Lizzie Poste
@lizzieposte.bsky.social
Going on a little socmed sabbatical for a few months! Remember me in your hearts and your wills 😌💕✨ily xoxo
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Going on a little socmed sabbatical for a few months! Remember me in your hearts and your wills 😌💕✨ily xoxo
The smallest angel in the world
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The smallest angel in the world
Have been up all night packing etc. Messaged my new boss on LinkedIn at 3am because I thought it was day time. Vibrating with that primal strength that lets mothers lift fallen trees from their babies. Yahoo motherfuckers, today it’s cope or die
January 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Have been up all night packing etc. Messaged my new boss on LinkedIn at 3am because I thought it was day time. Vibrating with that primal strength that lets mothers lift fallen trees from their babies. Yahoo motherfuckers, today it’s cope or die
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Women with their tits out, no gun and working entirely on tips are out here every night, getting big scary men to chill the hell out AND tip.
Cops could never.
Cops could never.
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Women with their tits out, no gun and working entirely on tips are out here every night, getting big scary men to chill the hell out AND tip.
Cops could never.
Cops could never.
You know what this corner needs? 700 more holes. That’ll make it really sing!
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 PM
You know what this corner needs? 700 more holes. That’ll make it really sing!
Wow this book seems to be about the concept of brats
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Wow this book seems to be about the concept of brats
I wonder who will inherit Musk’s trillions. You know, when it happens
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I wonder who will inherit Musk’s trillions. You know, when it happens
I know it’s small fish, but the Ethics Centre denies that this piece of writing was written even in part by AI. If that’s the case, I suggest they get a better copywriter. As it is, I don’t believe them 🥴
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I know it’s small fish, but the Ethics Centre denies that this piece of writing was written even in part by AI. If that’s the case, I suggest they get a better copywriter. As it is, I don’t believe them 🥴
Like Asher and many people, I’ve lived in homes without aircon, and libraries saved my life! Definitely take food, because once you’re there, you’ll never want to leave
Libraries. Libraries are the best places. Be nice and kind to everyone and you can stay all day out of the heat. Bring your laptop, phone and chargers, bring snacks and friends
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Like Asher and many people, I’ve lived in homes without aircon, and libraries saved my life! Definitely take food, because once you’re there, you’ll never want to leave
Every day, Facebook marketplace temps me with this vintage glass chicken, and every day I grow weaker. I love this vintage glass chicken and I know that if I ever see ‘pending’ after it, I will cry. I think today is the day 🥹🩵
January 5, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Every day, Facebook marketplace temps me with this vintage glass chicken, and every day I grow weaker. I love this vintage glass chicken and I know that if I ever see ‘pending’ after it, I will cry. I think today is the day 🥹🩵
♒️ 2026 Horoscope Dating Dash off to a great start with an Aquarian. Went to dessert cafe, let me talk about books ad nauseum. Left on mutually chummy terms, plans to go see a fringe festival show, just buddies. Self also Aquarius, so could’ve been like two fighting fish but was peaceful. 6.5/10 ♒️
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
♒️ 2026 Horoscope Dating Dash off to a great start with an Aquarian. Went to dessert cafe, let me talk about books ad nauseum. Left on mutually chummy terms, plans to go see a fringe festival show, just buddies. Self also Aquarius, so could’ve been like two fighting fish but was peaceful. 6.5/10 ♒️
I’m usually pretty ‘decide yourself when you’ve reached your limit with something’ but also I am extremely judgemental about anyone who is still on Twitter in 2026
all of energy twitter patting itself on the back for continuing to post on a website that is mostly users prompting a generative chatbot to create non-consensual sexualised imagery of children
It's where the Serious Smart Experts are Posting
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It's where the Serious Smart Experts are Posting
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Global outrage as X’s Grok morphs photos of women, children into explicit content - CNBC TV18
X is facing backlash after users exploited its Grok AI to morph photos of women and children into explicit images, sparking global concern over AI-driven sexual abuse and platform safety.
www.cnbctv18.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I’m usually pretty ‘decide yourself when you’ve reached your limit with something’ but also I am extremely judgemental about anyone who is still on Twitter in 2026
Australia Post I am going to kill you
January 2, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Australia Post I am going to kill you
TW: forced sterilisation
Finally reading The Transgender Issue and was relieved by a Google search that Japan no longer requires forced sterilisation for trans people (as was the case when the book was published) but also that only became the case THREE YEARS AGO?! Heartbreaking and infuriating
Finally reading The Transgender Issue and was relieved by a Google search that Japan no longer requires forced sterilisation for trans people (as was the case when the book was published) but also that only became the case THREE YEARS AGO?! Heartbreaking and infuriating
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
TW: forced sterilisation
Finally reading The Transgender Issue and was relieved by a Google search that Japan no longer requires forced sterilisation for trans people (as was the case when the book was published) but also that only became the case THREE YEARS AGO?! Heartbreaking and infuriating
Finally reading The Transgender Issue and was relieved by a Google search that Japan no longer requires forced sterilisation for trans people (as was the case when the book was published) but also that only became the case THREE YEARS AGO?! Heartbreaking and infuriating
Happy Miss Marple enters the public domain day for those who celebrate 😌
a close up of a man 's face peeking out from behind a door .
Alt: Jane Marple played by Joan Hickson peering around a doorway
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January 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Happy Miss Marple enters the public domain day for those who celebrate 😌
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Once, when I ran for a bus, the driver said ‘don’t worry, I wouldn’t leave you behind’ and for this abandonment issue girl, that was one of the kindest things anyone has ever said. Cried the entire way home, and will never forget how safe it made me feel
I would like to hear about a time someone, a stranger even, was very kind to you without any prompting, ulterior motive, or strings attached.
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Once, when I ran for a bus, the driver said ‘don’t worry, I wouldn’t leave you behind’ and for this abandonment issue girl, that was one of the kindest things anyone has ever said. Cried the entire way home, and will never forget how safe it made me feel
Discovered via @ifbookspod.bsky.social’s recent episodes that Elon Musk says swear words like he’s 8 years old and trying them out for the first time. Unbearable to listen to, thank you lads!
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Discovered via @ifbookspod.bsky.social’s recent episodes that Elon Musk says swear words like he’s 8 years old and trying them out for the first time. Unbearable to listen to, thank you lads!
Today on Lizard Doesn’t Like It: the picture on the left is an actual cover from a Mexican magazine circa 1920s. It’s been vectorised and tidied up, but its design is robust and beautiful. The picture on the right is some loser’s terrible illustration in a totally different style. 1/2
December 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Today on Lizard Doesn’t Like It: the picture on the left is an actual cover from a Mexican magazine circa 1920s. It’s been vectorised and tidied up, but its design is robust and beautiful. The picture on the right is some loser’s terrible illustration in a totally different style. 1/2
Love that literal banks have AI chat bots that say ‘by the way, everything I say could be a lie, so take it with a grain of salt lol’. Thanks! That’s literally exactly what I wanted! Certainly didn’t want to go to the source to get real, honest answers relating to my personal finances from my BANK
December 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Love that literal banks have AI chat bots that say ‘by the way, everything I say could be a lie, so take it with a grain of salt lol’. Thanks! That’s literally exactly what I wanted! Certainly didn’t want to go to the source to get real, honest answers relating to my personal finances from my BANK
The crime The criminal
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The crime The criminal
INCREDBLE news from Flat of Dreams, which is that 1 of the 4 owners required for a majority has eagerly signed on to my 10-year ‘let Lizzie set up a chicken coop in the giant empty space out the back’ plan for the flats
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
INCREDBLE news from Flat of Dreams, which is that 1 of the 4 owners required for a majority has eagerly signed on to my 10-year ‘let Lizzie set up a chicken coop in the giant empty space out the back’ plan for the flats
Great news!! I found her at the gym! And am having lunch with my grandparents who are the embodiment of unconditional love. And I’m going to eat a melting moment and read an Agatha Christie and not think about the house all day long! 🥰💕✨ A house is for living in. Can’t forget the living part
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Great news!! I found her at the gym! And am having lunch with my grandparents who are the embodiment of unconditional love. And I’m going to eat a melting moment and read an Agatha Christie and not think about the house all day long! 🥰💕✨ A house is for living in. Can’t forget the living part
*whispering very quietly because I am aware of the privilege of owning property*
The process of buying – and early days of owning – a house has been the worst, most isolating, stressful experience of my life (in a life not without its horrors). Am an ungrateful wretch and feel horrid for it
The process of buying – and early days of owning – a house has been the worst, most isolating, stressful experience of my life (in a life not without its horrors). Am an ungrateful wretch and feel horrid for it
December 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
*whispering very quietly because I am aware of the privilege of owning property*
The process of buying – and early days of owning – a house has been the worst, most isolating, stressful experience of my life (in a life not without its horrors). Am an ungrateful wretch and feel horrid for it
The process of buying – and early days of owning – a house has been the worst, most isolating, stressful experience of my life (in a life not without its horrors). Am an ungrateful wretch and feel horrid for it
Jungle Biscuit ✨🪩🪴
December 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Jungle Biscuit ✨🪩🪴