🏳️⚧️ emily, who is a sylveon
@emilysylveon.bsky.social
31, she/fae/they/it, trans, pan, polyam, plural, autistic, ΘΔ. free palestine, BLM, ACAB, land back, punch every nazi, fuck generative AI, bring back applewood smoked pulled pork. i won't be normal, you should be weirder.
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Oh I love this genre of social media reply.
The ultimate form of which (and one that we reference often) was when Subway made a statement formally distancing themselves from Jared Fogle following his arrest, and were met with the Facebook comment:
“bring back applewood smoked pulled pork!”
The ultimate form of which (and one that we reference often) was when Subway made a statement formally distancing themselves from Jared Fogle following his arrest, and were met with the Facebook comment:
“bring back applewood smoked pulled pork!”
if you're ever wondering why that's in my bio, now you know
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People are always doing too much when talking about the politics and optics of country music, but a Trump supporter getting a hit off a song made famous by the Chicks genuinely turns my fucking stomach
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People are always doing too much when talking about the politics and optics of country music, but a Trump supporter getting a hit off a song made famous by the Chicks genuinely turns my fucking stomach
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
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i get why this is common consensus but ppl being like "the steam controller is kinda ugly but the functionality is great!" makes me shake my head. i think it looks beautiful. shes so unique and tall. the thumbsticks look shiny gorgeous. the slight rotation on the trackpads is so playful.
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i get why this is common consensus but ppl being like "the steam controller is kinda ugly but the functionality is great!" makes me shake my head. i think it looks beautiful. shes so unique and tall. the thumbsticks look shiny gorgeous. the slight rotation on the trackpads is so playful.
@inhouseorchiband.bsky.social is the rye chip to my round pretzel
there are four kinds of lesbian:
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@inhouseorchiband.bsky.social is the rye chip to my round pretzel
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there are four kinds of lesbian:
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
there are four kinds of lesbian:
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
- corn & wheat chex
- rye chip
- squiggle breadstick
- round & square pretzel
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a big safe will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend and we couldn’t get it off until we cracked the code!
BE PIANO!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a big safe will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend and we couldn’t get it off until we cracked the code!
BE PIANO!!!
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a big safe will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend and we couldn’t get it off until we cracked the code!
BE PIANO!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a big safe will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend and we couldn’t get it off until we cracked the code!
BE PIANO!!!
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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Remember when some people were trying to tell us that furries were not a queer subculture? And now we have a gang of neo-Nazis straight up doing terrorism against a furry con.
Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.
Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Remember when some people were trying to tell us that furries were not a queer subculture? And now we have a gang of neo-Nazis straight up doing terrorism against a furry con.
Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.
Please, tell us more about how furry-hate isn’t anti-queer.
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Epstein was convicted in 2008.
This dump of emails shows him *over a decade later* in constant communication with damn near everyone with any degree of power.
There are emails from 2019, 11 years later, over decade later.
This dump of emails shows him *over a decade later* in constant communication with damn near everyone with any degree of power.
There are emails from 2019, 11 years later, over decade later.
The thing about elon going to epstein island in 2014 is that Epstein very publicly became a registered convicted sex offender in 2008, 6 years earlier.
Note: Epstein set up Elon's brother Kimbal with a girlfriend in 2011, 3 years after Epstein became a registered convicted sex offender.
Note: Epstein set up Elon's brother Kimbal with a girlfriend in 2011, 3 years after Epstein became a registered convicted sex offender.
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Epstein was convicted in 2008.
This dump of emails shows him *over a decade later* in constant communication with damn near everyone with any degree of power.
There are emails from 2019, 11 years later, over decade later.
This dump of emails shows him *over a decade later* in constant communication with damn near everyone with any degree of power.
There are emails from 2019, 11 years later, over decade later.
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they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
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Working on a new badge design inspired by frankenstein 🫶🏳️⚧️
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Working on a new badge design inspired by frankenstein 🫶🏳️⚧️
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people don't even notice how at the beginning of the last chapter of The Lord of the Rings, Frodo defunds the police
February 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
people don't even notice how at the beginning of the last chapter of The Lord of the Rings, Frodo defunds the police
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He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
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okay but like "step mommy" is way more implicitly incestuous than "mommy" like,
there's a much more grounded familial relationship there
there's a much more grounded familial relationship there
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
okay but like "step mommy" is way more implicitly incestuous than "mommy" like,
there's a much more grounded familial relationship there
there's a much more grounded familial relationship there
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happy "transgender awareness week"
always remember that vague "awareness" without support and protection is nothing but a targeting system
always remember that vague "awareness" without support and protection is nothing but a targeting system
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
happy "transgender awareness week"
always remember that vague "awareness" without support and protection is nothing but a targeting system
always remember that vague "awareness" without support and protection is nothing but a targeting system
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without a doubt the *you're tweet, my most popular tweet, was one of the worst tweets of all time
February 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
without a doubt the *you're tweet, my most popular tweet, was one of the worst tweets of all time
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the academy of Riolu Lucario where u can graduate and become a little blue dog
June 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the academy of Riolu Lucario where u can graduate and become a little blue dog
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Spent his life preparing for this moment and he’s not remotely prepared. Democrats need to stop trying to win a Republican primary.
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Spent his life preparing for this moment and he’s not remotely prepared. Democrats need to stop trying to win a Republican primary.