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2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Whenever that Santa Baby song comes on I want to tell the lady to stop singing in the baby voice and go to Community College
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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apologies to everyone who thought they had a coolass name but
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The Republican version of Reiner is Clint Eastwood; these Charlie Kirk comparisons are stupid. Kirk had zero broad cultural impact, he was an entirely reactionary political creature. Now imagine Obama saying "RIP BITCH" in an alternate reality where Clint gets brutally murdered by a family member
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i went over a decade without spending many holidays at home and this year i get to see my parents for both thanksgiving AND christmas, what a treat
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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reading to the dog about Jesus. the cat is here too but i can tell she isn't listening
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i was extremely brave this morning and got out of my very warm bed even though there was a snuggly cat in it and i didn't want to
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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is he dead yet
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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pœnis
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
somebody get this man on a horse
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
i was Offline when the bubba email dropped but i bet that was a fun day on here
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i know a few people who work in the pentagon and fwiw "photo of ben affleck smoking a cigarette" seems to be the general reaction from most of the dod to literally everything Poop Hogshit says and does
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
my current internet connection won't support it but i want to play assassin's creed so bad. no not that one. greece and egypt ONLY
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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In the Bible, they explain that Jesus doesn't have a wife because He's too busy keeping up with all the latest anime. Of course, now we know He was actually just gay
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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police departments devouring more and more of the city budget on the excuse of needing to fight a populace made restive because there's no money for anything but cops

a dish that makes its own sauce
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Peanut butter and jelly lasagna
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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walking around my house is so much fun! just going from one room to another - wherever i feel like going!
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
fun story time: clutch went out on my 13 yo subaru the other night. it happened right in front of my house, in my driveway, after i put it in neutral to grab a package off the porch omw home from work. got back in to drive it around back, and clutch was on the floor. 1/
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Alrighty then.
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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let's check in with fiona
February 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
been offline for a while did i miss anything
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM