsatthetable 2/15 AND 2/16 Day One (2/15) (all times ET) 11.00 Hello! 11.30 ‘Guilty as Sock’ 1.10 ‘Carry The Glass’ 2.45 ‘Wildermyth’ Returns 4.55 Fishteen Minutes 5.30 Dre Goes to Flegg Hell* 6.30 ‘Outward 2’ 8.30 ‘REPO’ *unlocked by a donation incentive Day Two (2/16) (all times ET) 11.00 Hello! 11.30 ‘YAPYAP’ 1.10 ‘Galaxy Princess Zorana’ 2.45 Scintillation Fashion Contest 2026 4.30 ‘Imagination Express’ 5.45 ‘Crusader Kings 3’ Trip to China* 7.30 ‘King of the Castle’ *unlocked by a donation incentive
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
Trying to catch up on spells as flash fiction for #FlashFicFeb and couldn't think of any stories for Antimagic Field, and got realy held up on why Antilife Shell works Like That.

Also wrote Antipathy/Sympathy as an old myth.
Antilife Shell Excerpt from Red Book Number 13 - The Lies of the Church and Defensive Magic Furthermore the Church’s priests do not teach spellcraft equally to everyone. As we have already seen and discussed at length in Book 12, The Lies of the Church and War, soldiers defending the Ecclesiarchy have increased utility and a different component practice in their offensive spells, making them far more destructive and cruel in their hands than any who graduate from their colleges. They also hide their spellcraft in their so-called “crowd control” and “self defense” spells. Antilife Shell is a spell designed for medicinal applications such as surgeries and amputations. The structure of the magic is such that it creates an area around the caster that prevents living things from entering. However if the caster, and therefore the field, were to move and come into contact with life, the spell immediately ends. This peculiar effect has been noted in several high-level meetings within the colleges of major arcana, including debates and published volumes. It is clear nonsense. A limitation of the spell manufactured by the Ecclesiarchy in order to hide its horrifying applications. There are first hand accounts of survivors from demonstrations in Crawford, Ecklein, and Brafftonn of Church agents applying the spell to Church guardians, who then marched forward into innocent citizens, forcing them to be trampled underfoot and crushed against their own homes and businesses as the magical fields forced life to move around them, much like the Church forces us to move around its own lies and limitations. Antipathy/Sympathy Once upon a time an army marched upon the highlands, and their drums and trumpets could be heard like thunder. And for a fortnight those in Great Vella’s village complained of a storm that would not arrive, a calamity that would not show itself. But Great Vella knew the sound, for this was the Champion of Braft Town, who slew the trolls of the deep, who woke the spirits of the forest, she who had seen the world entire and laughed. And so she knew the armies of that vagabond called the Jester and what terrible carnage they hath wrought. And when the beekeepers and woodsman and fishers said that the army had crossed into the highlands, Great Vella went to the dragon, that great wyrm who hunts at night and shakes the mountainside. Great Vella went into the dragon’s lair, a cave that glittered with jewels, and said, “Great wyrm, fight for us! For we give you goats and stones that drink the light. And if the Jester has this village as their own there will be no goats or treasures to keep you sated!” And Great Vella grinned to herself, for she carried with her a branch she had enchanted with vinegar and honey so that the terrible wyrm would have a sympathetic ear. But the dragon said, “Begone witch, for I know your smell! You are she who cheated my cousin the Kraken of the Sea at his favourite game of chance! You are Vella the Liar who vexed the Sphinx beyond the mountains. You are Vella who hexes hearts against themselves, and I will eat you if I see you again!” And so Great Vella went from that cave and took council with the witches, and they sought council with the druids of the dale, and they took council with the fae folks beyond the veil. And when all were counseled and all their wisdom heard, Great Vella returned to that terrible dragon’s cave, with fifteen enchanted branches. And this time the wyrm did consent to Great Vella, ever convincing.
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
Card Drives backers (and soon patrons) check the latest update on the KS page for the playable prototype of the game!
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
Was gonna launch this this week but I've had no time to get the page ready or make it not look like shit so look for Big Shiny Scores some time later this month.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/not...
Coming soon: Big Shiny Scores Slugblaster Supplements
3 unofficial print and play supplements with new runs, signatures, and monsters for the award-winning TTRPG.
www.kickstarter.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!

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February 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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I watched the whole thing because it's astonishing
couts.bsky.social Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · Aug 24
OSINT folks, the bar has been raised
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
nataliezed.bsky.social Natalie Zed 🍁 @nataliezed.bsky.social · Oct 7
Getting to show you all this cover and announce that VILLAIN is officially coming out in May of next year is such a joy and a relief i don't even know how to express it.
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the cover for a book entitled Villain by Natalie Zina Walschots. the cover is a bright magenta with dark blue and teal lettering for the title, and the author's name is in yellow. there is an image of the silhouette of a woman carrying a cane, surrounded by the silhouettes of five superheroes.
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
Ralph, as in the British pronunciation like Ralph Fiennes.

Was spared a lot there I think.
stephengraham.bsky.social Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 2d
Curious reading what people's parents almost called them. I don't think I ever asked my parents if they had any alternatives in mind, or what I'd have been called if I was a girl; I doubt they'd remember now.
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Band-Aids & Bullet Holes, my John Wick-inspired bloody revenge opera deckbuilder RPG named after a Taylor Swift lyric, is coming to Kickstarter in May.

Look good, feel bad, do violence, cry about it, repeat. Just like your day job.
Coming soon: Band-Aids & Bullet Holes
Get your bloody revenge. A deckbuilder tabletop rpg about assassins and their vendettas.
www.kickstarter.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 PM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
Always here for the Sarah Zedig videos.
hmsnofun.bsky.social sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 3d
What Would A Better YouTube Look Like?

An extended thought exercise about how to improve the platform, from multiple algorithms and video versioning to democratic platform control and municipal server capacity.

Watch, comment, share with your friends, and try to imagine what feels impossible.
What Would A Better YouTube Look Like?
YouTube video by let's talk about stuff w/ sarah zedig
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February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
RT if someone claimed your work was “not commercially viable.”
cartoonbrew.bsky.social Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 2d
Sony, the company that sold 'KPop Demon Hunters' for a song, has scrapped a Thai folklore-inspired feature from 'Amphibia' creator Matt Braly and 'Steven Universe' creator Rebecca Sugar two years into development, calling it “not commercial enough.”
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
Sony Scraps Thai Folklore Feature From Matt Braly, Rebeca Sugar
After two years in development, Sony has pulled the plug on the culturally rooted animated feature, calling it “not commercial enough.”
www.cartoonbrew.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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spicymancer.bsky.social
It's important work.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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This coming Sunday and Monday, come help us raise money for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!

follow twitch.tv/friendsatthetable now to be notified!

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Drawing of an ICE agent made of ice being shattered. Features the following text: Icebreaker (in all caps). A fundarising marathon for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund twitch.tv/friendsatthetable 2/15 AND 2/16
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
D&D Spells as Flash Fiction - Animate Object

(multiple posts today as I'm catching up on missing one)

I really wanted to do another story about the existential ramifications of giving inanimate objects life and the capacity to understand language. Instead I did another heist scene.

#FlashFicFeb
Animate Object The two thieves sprinted down the thoroughfare, dodging carts and horses and families out for a stroll. Behind them the city watch yelled for them to stop, weighed down by their armour and polearms. “Jezza are you familiar at all,” Ugilvie panted, dodging pedestrians, “with the Church’s Council of Tupick?” “Wha?–no!” Jezza wheezed next to him, looking behind her. “No you know I don’t! They’re gaining on us!” “Fascinating thing,” he shoved past a man leading a mule carrying a cart full of old clocks, rusted tools, and other assorted brick-a-brack. Possibly an estate sale, Ugilvie reckoned. “After a week-long debate, the Church ruled that no spell should be cast nor developed that could split a man’s soul to reside in the base things of this world. Something about,” he stopped and wiped sweat from his face, catching his breathe “something about the immortality of the spirit. Fascinating really.” Jezza turned to see her compatriot had stopped and ran back to him, “What are you doing we have to move!” Ugilvie waved a hand at her and turned to face the wake of confused pedestrians and the city watch a hundred feet behind. “Remember when I said it’s good sometimes to be an apostate?” Ugilvie winked at Jezza, then said a word she didn’t understand and pointed five fingers at the junk in the cart they had just run past. A desk clock sprouted wooden legs, as did a hand lathe, a broken barrel, a trunk, and a fetching wood-carved portrait of some scholarly looking older man that Ugilvie would have very much liked to know more about. The man leading the cart screamed, as did the Mule, who bucked and started to bolt as the objects hopped out of the cart and looked at Ugilvie expectantly. “Go get in everyone’s way!” He shouted at them and turned, grabbing Jezza by the arm, and running as chaos unfolded behind them.
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
#D&D Spells as Flash Fiction - Animate Dead

Oh to be a fly on the wall during a spirited debate on death and dying in a world where the dead can be animated. How, exactly, does a skeleton or zombie understand the languages it knew in life?

#FlashFicFeb
“Is there no other way?” The assembled priests who were not asleep at their desks sighed or rolled their eyes. They had spent 3 days arguing this exact question. Of course the underpriest they delivered the message to would have this question. Of course all the small folk would have heard rumours. All those who had served them in this hall would have overheard their yelling and screaming and the fist fight on the second day. And no one had the energy to go through it all again with some underpriest still 2 years away from getting his robes and gazing upon the divine. “Boy no questions please,” said Leila, the priest from the Urtain Chapter. “Just say back to me what I told you so that I know you have the right of it.” The young underpriest nodded, frowning. “Find a volunteer in town. Magic work for the church. Compensation for families. Must know how to write.” “Very good,” Leila patted him on the shoulder. “On you go.” “What sort of compensation?” He insisted. “Why not simply do it yourselves?” Leila took a long, fortifying breath. “Because all we know about this spell is hearsay and conjecture, and much of it contradicts what we know of the divine. If god did make a rhyme with the world and breathed life into it, and all of us can return to the beginning and join with God when we die, then nothing can be left in the bodies we leave behind. Right?” The boy nodded and Leila put her hand on his back and led him out of the hall, speaking softly. “So if we animate a body and it knows anything it knew in life, there may be part of us trapped inside decaying flesh, not joining with the divine. Perhaps we have a connection with our remains. Perhaps it is an autonomic reaction of the body. Perhaps our souls leave impressions within the body like a mold, and there is no essential part of us inside. Perhaps a thousand things.” Leila stopped and pushed the underpriest ahead. “Now go! And remember they need to write! And write well! The dead can’t speak!”
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
My game, BLOOD & TEARS, about being immortal vampires dealing with the terrible rich and terrible cops is in this bundle.
jesthehuman.itch.io Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 4d
The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!

There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!

Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
graphic that says no ice in Minnesota itch.io charity bundle
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Another sweet, sweet bundle of #slugblaster stuff cooked up by the Wilkie's discord community. Gear! Monsters! Adventures! New settings! All sorts of tasty stuff.

All the money goes to help teens.

itch.io/b/3496/slugb...
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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D&D Spells as Flash Fiction - Animal Shapes

The first thing I thought of when I read this spell as the scene in Oceans 8 where the thieves leave with their prizes in broad daylight.

#FlashFicFeb
Animal Shapes Ty and Zeke were bejeweled, encrusting, almost doubled over in rings and bracelets and necklaces. The torches in the castle's courtyard caught a million points of light in the inset jewels and polished gold. They would surely be spotted, had they not spent the last of their money paying for a round of drinks at the guard’s favourite pub outside the walls. “We’re fucked,” hissed Zeke. “We’re absolutely fucked mate.” “Shut up,” whispered Ty. “She’ll be here, I told you.” “I can barely fucking move mate,” Zeke said through clenched teeth. “This is too much, I told you it’s too much. I can’t drive a horse like this, how the fuck am I even gonna get on?” Ty almost fell over when he saw a small flame flicker in the darkness of the nearby stables. “Y’alright?” A squat woman appeared from the dark, four feet tall, hair a tangle of brown curls and pale hay obscuring her face, but parting for a long wooden pipe. “The fuck are you–” Zeke started as Ty stepped closer. “Thanks Sammy, you’re a life saver. Got that spell handy?” Sammy nodded, “Yeah man, all clear. Told the horses to take the night off, y’know? Eat some apples by the orchard. Good shit.” She smiled. “Excuse me?” Zeke took several small steps to get closer to them, jingling as he went. “What do you mean you got rid of the horses? That was our way out!” “Not exactly,” said Sammy. “First thing they’ll do is send out riders to find us. Don’t gotta outrun horses, just gotta be horses, man. Hope you’re not allergic to hay.” Sammy cupped her hands, blew pipe smoke into them, and opened them quickly with a few words. When the smoke cleared there were not three thieves in the castle courtyard, but three noble steeds, exactly like the ones eating fermenting apples on the other side of town.
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
D&D Spells as Flash Fiction - Animal Shapes

The first thing I thought of when I read this spell as the scene in Oceans 8 where the thieves leave with their prizes in broad daylight.

#FlashFicFeb
Animal Shapes Ty and Zeke were bejeweled, encrusting, almost doubled over in rings and bracelets and necklaces. The torches in the castle's courtyard caught a million points of light in the inset jewels and polished gold. They would surely be spotted, had they not spent the last of their money paying for a round of drinks at the guard’s favourite pub outside the walls. “We’re fucked,” hissed Zeke. “We’re absolutely fucked mate.” “Shut up,” whispered Ty. “She’ll be here, I told you.” “I can barely fucking move mate,” Zeke said through clenched teeth. “This is too much, I told you it’s too much. I can’t drive a horse like this, how the fuck am I even gonna get on?” Ty almost fell over when he saw a small flame flicker in the darkness of the nearby stables. “Y’alright?” A squat woman appeared from the dark, four feet tall, hair a tangle of brown curls and pale hay obscuring her face, but parting for a long wooden pipe. “The fuck are you–” Zeke started as Ty stepped closer. “Thanks Sammy, you’re a life saver. Got that spell handy?” Sammy nodded, “Yeah man, all clear. Told the horses to take the night off, y’know? Eat some apples by the orchard. Good shit.” She smiled. “Excuse me?” Zeke took several small steps to get closer to them, jingling as he went. “What do you mean you got rid of the horses? That was our way out!” “Not exactly,” said Sammy. “First thing they’ll do is send out riders to find us. Don’t gotta outrun horses, just gotta be horses, man. Hope you’re not allergic to hay.” Sammy cupped her hands, blew pipe smoke into them, and opened them quickly with a few words. When the smoke cleared there were not three thieves in the castle courtyard, but three noble steeds, exactly like the ones eating fermenting apples on the other side of town.
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.
Someone painting their nails Someone painting a Warhammer Space Marine
April 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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#D&D spells as Flash Fiction - Animal Messenger

I initially misread the spell and thought you could maybe use this to force goats or other beasts of burden to turn wheels for mills, etc. for a day at a time. Alas, communication via crab it is.

#FlashFicFeb
Animal Messenger A report on the testing of spell number 69553, “Animal Messenger.” Students Teague and Wellows and Student Ryan of the Royal House Tell. Hypothesis: The spell will command the will of a small creature to deliver a message to a described recipient in a described place. Student Teague cast the ritual, described the recipient and place. Student Wellows was the recipient. Student Ryan kept notes. Testing by animal, alphabetical: Baboon: Emitted a series of terrifying shrieks. Badger: Performed rhythmic movements accompanied by snorting. Bat: Assumed prank nothing recorded. Cat: Sat and stared at recipient until spell wore off. Crab: Produces bubbles from mouth parts and gesticulation with claws. Eagle: Never arrived. Sender blamed the recipient for wearing a hat they had not worn in previous tests. Recipient said they were cold. Frog: Croaked several times. Words were reported that did not match message. Hawk: Screeched in a rhythm resembling the message. Recipient now aware of sample message due to technical difficulties of test. May have hampered subsequent tests. Lizard: No verbal communication. Owl: Repeated hooting that at several parts resembles language. Piranha: Confirmed prank. Rat: No sounds audible to recipient. Raven: Recipient noted words and language for the first time. Remarked that the words even had the accent of the sender. Message recorded and verified. I understand this is how things are done at this college but I must formally protest. I have heard that Sir Gray is leading a workshop to test an advanced version of this spell for purposes of animal labour. I would like to register my intent to join such an endeavour. I would much rather charm a goat to turn a mill then work with these two another day. I do not wish to press my heritage but please remember that if I am displeased and bored I have more reason to report my mood to my mother. Kind Regards, Ryan Tell, Lady of Lockfirst
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 AM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
#D&D spells as Flash Fiction - Animal Messenger

I initially misread the spell and thought you could maybe use this to force goats or other beasts of burden to turn wheels for mills, etc. for a day at a time. Alas, communication via crab it is.

