Guy Incognito
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A fleshy container that holds fluids. The friendly toot giver. Not on the Epstein list.
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Guy Incognito
@fauxids.bsky.social
· Oct 20
ever finish your coffee and think to yourself, "that was so good, nothing is going to top that today, we're done here?"
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The hate crime charge against Alexa Wilkinson for photographing vandalism of the New York Times building is a dangerous precedent, no matter what you think of Wilkinson.
Journalist or not, photography isn’t a hate crime
Gatekeeping over hate crime charges misses the forest for the trees
freedom.press
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The hate crime charge against Alexa Wilkinson for photographing vandalism of the New York Times building is a dangerous precedent, no matter what you think of Wilkinson.
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he killed a million people
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
he killed a million people
Good to see the leader of the free world dropping knowledge at the *squints* “McDonald’s Impact Summit”
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Good to see the leader of the free world dropping knowledge at the *squints* “McDonald’s Impact Summit”
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
lmao that cop acting tough with someone who could rip his arm off and beat him to death with it
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
lmao that cop acting tough with someone who could rip his arm off and beat him to death with it
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The former head of the British Army is called what now?
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The former head of the British Army is called what now?
On the contrary, Elon Musk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable, but he won’t get to see the laughs
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
On the contrary, Elon Musk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable, but he won’t get to see the laughs
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
So you want barbarism then?
Just because Capitalism has been hijacked by the billionaires and turned into Oligarchy doesn't mean we have to march towards Communism.
I'd rather burn Capitalism to the ground and start over again, than have Communism.
I'd rather burn Capitalism to the ground and start over again, than have Communism.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So you want barbarism then?
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it's a pretty open secret that he's having an affair with rabid fascist bigot Laura Loomer
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
it's a pretty open secret that he's having an affair with rabid fascist bigot Laura Loomer
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"Is Donald J. Trump a pedophile?", the greatest thread in the history of America, locked by a moderator after 600,000 excess deaths worldwide,
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Is Donald J. Trump a pedophile?", the greatest thread in the history of America, locked by a moderator after 600,000 excess deaths worldwide,
I'm so tired.
New WSJ: After flying an FBI jet to see his girlfriend sing at a wrestling match, FBI director Kash Patel took the jet to a private Texas hunting resort called the Boondoggle Ranch. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Kash Patel’s ‘Effin Wild’ Ride as FBI Director
In just one week in October, he ticked off his bosses with premature comments about a terror investigation squeezed in a trip to the ‘Boondoggle Ranch’ on the bureau jet.
www.wsj.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm so tired.
Wait, is it brass or bronze. I need to know.
Trump: Take a look at this if you want to see detail. Most people do a sign and paint it on the wall. So that's half inch thick bronze. Carved. By a very talented person. And it's brass. It's pure brass.
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wait, is it brass or bronze. I need to know.
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@vanhollen.senate.gov Here’s one more mention in your feed asking you to get Schumer the fuck out of there
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@vanhollen.senate.gov Here’s one more mention in your feed asking you to get Schumer the fuck out of there
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I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. Would you ask people the age of Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi to plan a party for you, then run to the grocery store for you and pick up a few mixers and a case of beer? Probably not, because they're very old. Anyway, they're in charge of defeating fascism.
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. Would you ask people the age of Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi to plan a party for you, then run to the grocery store for you and pick up a few mixers and a case of beer? Probably not, because they're very old. Anyway, they're in charge of defeating fascism.
Democratic voters showed up in record numbers to crush the GOP and Schumer and his spineless cronies cave in less than a week.
They should be run out of town.
They should be run out of town.
Leader of the Vichy Democrats. Don’t forget.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Democratic voters showed up in record numbers to crush the GOP and Schumer and his spineless cronies cave in less than a week.
They should be run out of town.
They should be run out of town.
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if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
Leader of the Vichy Democrats. Don’t forget.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Leader of the Vichy Democrats. Don’t forget.
There is no reason for the concerns of billionaires to receive more consideration than anyone else. There’s actually less reason! They have no material needs!!!
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There is no reason for the concerns of billionaires to receive more consideration than anyone else. There’s actually less reason! They have no material needs!!!
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
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Its okay to be excited about something good happening
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Its okay to be excited about something good happening