Zoey (gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
I, homo
Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋
Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋
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Zoey (gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
· Dec 28
"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"
excuse me but your dog is not getting enough kisses, please rectify
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
excuse me but your dog is not getting enough kisses, please rectify
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human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!! 💋🖤
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!! 💋🖤
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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they know what they are
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
they know what they are
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ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...
Hiiii.
Just starting my rent and bills goal for the end of the month.
Thanks to all who have helped me so, so much recently!
I sent out 7 resumes/applications yesterday, so hopefully one of those leads to something.
Thanks so much!
Hiiii.
Just starting my rent and bills goal for the end of the month.
Thanks to all who have helped me so, so much recently!
I sent out 7 resumes/applications yesterday, so hopefully one of those leads to something.
Thanks so much!
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
ko-fi.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...
Hiiii.
Just starting my rent and bills goal for the end of the month.
Thanks to all who have helped me so, so much recently!
I sent out 7 resumes/applications yesterday, so hopefully one of those leads to something.
Thanks so much!
Hiiii.
Just starting my rent and bills goal for the end of the month.
Thanks to all who have helped me so, so much recently!
I sent out 7 resumes/applications yesterday, so hopefully one of those leads to something.
Thanks so much!
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A big soppy idiot,
And a wolf called Bosch
And a wolf called Bosch
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A big soppy idiot,
And a wolf called Bosch
And a wolf called Bosch
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Human artists, use only once piece to convince people to follow you!
🪐💚
🪐💚
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Human artists, use only once piece to convince people to follow you!
🪐💚
🪐💚
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MTG on the Epstein scandal—"elites doing horrible things and getting away with it"—may have an egalitarian air about it, but only if you fail to read it alongside the rest of her conspiracism. She's talking about the Jews. She's always talking about the Jews. flaminghydra.com/marjorie-tay...
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
MTG on the Epstein scandal—"elites doing horrible things and getting away with it"—may have an egalitarian air about it, but only if you fail to read it alongside the rest of her conspiracism. She's talking about the Jews. She's always talking about the Jews. flaminghydra.com/marjorie-tay...
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If you’re in Minneapolis and need a place to just BE right now, Big Hill Books and Birchbark Books & Native Arts are both open and ready to welcome you with open arms.
January 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If you’re in Minneapolis and need a place to just BE right now, Big Hill Books and Birchbark Books & Native Arts are both open and ready to welcome you with open arms.
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I hate having to do this because my bosses decided me giving two weeks meant they should cut me off entirely.
They mistreat all the queer employees there. Why did I even give them notice at all?
They mistreat all the queer employees there. Why did I even give them notice at all?
There are a lot of very worthy causes and people to give your money to, but I'll be real, I'm pretty concerned about my finances.
All the money I raised for my friend's EMT bag was used for that, but...
If you've got a buck you could toss me, my vrnmo is @ reedeliot
All the money I raised for my friend's EMT bag was used for that, but...
If you've got a buck you could toss me, my vrnmo is @ reedeliot
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I hate having to do this because my bosses decided me giving two weeks meant they should cut me off entirely.
They mistreat all the queer employees there. Why did I even give them notice at all?
They mistreat all the queer employees there. Why did I even give them notice at all?
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Quick reminder now that the killer has been identified
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Quick reminder now that the killer has been identified
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BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
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Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country.
It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.
They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy
It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.
They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy
January 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country.
It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.
They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy
It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.
They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy
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This is *definitely* how you behave when you're trying to bring every resource to bear, rather than trying to cover up the unlawful behavior of your own personnel.
According to my sources, the FBI was initially open to a concurrent investigation with the MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (the state agency that would do this investigation).
Trumpy U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen heard about this and intervened, barring the FBI from cooperating with local police.
Trumpy U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen heard about this and intervened, barring the FBI from cooperating with local police.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This is *definitely* how you behave when you're trying to bring every resource to bear, rather than trying to cover up the unlawful behavior of your own personnel.
He and the other agents who blocked medical care from reaching her need to be charged with murder
NEW: The ICE agent who killed Renee Good yesterday in Minneapolis appears to be an Iraq war veteran named Jonathan Ross who lives in Minnesota.
Me, @noahhurowitz.bsky.social and @jesswash.bsky.social
theintercept.com/2026/01/08/i...
Me, @noahhurowitz.bsky.social and @jesswash.bsky.social
theintercept.com/2026/01/08/i...
ICE Agent Who Shot Renee Nicole Good Identified as Jonathan Ross
Identifying the shooter in Minneapolis, The Intercept found a photo captioned “Jon Ross in Iraq” posted by a man noted in public records as his father.
theintercept.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
He and the other agents who blocked medical care from reaching her need to be charged with murder
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Everything happening now has a precedent. This is not new. Please understand that everything happening now is very American. The only change is that it is happening on camera to middle income white people. Ask BIPOC and low income white people about abuses by the state.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Everything happening now has a precedent. This is not new. Please understand that everything happening now is very American. The only change is that it is happening on camera to middle income white people. Ask BIPOC and low income white people about abuses by the state.
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Teachers direct traffic at schools every single day without murdering people.
Crossing guards are in more danger every day than the ICE agent was.
Crossing guards are in more danger every day than the ICE agent was.
"They were doing their jobs"
It's a bad job... Fuck that job
It's a bad job... Fuck that job
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Teachers direct traffic at schools every single day without murdering people.
Crossing guards are in more danger every day than the ICE agent was.
Crossing guards are in more danger every day than the ICE agent was.
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I live in rural Minnesota.
Rural Minnesota is fucking pissed, y'all.
Old white grandmas and grandpas out in rural Minnesota are keyed up. They're turning -out-.
Don't you fucking dare let the bot campaigns tell you otherwise.
Rural Minnesota is fucking pissed, y'all.
Old white grandmas and grandpas out in rural Minnesota are keyed up. They're turning -out-.
Don't you fucking dare let the bot campaigns tell you otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I live in rural Minnesota.
Rural Minnesota is fucking pissed, y'all.
Old white grandmas and grandpas out in rural Minnesota are keyed up. They're turning -out-.
Don't you fucking dare let the bot campaigns tell you otherwise.
Rural Minnesota is fucking pissed, y'all.
Old white grandmas and grandpas out in rural Minnesota are keyed up. They're turning -out-.
Don't you fucking dare let the bot campaigns tell you otherwise.
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Pitchforks for any Democrat talking about reaching across the aisle and hauling out “when they go low we go high” or “we need a strong Republican Party.”
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Pitchforks for any Democrat talking about reaching across the aisle and hauling out “when they go low we go high” or “we need a strong Republican Party.”
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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Hello here is a kitten
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Hello here is a kitten
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you’re probably sharing AI & misidentified photos
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 AM
you’re probably sharing AI & misidentified photos
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btw, just throwing this out there since theres a bizarre amount of eyes on this thread, im trying to get my gfs moved up to the PNW and id be real grateful if you sent a couple bucks our way :D
bsky.app/profile/punk...
bsky.app/profile/punk...
Hi folks! I'm trying to get my girlfriends moved up here in the PNW with me. We're going to be doing some fundraisers this month to help get the money, but I would be eternally grateful if you helped us out financially in any way. Thank you!
gofund.me/9aa03630e
gofund.me/9aa03630e
Donate to Help Us Move to Safety in the PNW, organized by Ivy Olson
Our lease is about to expire, and we need to make it to the PNW!
We are two transf… Ivy Olson needs your support for Help Us Move to Safety in the PNW
gofund.me
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 AM
btw, just throwing this out there since theres a bizarre amount of eyes on this thread, im trying to get my gfs moved up to the PNW and id be real grateful if you sent a couple bucks our way :D
bsky.app/profile/punk...
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