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Zoey (gay)
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I, homo

Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together

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"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"
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Something about the foot of my bed and the rumpled comforter has made that neck of the woods THE place to be for the cats. Must be the weather?
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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PUPDATE
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
meow 😞
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Any help is always appreciated, esp. since i will need to get some groceries again soon~
ko-fi.com/dreamingnoctis

As it goes, I'll need to get more groceries and such soon. I'm continually working on art, and job hunting, so any help I can get in the meantime is always massively appreciated.
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January 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Please consider helping me eat

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/epistemophagy
PayPal: paypal.me/epistemophagy
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Become a supporter of Isabelle today!
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January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Wanna do something nice for a disabled queer trans artist? Help me get late lunch/dinner today? Shooting for $30.
💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ #MutualAid

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Go to paypal.me/rookkilljoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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morning everyone~

I am going to be working on art today. Meanwhile, I need to get some more groceries and food, so please feel free to drop some cash to support me. Hopefully more comm slots will open up soon! anything at all helps! Thanks!

ko-fi.com/dreamingnoctis
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January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I first played Life Is Strange and first read Dumbing of Age within a couple years of each other and it's wild to me how only a decade ago my dumb ass was unable to figure out why I kept becoming uniquely attached to characters who were goofy teen lesbians with brightly colored hair
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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Minnesotans when a Metro Transit bus is stuck: Let’s get to work!

Minnesotans when an ICE vehicle is stuck: 🍿
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
billionaires and tech companies are spending all this money and energy on pushing mlm garbage when they could be working to make Hatsune Miku into a real girl, and that should tell you everything you need to know about their morals and priorities
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Oh dang, 8,000 followers! To celebrate I will... continue to keep making comics and sharing pictures of those comics on here!
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Heading out to stock up on more petto food!
Gonna be working over the weekend to finish commissions so I can open up more slots, since I'll need money again soon~

If you like my art, or just want to support me,feel free to drop whatever you can, as it's always appreciated~

ko-fi.com/dreamingnoctis
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January 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Friday night kitten zen
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
brain lesbians
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
jesus fucking christ, Tim

taking Republicans' bad faith whining seriously was dumb enough already, can you please get your shit together?
You've probably been following the story about fraud in MN. I wrote about the people who provide services who are being driven into bankruptcy, thanks to the Walz' administration decision to hire Optum AI to screen all payments. It's a disaster.
Perry: Trusted providers are being unfairly swept up in Minnesota’s fraud crackdown
As the state's new anti-fraud screening system went into effect, the Holland Center expected to receive $212,000 in payments. It instead received $22,000, David M. Perry writes. If nothing changes soo...
www.startribune.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
oooo 👀
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Female Link Friday
Winter Wandering - Frostbite
January 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Seriously if you're following me and haven't read Dumbing of Age, you have reading homework to do

www.dumbingofage.com
willis can write as many trans girls as they want if this is how they're doing it i approve completely
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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willis can write as many trans girls as they want if this is how they're doing it i approve completely
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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clean your room or you'll get rats
March 2, 2024 at 5:59 AM