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Lizzie Poste
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Yay! Did my reading at UWA last night and everyone laughed at my jokes (my one and only goal)
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Incredible things happening on r/Canaries. Adore this whole situation and the owner’s wholehearted acceptance of his new family members
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Something I enjoyed about the not-very-good second Wicked movie is they invented all these fantasy Ozian animals and then just chucked in a totally unedited shoebill stork and a kangaroo like yeah these freaks don’t need any changes
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Got to take a picture in front of my new front door (I’ll be in just after Christmas!!!) and all I can see are my cartoonishly oversized norks, which is sick 🤙
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.

Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m not finished Inferno yet, but pretty sure Dante’s circle of hell for transphobes is going to be a single gender neutral public bathroom and the desperate need to piss
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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i have a slightly different view on gender and i think there is a potential second axis we could be exploring
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Soz for the Bad Site link, but I can’t find it anywhere else. New Issy Wood rocks and it’s asexual rep at its finest?! Unexpected but stunning?
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I adore my Granddad, who tells me things like ‘there’s going to be 40mls of rain tonight’ and ‘Denny’s sow is in pig’ and fully believes I understand what these arcane statements mean
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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This is one of my favorite sets in my collection. Somewhere out there in the 1960s, a kitten and bird were pals. 💕
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Enter the Bluesky loons lol
Pretty shitty take. Do you say this about every left wing politician, or just the brown ones?
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Wicked fit check. Film was fine! Obviously For Good made me howl, but that’s just because those two skinny witches are soulmates and should’ve ended up together. The rest was … I mean we got a reprisal of the worst song from the first half and a few dull new ones. A solid 6/10, see with the girls
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Okay, sneaker nerds, I need your help. My fave trainers ever aren’t being made anymore but I found a pair on eBay and now I want to protect them forever! Do sneaker sprays etc actually help with stains and dirt? 👟
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nothing changed my personal vocabulary quicker
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Throwback to the time one of my chickens laid a magical egg ✨
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Tracks.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I was a highly sexual 15 year old and I was STILL A CHILD. Sexual development happens over time, and the reason we have age of consent laws is that even though I might’ve wanted to act on desires with adult crushes, I had zero ability to take managed, considered risk or understand age/power dynamics
When I was 15 years old I was obsessed with boy bands

I hadn’t kissed a boy

I slept with a stuffed animal

One of my fave activities was hanging out at the mall

I crushed on Leonardo DiCaprio

Why? Because I was a child.

15 year olds are children.

Nothing anyone says will change that.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When I was in the UK, I got a chest infection that I was refused antibiotics for because the antibiotic resistance in the UK was so high. It turned into pneumonia and left scarring on my lungs that meant I was hospitalised when I got pneumonia again 5 years later. This is HUGE!!!
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
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November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Have been awake since 3am trying to concoct an excuse to not attend the personal training session that I am choosing to pay lots of money for with my own free will. Identical sensation to lying about illness to get a day off school except now it’s costing me $75 too
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m sorry to be a pedant, but if you hear anyone tying to say Frankenstein’s creature was canonically hot, here are some handy quotes to whip out. I don’t care about adaptation accuracy! Make him hot!! But let’s not kid ourselves about the actual words on the page pls
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Jester’s privilege should be enshrined in the law and we should be able to use it to tell politicians and billionaires to go kill themselves
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Bsky should make a jury system for automod appeals. Just randomly select 12 accounts, show them a post, ask “is this banworthy”
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The one benefit of Musk being an absolute pussy baby coward is that even though he’s the richest man alive, there’s no way he’s got the balls to pay to have someone killed
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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