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somebody had a stinky butt
Mirror selfie of me holding Fiona before her bath Fiona with huge eyes wrapped in a towel after her bath Fiona cat looking like a wet possum after her bath Fiona cat in her little tent outside drying off in the warm weather
July 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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timeline cleanse: fiona discovers a butterfly
July 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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sometimes it's nice to be wrong :)
Hand in my knee in the car :)
June 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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check out this dumbass piece of shit
Back of a Tesla model S sporting the following bumper stickers: I DON'T HAVE ROAD RAGE YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT Still Driving Tesla Still Team Elon EVIL WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH BECAUSE GOOD IS DUMB The last one is a quote from Spaceballs and would probably be funny by itself, but like come on man.
May 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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oh he's shoutin
May 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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we got another one folks
Black and white cat (Waylon) with a super long tail
May 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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leveled up some druid skills and now i can walk right up to birds
May 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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c:
An extremely cute chipmunk sitting in a plate of birdseed Zoomed in he got a little smile like c:
May 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Two turkeys showing ass Fiona cat watching some birds with her ears in sport mode
April 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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y'all wanna see some turkeys
April 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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workshopping my idea for a restaurant called "Oodles of Pasta"
Text conversation between 2 people: L: and no pasta A: seafood only L: seafood and hard liquor A: perfect L: date night special: Clams and Kahlua A: as long as they aren't cooked in Kahlua L: you have to ask for them not to be. And there's an upcharge for modifications
April 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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imagine being this cozy
Fiona cat curled into a tight ball with her paw and tail covering her face
April 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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happy easter you fucks
Photo from like 1995 of me (7 yo, right) and my sister (3 yo, left) sitting on the easter bunny's lap outside the fence at the neighborhood pool. My sister has a blank but pleasant smile on her face, I'm scowling, and the bunny looks sadly perplexed like it's never seen children before.
April 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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a good friday indeed
Fiona cat stretching her toe beans out in the sun on the driveway
April 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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everyone be quiet my show is on
April 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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[Screenshot from Steam] You've played for 1700 hours Would you like to recommend this game to other players? 👍Yes 👎No <-
April 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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i love having a cat that can't jump
April 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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look at this tail. thank you
Back half of an orange cat with a long wonky tail (his name is Harlan)
April 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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hell yeah brother
Photo of my car up on a lift while my friend is changing out the headlamp bulb from underneath the gotdang wheel well who the FUCK designed this shit oh my god
April 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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hell yeah bay bee
TONIGHT CAROLINE ROSE DOORS 7 PM SOLD OUT Caroline Rose on stage with a red guitar
April 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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in lieu of paying someone $500 to take the bumper off my car i have opted to drive 9 hours round trip on friday so my dad can do it for free
Levar Burton big brain meme
April 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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ohhh ok so that's where i've seen that
Mr Krabs without his shell, he looks pink and disgusting Donald Trump golfing, he also looks pink and disgusting
April 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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some good signs today
Two homemade signs at the protest, one says FAGS OVER FASCISTS and the other says YOU CAN FUCK A COUCH BUT NOT OUR COUNTRY
April 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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lmao i'm stuck in that red band for the next two hours
Weather radar of Tennessee and surrounding states. It looks like shit, lots of tornados etc
April 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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is that good
Map of a tornado warning in Nashville; my location dot is right in the middle of it ⚠️ Emergency alert: Extreme National Weather Service: TORNADO WARNING in this area until 3:45 AM CDT. Take shelter now in a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. If you are outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantia shelter and protect yourself from flying debris. Check media.
April 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM