Faye Havoc
@fayehavoc.bsky.social
Burlesque. Sewing. Photography. Tea. Cats. Snakes. Plants. Half of the only pantomime horse to win a title at the Burlesque Hall of Fame. Some weirdo in a costume.
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The way we treat the "least" among us is the measure of our success as a species; right now the bar is on the fucking floor; we've failed if it's only good for some and not all.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The way we treat the "least" among us is the measure of our success as a species; right now the bar is on the fucking floor; we've failed if it's only good for some and not all.
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You can totally skip Queen of the Damned though, just look up the photo of Aaliyah being hot and listen to your favorite Nu Metal album.
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You can totally skip Queen of the Damned though, just look up the photo of Aaliyah being hot and listen to your favorite Nu Metal album.
Was in A MOOD last night and stayed up way late working on a big pile of repairs and alterations because I just want all this STUFF out of my HOUSE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Was in A MOOD last night and stayed up way late working on a big pile of repairs and alterations because I just want all this STUFF out of my HOUSE.
Am I sneezy because I have a cold or am I sneezy from breathing in cut faux fur particulate two nights in a row.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Am I sneezy because I have a cold or am I sneezy from breathing in cut faux fur particulate two nights in a row.
Post you from a different era.
Long untidy hair era:
Long untidy hair era:
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Post you from a different era.
Long untidy hair era:
Long untidy hair era:
Any day I discover a horrible new plant is a good day.
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Any day I discover a horrible new plant is a good day.
Don't want to hex my neighbours. Just their leaf blowers. So every new one they bought would break and they'd have to go back to the gentle swish-swish-swish of brooms and rakes. I'd be a light witch of course. The rest of the villagers would thank me.
Maybe I do need to learn witchcraft so I can hex my neighbours' leaf blowers.
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Don't want to hex my neighbours. Just their leaf blowers. So every new one they bought would break and they'd have to go back to the gentle swish-swish-swish of brooms and rakes. I'd be a light witch of course. The rest of the villagers would thank me.
Maybe I do need to learn witchcraft so I can hex my neighbours' leaf blowers.
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Maybe I do need to learn witchcraft so I can hex my neighbours' leaf blowers.
Mountain View Cemetery, 23 years ago:
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Mountain View Cemetery, 23 years ago:
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Disassembled a large thrifted vintage oval mirror so I can take its frame to a cemetery for a photoshoot without ensnaring and bringing a restless spirit back home with me (I'd rather not risk it ok); there's a date stamp behind the mirror! It was framed 50 years ago!! (I love this shit!!!)
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Disassembled a large thrifted vintage oval mirror so I can take its frame to a cemetery for a photoshoot without ensnaring and bringing a restless spirit back home with me (I'd rather not risk it ok); there's a date stamp behind the mirror! It was framed 50 years ago!! (I love this shit!!!)
One thing led to another and now I've accidentally created some kinda weird altar in my workroom?
October 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
One thing led to another and now I've accidentally created some kinda weird altar in my workroom?
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Sharties
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Demonheads
Demonheads
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sharties
Worst colour for stage has gotta be navy blue.
There's nothing quite like navy blue for swallowing light and making people feel sad and being much too dark without even having the decency to go all the way and commit to being black.
I've never seen a navy blue costume I liked.
There's nothing quite like navy blue for swallowing light and making people feel sad and being much too dark without even having the decency to go all the way and commit to being black.
I've never seen a navy blue costume I liked.
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Worst colour for stage has gotta be navy blue.
There's nothing quite like navy blue for swallowing light and making people feel sad and being much too dark without even having the decency to go all the way and commit to being black.
I've never seen a navy blue costume I liked.
There's nothing quite like navy blue for swallowing light and making people feel sad and being much too dark without even having the decency to go all the way and commit to being black.
I've never seen a navy blue costume I liked.
A moment for the hair&berries before I remove both.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
A moment for the hair&berries before I remove both.
Most of these are edible but at least one will fuck you up.
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Most of these are edible but at least one will fuck you up.
Adds "descended a rainbow LED-studded clear Lucite ladder onto the stage of a packed Saturday night strip club while carrying a live boa constrictor over my shoulders" to the resumé.
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Adds "descended a rainbow LED-studded clear Lucite ladder onto the stage of a packed Saturday night strip club while carrying a live boa constrictor over my shoulders" to the resumé.
If I ever met Salma Hayek in person I'd thank her for this scene and all the gigs it's landed me as someone who works with large performing albino snakes.
From Dusk Till Dawn: The Snake Dance scene
YouTube video by Binge Society
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October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If I ever met Salma Hayek in person I'd thank her for this scene and all the gigs it's landed me as someone who works with large performing albino snakes.
Oh my God. Like. No. Have you ever gardened. If you wanna live off what you grow it is FULL TIME and you need LOTS OF LAND and IDEAL GROWING CONDITIONS.
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh my God. Like. No. Have you ever gardened. If you wanna live off what you grow it is FULL TIME and you need LOTS OF LAND and IDEAL GROWING CONDITIONS.
Fb and Insta were asking people to verify/confirm/add their PayPal information recently (I did not; why would I need to pay for anything on social media?) and I was like "oh no they're gonna start monetizing stuff soon."
October 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Fb and Insta were asking people to verify/confirm/add their PayPal information recently (I did not; why would I need to pay for anything on social media?) and I was like "oh no they're gonna start monetizing stuff soon."
A reminder from Lulu: "if you've outgrown it, get rid of it."
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A reminder from Lulu: "if you've outgrown it, get rid of it."
Mid-October magic! Did I have time for a walk in the woods today? Absolutely the fuck not. Did I do it anyways? Yes.
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Mid-October magic! Did I have time for a walk in the woods today? Absolutely the fuck not. Did I do it anyways? Yes.
Not once in the 6 weeks we've had our new cats have I (or my sister) witnessed Miss Moneypenny actually drinking water.
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not once in the 6 weeks we've had our new cats have I (or my sister) witnessed Miss Moneypenny actually drinking water.