Guy Incognito
@fauxids.bsky.social
A fleshy container that holds fluids. The friendly toot giver. Not on the Epstein list.
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Chesco, PA
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Chesco, PA
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Guy Incognito
@fauxids.bsky.social
· Oct 20
ever finish your coffee and think to yourself, "that was so good, nothing is going to top that today, we're done here?"
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Stereolib
Stereolib
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Rowling Stones
The Rowling Stones
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Hootie and the Blowfishs
Hootie and the Blowfishs
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Stereolib
Stereolib
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They nearly killed this woman. Then they went on national TV and tried to smear her.
Woman Seen Pulled from Car Speaks Out: 'Lucky to be alive'
Aliya Rahman "said she was driving to an appointment at the Traumatic Brain Injury Center when the incident occurred."
She asked for a doctor and was taken to a detention center where she lost consciousness.
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
Aliya Rahman "said she was driving to an appointment at the Traumatic Brain Injury Center when the incident occurred."
She asked for a doctor and was taken to a detention center where she lost consciousness.
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
They nearly killed this woman. Then they went on national TV and tried to smear her.
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A 21-year-old in Santa Ana was permanently blinded in one eye after a DHS agent fired a “less-lethal” round at close range.
K’s gofundme is here
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
K’s gofundme is here
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds, organized by Sarah Gallimore
Posting on behalf of my friend:
On Friday, 1/9, hundreds protester… Sarah Gallimore needs your support for Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds
www.gofundme.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
A 21-year-old in Santa Ana was permanently blinded in one eye after a DHS agent fired a “less-lethal” round at close range.
K’s gofundme is here
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
K’s gofundme is here
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Now that it’s clear that Minneapolis is under a military occupation, I hope people will draw the connection with this, Gaza and the West Bank where shit is FAR worse.
This is just a small taste of what they’ve been living with for DECADES.
This is just a small taste of what they’ve been living with for DECADES.
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Now that it’s clear that Minneapolis is under a military occupation, I hope people will draw the connection with this, Gaza and the West Bank where shit is FAR worse.
This is just a small taste of what they’ve been living with for DECADES.
This is just a small taste of what they’ve been living with for DECADES.
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TJ has more courage than most Democrats in Congress. Justice for TJ
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
TJ has more courage than most Democrats in Congress. Justice for TJ
A mug of chili for lunch is exactly the right amount.
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
A mug of chili for lunch is exactly the right amount.
Absolutely not. What good is $100 mil to me if I’m brain dead?
Since yall talking about fighting….
Men would you face prime Mike Tyson for $100 mil for 3 mins?
Ladies would yall face prime Laila Alicfor $100mil for 3 mins?
Men would you face prime Mike Tyson for $100 mil for 3 mins?
Ladies would yall face prime Laila Alicfor $100mil for 3 mins?
a close up of a man 's face with a #showtime watermark
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a #showtime watermark
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Absolutely not. What good is $100 mil to me if I’m brain dead?
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Catbert "nowhere to be seen," reports claim
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Catbert "nowhere to be seen," reports claim
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
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the biggest problem with the two party system is that one of them is nazi germany and the other is vichy france
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
the biggest problem with the two party system is that one of them is nazi germany and the other is vichy france
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thinking about this one again
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
thinking about this one again
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
Jonathan Ross is a Proud Boys-aligned, right wing extremist and ICE is full of these guys - from Bovino all the way down.
ICE must be abolished and Ross, Bovino, etc must be prosecuted.
ICE must be abolished and Ross, Bovino, etc must be prosecuted.
the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Jonathan Ross is a Proud Boys-aligned, right wing extremist and ICE is full of these guys - from Bovino all the way down.
ICE must be abolished and Ross, Bovino, etc must be prosecuted.
ICE must be abolished and Ross, Bovino, etc must be prosecuted.
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
I often think about the immigrants ICE is rounding up and how 99% of them have worked harder at their jobs than any of these operator cosplayers ever have or ever will.
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I often think about the immigrants ICE is rounding up and how 99% of them have worked harder at their jobs than any of these operator cosplayers ever have or ever will.
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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The elephant in the room is that mayors and governors across the country have very good reason to question the loyalty and allegiances of the state and local police forces and that’s one of the impediments to doing anything about the current occupations
January 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The elephant in the room is that mayors and governors across the country have very good reason to question the loyalty and allegiances of the state and local police forces and that’s one of the impediments to doing anything about the current occupations
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“They need better training” is just the liberal way of wanting nothing to change but also wanting to feel good about nothing changing
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“They need better training” is just the liberal way of wanting nothing to change but also wanting to feel good about nothing changing
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so are we flying flags at half mast for renee too? or doing tributes during major sporting events? or is that just for christian nationalists?
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
so are we flying flags at half mast for renee too? or doing tributes during major sporting events? or is that just for christian nationalists?
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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I will say as someone who, like, dabbles in the Bulwark and other never trump former neocons, I'm that freak who appreciates the solidarity but also can't stop wanting a "here's how I helped this happen" moment of reflection from them. like, these vampires currently at my neck are your ex-coworkers.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I will say as someone who, like, dabbles in the Bulwark and other never trump former neocons, I'm that freak who appreciates the solidarity but also can't stop wanting a "here's how I helped this happen" moment of reflection from them. like, these vampires currently at my neck are your ex-coworkers.
It's good (for me) that Jesse Watters doesn't live in my zip code.
People were fired for literally just quoting Charlie Kirk after he died:
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's good (for me) that Jesse Watters doesn't live in my zip code.
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
www.gofundme.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...