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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, who is a sylveon
@emilysylveon.bsky.social
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closer to 40 than 20. she/fae/they/it, trans, pan, polyam, plural, autistic, ΘΔ. free palestine, BLM, ACAB, land back, punch every nazi, fuck generative AI, bring back applewood smoked pulled pork. i won't be normal, you should be weirder.
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no cheating, post your lock screen
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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she really said
foresee, a magic card from time spiral remastered. the art depicts a woman with two pairs of eyes, one above the other.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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was looking back through my old cohost feed (RIP cohost, viva eggbug) and found this absolute heater from @mleelunsford.com
a cohost post from mox lunsford, now on bluesky @mleelunsford.com. the post reads "in the west, mario was originally said to be saving princess toadstool, but as we all know now, her original name in japan was princess frogshit."
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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a parody of the "zohran for new york city" poster reading "cuomo for prison"
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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i'm actually losing my mind
brock bowers scores 3.7 fantasy points, well below his projection of 15.79
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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what is even my luck lmao, epic pack but i open 3 of the same card
a pokémon tcg pocket pack with five full-art cards surprise! three of them were corviknight, and i can only use two in a deck.
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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i'm so pissed
a fantasy football matchup. emily's team is only up 1.92 points while her opponent has two players left to play. one player, kayshon boutte, put up 0 points for emily. another player, brock bowers, scored 43.3 while on the bench. fuck.
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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kity
ryder, a black cat with a white tuft on his chest, sits politely on a rug. a woman, off screen aside from her left arm, pets the cat's back.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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it's pretty accurate tbh
a photo of toronto blue jays pitcher trey yesavage, taken when he played for the double-a affiliate new hampshire fishercats
October 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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TWENTY ONE HUNDRED FUCKIN DOLLARS???????????
the price of one foil copy of brainstorm from mercadian masques, as sold by TCGplayer. it is $524.91. good god.
October 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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wanna see a magic trick?

#strugglesofgame
October 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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current mood: pokémon red and blue sandshrew
the sandshrew sprite from pokémon red and blue. she's just sitting there, no thoughts, head empty
October 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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a screenshot from the spongebob squarepants episode "patty hype". spongebob is holding a palette of pretty patties, a variant of krabby patties available in six designer colors.
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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the words "works cited:" above a picture of a crack pipe
October 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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holy shit axe beat hbox???
part of the tournament bracket for super smash bros. melee at riptide 2025. axe, playing fox instead of his primary pikachu, defeated hungrybox and his signature jigglypuff, 3 games to 1.
September 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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oh god fucking dammit
a partial screenshot of the dutch grand prix standings. the two ferrari drivers, leclerc and hamilton, did not finish and placed 19th and 20th in the 20 car field. pain peko
August 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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i'm glad this has reached the intended audience
a snippet from the "liked by" page, including a person whose avatar is his sneasel OC the sneasel OC in question. he's wearing round glasses and his tongue is out
August 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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this came to me in a dream
a heather-grey t-shirt with sneasel on it. the text around it reads "undiagnosed but i'm pretty sure"
August 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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repost with a tweet you still think about
a tweet by noted sports dipshit stephen a. smith, reading "TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg"
August 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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yummy is quickly climbing the list. what do you mean the link-1 is named "yummy snatchy"
August 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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konami, i don't care how good this deck is, you could not pay me to play a card named "yummy★snatchy"
a picture of a yu-gi-oh card depicting a cat alien. the card is, unfortunately, named "yummy★snatchy".
August 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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watching some of my favorite music videos and this guy said some real shit
a still from the white stripes' music video for their song "the hardest button to button". underneath the video is a comment reading "i could never understand people who say meg was not a good drummer. she could play every white stripes song perfectly. she didn't need to be better than that."
August 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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cam ward isn't even the highest-rated cam in his own draft class. what the fuck
a screenshot from the official madden 26 website. cam skattebo, running back for the giants, is a 73 overall. cam ward, quarterback for the titans, is a 72. what.
July 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM