Lizzie Poste
@lizzieposte.bsky.social
Yay! Did my reading at UWA last night and everyone laughed at my jokes (my one and only goal)
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Yay! Did my reading at UWA last night and everyone laughed at my jokes (my one and only goal)
Incredible things happening on r/Canaries. Adore this whole situation and the owner’s wholehearted acceptance of his new family members
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Incredible things happening on r/Canaries. Adore this whole situation and the owner’s wholehearted acceptance of his new family members
Got to take a picture in front of my new front door (I’ll be in just after Christmas!!!) and all I can see are my cartoonishly oversized norks, which is sick 🤙
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Got to take a picture in front of my new front door (I’ll be in just after Christmas!!!) and all I can see are my cartoonishly oversized norks, which is sick 🤙
I deleted the post because LORD KNOWS we cannot be normal here. Here’s my bird, who rocks
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I deleted the post because LORD KNOWS we cannot be normal here. Here’s my bird, who rocks
Yessss! I have this with scrampled egg too 🥹
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yessss! I have this with scrampled egg too 🥹
Wicked fit check. Film was fine! Obviously For Good made me howl, but that’s just because those two skinny witches are soulmates and should’ve ended up together. The rest was … I mean we got a reprisal of the worst song from the first half and a few dull new ones. A solid 6/10, see with the girls
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wicked fit check. Film was fine! Obviously For Good made me howl, but that’s just because those two skinny witches are soulmates and should’ve ended up together. The rest was … I mean we got a reprisal of the worst song from the first half and a few dull new ones. A solid 6/10, see with the girls
Nothing changed my personal vocabulary quicker
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nothing changed my personal vocabulary quicker
Just deliciousness 🥹 courtesy miss Bean
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just deliciousness 🥹 courtesy miss Bean
Throwback to the time one of my chickens laid a magical egg ✨
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Throwback to the time one of my chickens laid a magical egg ✨
I’m sorry to be a pedant, but if you hear anyone tying to say Frankenstein’s creature was canonically hot, here are some handy quotes to whip out. I don’t care about adaptation accuracy! Make him hot!! But let’s not kid ourselves about the actual words on the page pls
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m sorry to be a pedant, but if you hear anyone tying to say Frankenstein’s creature was canonically hot, here are some handy quotes to whip out. I don’t care about adaptation accuracy! Make him hot!! But let’s not kid ourselves about the actual words on the page pls
A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising they’d hung their billboard upside down 🙃🥲
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising they’d hung their billboard upside down 🙃🥲
Unusual Pet Vet doing the absolute most this morning 🥹😭💕
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Unusual Pet Vet doing the absolute most this morning 🥹😭💕
Thanks! I did a bunch of them years ago!
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Thanks! I did a bunch of them years ago!
1. Biscotti is going well in hospital!
2. Weird one, but I’m going through my old art, and I have this paper collage of Marilyn that I made with hole-punched paint samples yonks ago that can’t quite bring myself to throw away! Would anyone like it? Happy to post in Aus 🖤🩶
2. Weird one, but I’m going through my old art, and I have this paper collage of Marilyn that I made with hole-punched paint samples yonks ago that can’t quite bring myself to throw away! Would anyone like it? Happy to post in Aus 🖤🩶
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
1. Biscotti is going well in hospital!
2. Weird one, but I’m going through my old art, and I have this paper collage of Marilyn that I made with hole-punched paint samples yonks ago that can’t quite bring myself to throw away! Would anyone like it? Happy to post in Aus 🖤🩶
2. Weird one, but I’m going through my old art, and I have this paper collage of Marilyn that I made with hole-punched paint samples yonks ago that can’t quite bring myself to throw away! Would anyone like it? Happy to post in Aus 🖤🩶
Bisco is sick 🥺 He’s at the best vet in the world, but he’s been admitted to hospital for monitoring 😣 Pls keep him in your hearts!
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Bisco is sick 🥺 He’s at the best vet in the world, but he’s been admitted to hospital for monitoring 😣 Pls keep him in your hearts!
God I wish she were still here 😔
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
God I wish she were still here 😔
If you’re the type of person who likes this interface-for-cowards update, I want you to know that I understand you. But I do not respect you
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If you’re the type of person who likes this interface-for-cowards update, I want you to know that I understand you. But I do not respect you
Just a boy and his best friend
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just a boy and his best friend
What’s it called when you’re so sick that you magically transcend and become the hottest you’ve ever been but you can’t leave the house because of said sickness? Well I have that rn like what the fuck (can’t get off the floor)
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
What’s it called when you’re so sick that you magically transcend and become the hottest you’ve ever been but you can’t leave the house because of said sickness? Well I have that rn like what the fuck (can’t get off the floor)
Sometimes you get 16 rounds of feedback, and sometimes your clients make you cry 🥹😭
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sometimes you get 16 rounds of feedback, and sometimes your clients make you cry 🥹😭
I didn’t have room to put this gorgeous picture in, but I adore them both
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I didn’t have room to put this gorgeous picture in, but I adore them both
I’ve been thinking about the ‘all cats are Muslim’ trope (I agree, obvs) but I actually think it’s more like all cats are naturally at home in most religions (barring all asceticism). Cats are 100% aware of God and know they are His chosen beasts. They have a sense of ritual! They just get it
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’ve been thinking about the ‘all cats are Muslim’ trope (I agree, obvs) but I actually think it’s more like all cats are naturally at home in most religions (barring all asceticism). Cats are 100% aware of God and know they are His chosen beasts. They have a sense of ritual! They just get it
Single benefit of being wicked bonkers sick is getting to wear the world’s best mask, made by my parents. I got to choose my fave piece of art, then my dad screen printed it and mum sewed it 🐯🙏
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Single benefit of being wicked bonkers sick is getting to wear the world’s best mask, made by my parents. I got to choose my fave piece of art, then my dad screen printed it and mum sewed it 🐯🙏