#FlashFicFeb
Animal Messenger A report on the testing of spell number 69553, “Animal Messenger.” Students Teague and Wellows and Student Ryan of the Royal House Tell. Hypothesis: The spell will command the will of a small creature to deliver a message to a described recipient in a described place. Student Teague cast the ritual, described the recipient and place. Student Wellows was the recipient. Student Ryan kept notes. Testing by animal, alphabetical: Baboon: Emitted a series of terrifying shrieks. Badger: Performed rhythmic movements accompanied by snorting. Bat: Assumed prank nothing recorded. Cat: Sat and stared at recipient until spell wore off. Crab: Produces bubbles from mouth parts and gesticulation with claws. Eagle: Never arrived. Sender blamed the recipient for wearing a hat they had not worn in previous tests. Recipient said they were cold. Frog: Croaked several times. Words were reported that did not match message. Hawk: Screeched in a rhythm resembling the message. Recipient now aware of sample message due to technical difficulties of test. May have hampered subsequent tests. Lizard: No verbal communication. Owl: Repeated hooting that at several parts resembles language. Piranha: Confirmed prank. Rat: No sounds audible to recipient. Raven: Recipient noted words and language for the first time. Remarked that the words even had the accent of the sender. Message recorded and verified. I understand this is how things are done at this college but I must formally protest. I have heard that Sir Gray is leading a workshop to test an advanced version of this spell for purposes of animal labour. I would like to register my intent to join such an endeavour. I would much rather charm a goat to turn a mill then work with these two another day. I do not wish to press my heritage but please remember that if I am displeased and bored I have more reason to report my mood to my mother. Kind Regards, Ryan Tell, Lady of Lockfirst
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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Loot that drops after defeating me:

- several HB pencils
- an old copy of the London Review of Books
- a saved napkin
- three euro's seventy in small change
notwritinggames.bsky.social Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 7d
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- Zippo lighter and half full cigarette case
- Six-sided dice
- various receipts
- small plastic squeeze bottle labeled “Holy Water” containing hand sanitizer
thatkimparker.bsky.social Kimberly Parker @thatkimparker.bsky.social · 7d
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- crumpled up movie tickets
- a Kit Kat Chunky
- an SPF lip chap that went through the washing machine
- a ball felted of cat hair
February 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
notwritinggames.bsky.social
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- Zippo lighter and half full cigarette case
- Six-sided dice
- various receipts
- small plastic squeeze bottle labeled “Holy Water” containing hand sanitizer
thatkimparker.bsky.social Kimberly Parker @thatkimparker.bsky.social · 7d
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- crumpled up movie tickets
- a Kit Kat Chunky
- an SPF lip chap that went through the washing machine
- a ball felted of cat hair
kitbeary.bsky.social Mimi 🌼 | shop open!! vday sale!! @kitbeary.bsky.social · 7d
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- ibuprofen
- a single mandarin orange
- 1-6 lip tints in the same color family
- Little Parrot Bebe figurines
- Caleb pocas
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social
Hey I know there’s a bunch of other fundraisers going on rn. Mines ending at 8pm est tonight
golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social Golgari Gal🔜Shoebox @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 14d
Hey yall, long thread incoming. I don't have the means to send very much money to help out in MN but I have art, a following, $20, and a lot of fucking anger so I'm gonna be raffling off these 3 alters. Entry will be off of proof of a $20+ donation to one of the orgs or funds listed below
1/4
Ice Out MTG cards altered with a white background and "FUCK ICE" in black and red lettering. Etali, Primal Storm altered with a red background and a crossed, yellow hammer and sickle Ice Out {1}{U}{U} Instant Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) This spell costs {1} less to cast if it’s bargained. Counter target spell. Hylda built an ice statuary from all those who couldn’t understand “go away.” Illustrated by Olivier Bernard Etali, Primal Storm {4}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player’s library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs. The storm rages and the earth breaks. 6/6 Illustrated by Raymond Swanland
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM