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Zoey (gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
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I, homo

Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together

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Zoey (gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · Dec 28
"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"
A cartoony 2D version of Awayuki floating on her back in a river sewage, barfing out a wavy, pixelated rainbow
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calamaricakes.bsky.social
when the restraints come off 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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ayomics33.bsky.social
My first page, don't let this flop🤞

#comic #yuri #lesbian #gay #couple #cute
A comic page of a love confession turned bussing relationship
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
fartcaptor.bsky.social
yuri elemental
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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aidenr0.bsky.social
reading together
an illustration by Spindle of the characters Felt (a pink-haired bunnygirl) and Therese (blue-haired elf). Felt is seated on top and behind Therese while hugging her (and her fingers dipping under Therese's bra purely out of "it feels warm"), and Therese is on the bottom and between Felt's legs, looking upwards and smiling while holding a book.
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social
ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...

Morning!
Still trying to meet my goal!
A week to go before the end of the month!
Please please help me out!!!
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
ko-fi.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
fartcaptor.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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hollyqueenofspayeds.com
Important update
The ridiculous tuxedo cat in his ridiculous tuxedo house is now UPSIDE DOWN. This is very important and serious news and you should tell everyone
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
fartcaptor.bsky.social
next gen mommy milkers that milk the mommies
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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lindaholmes.bsky.social
My dog and his friend hope you feel better.
My dog and his friend, nose to nose.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social
A still underrated fact that is confirmed over and over is that, behind the scenes, all of these people absolutely fucking hate each other.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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brandysaurian.bsky.social
firmware hackers DS9 Quark during an opportunistic sex change

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flashing a rom
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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karenho.bsky.social
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
Isaac Chotiner: "You would have to be brain-dead to read this piece and not immediately wonder who is funding Semafor Gulf." Quote post of Ben Smith saying: "Fascinating @msergie piece on covering a monarchy" about a Semafor article on Saudi Arabia's crown prince Smith responds to Chotiner: "That's a hell of an allegation/implication, Isaac. To figure out the literal answer to your question, you'd either have to look and see who the sponsors are in the email (I haven't checked today!) or read our publicly disclosed list of investors. I believe you're trying to imply that it's the Saudi government? Have you read more of our coverage, or just this tweet? My impression — correct me if I'm wrong — is that you're working on zero information and smearing us in general, and an experienced journalist @msergie whose work I suspect you're totally unfamiliar with in particular." Chotiner responds:"I’m not making any allegation. I’m making a simple point about how an average reader—myself included—might respond after reading this ridiculous piece" Ben Smith: "Just asking questions! Come on. You genuinely know better. Or read Mohammed's long career of work covering the Gulf and the Syrian war before you imply he's some kind of stooge." Noah Kulwin: "The point is not about who funds your reporting/if your colleague is a “stooge”. Isaac’s comment is that the reporting is so bad so as to make a reader wonder who is funding it" Smith: A reader, sure. A journalist who can do very basic homework, kind of lame. Chotiner: "You are right, I’ll do some homework now by perusing Jay Solomon Semafor pieces, and reading Jason Greenblatt Semafor columns. In the meantime, I will formally say that I am making no accusation and was just astonished at how inane the piece was" Chotiner quote-posts with "I see Semafor loves running column after column by this guy (https://semafor.com/author/faisal-j-abbas), who also publishes pro-Saudi conspiracies about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi https://arabnews.com/node/1386291" Ben Smith's post says "I hope I'm not overreacting, but it makes me crazy when people I think of as reporters do this "just asking questions" stuff. Feel free to report it out by googling/asking me/reading our various scoops and reports about the region — these two just now" and links to two Semafor articles Chotiner quote posts Ben Smith: "You might have heard that the UAE is helping destroy Sudan, but at the next Semafor event, all is well." Screenshot says "Held at Abu Dhabi Finance Week, Semafor will spotlight insights from the Global Findex 2025 report and the Global Digital Connectivity Tracker, translating global research into actionable, locally relevant conversations. As the third stop on The Next 3 Billion Tour, this edition explores how the Gulf's growing investments in Africa can accelerate digital connectivity and financial inclusion. With Abu Dhabi's focus on sustainable finance, digital transformation, and cross-border collaboration, it offers a strong platform to examine how technology and capital can work together to expand access and opportunity." Ben Smith's post says "Just asking questions! Come on. You genuinely know better. Or read Mohammed's long career of work covering the Gulf and the Syrian war before you imply he's some kind of stooge."
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
fartcaptor.bsky.social
Looking at this clusterfuck all I can think of is the fact that these things are NOT tested in winter driving conditions and they're still sending a horde of them into Minneapolis days before the first heavy snow is expected to hit

This won't just needlessly mess up traffic, it will cost lives
aniccia.bsky.social John Berry @aniccia.bsky.social · 1d
Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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jumbanho.bsky.social
Minneapolis and Minnesota need to regulate robotaxis, now.
aniccia.bsky.social John Berry @aniccia.bsky.social · 1d
Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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emilysylveon.bsky.social
she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d
8BitDo 64 Bluetooth Controller for Analogue 3D, Switch, Switch 2, Windows, and Android (Grey) up for preorder on Amazon ($44.99) buff.ly/Gq5q2ct #ad
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.
aftermath.site Aftermath @aftermath.site · 1d
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
Ghost of Yotei
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
fartcaptor.bsky.social
Three sets of lesbians 🥰
Screen cap from the Umamusume: Pretty Derby mobile game showing the opponent team selection screen for the Unity Cup (all racers are horse girls) Team 1: Winning Ticket, Narita Taishin, and Biwa Hayahide (a polycule) Team 2: Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen (wives) Team 3: Daitaku Helios and Mejiro Palmer (dating, codependent)
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
fartcaptor.bsky.social
I love when the creature has things to say
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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caglecats.bsky.social
He's! The! Worst!
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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foxrook.bsky.social
Urgent!✨️
Still at $345/$775 for rent by Dec 1st while dealing w/ multiple disabling health issues.

$430 & only 7 days to go til due. Please help keep this disabled queer trans artist housed! TYSM! 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

#MutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund #HelpFolksLive2025

paypal.me/rookkilljoy
CashApp/Venmo: foxrook
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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byelacey.bsky.social
da morning announcement 📢
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
fartcaptor.bsky.social
I'm going to have to start using "I'd rather not be a cannibal" as a way to decline things that have nothing to do with cannibalism
thundercrat.bsky.social Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · 4d
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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leighloveday.bsky.social
Ryu versus Blanka: GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER. Ken versus Dhalsim: GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE WASTOID. Chun-Li versus Vega: PISH POSH, POT IS FOR THE BIRDS! Guile versus M. Bison: I'M CALLING THE COAST GUARD.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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lizzieposte.bsky.social
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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junoryleejournalism.com
I am super broke and need help getting food and gas money and my HRT is half gone (I have blockers but am out of Prog and Estrogen)

Please send tips
junoryleejournalism.com Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 4d
hi my name is juno rylee schultz

i'm trans, girl, and an independent journalist

nobody wants to hire me right now because im trans lol ive actually had several book publishers tell me they will sign me after politics change

📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
a picture of a girl laying on a frog and a toad in detroit
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM