🏳️⚧️ emily, who is a sylveon
@emilysylveon.bsky.social
closer to 40 than 20. she/fae/they/it, trans, pan, polyam, plural, autistic, ΘΔ. free palestine, BLM, ACAB, land back, punch every nazi, fuck generative AI, bring back applewood smoked pulled pork. i won't be normal, you should be weirder.
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Oh I love this genre of social media reply.
The ultimate form of which (and one that we reference often) was when Subway made a statement formally distancing themselves from Jared Fogle following his arrest, and were met with the Facebook comment:
“bring back applewood smoked pulled pork!”
The ultimate form of which (and one that we reference often) was when Subway made a statement formally distancing themselves from Jared Fogle following his arrest, and were met with the Facebook comment:
“bring back applewood smoked pulled pork!”
if you're ever wondering why that's in my bio, now you know
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Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
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Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.
no doubt immediately followed with "we're a thousand times worse"
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
no doubt immediately followed with "we're a thousand times worse"
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The important context left out of most western reporting on the region is that in Israel, "terrorist" is a racial slur
60%+ of Israelis surveyed don't thing the abuses of Palestinian prisoners should be investigated.
84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.
62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.
www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.
62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.
www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The important context left out of most western reporting on the region is that in Israel, "terrorist" is a racial slur
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Just got my flu and covid jabs
REMINDER TO GET JABBED
REMINDER TO GET JABBED
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just got my flu and covid jabs
REMINDER TO GET JABBED
REMINDER TO GET JABBED
she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
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November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
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Sorry to sports post but what the fuck
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Sorry to sports post but what the fuck
plato's goon cave
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
plato's goon cave
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isabelle will be back in five minutes
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
isabelle will be back in five minutes
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ideal newsfeed/social media algorithm
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
ideal newsfeed/social media algorithm
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
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Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
no cheating, post your lock screen
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
no cheating, post your lock screen
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Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
Every game designer parent I know bans Roblox for their kids
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
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greatest show ever
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
greatest show ever
i need to stop reading reviews for "wicked: for good" before i explode. i don't know whether media literacy is genuinely at an all-time low among critics or if they're intentionally being contrarian just to generate clicks. anyway give cynthia erivo the oscar immediately, performance of the decade
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i need to stop reading reviews for "wicked: for good" before i explode. i don't know whether media literacy is genuinely at an all-time low among critics or if they're intentionally being contrarian just to generate clicks. anyway give cynthia erivo the oscar immediately, performance of the decade
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The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
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Me and the boys if you care
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Me and the boys if you care
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when you eat a bag of chips and drink iced tea 🐺
August 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
when you eat a bag of chips and drink iced tea 🐺
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And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee
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It's important to note Marjorie Taylor Greene is still a radical antisemite transphobe islamophobe and xenophobic racist tied to fringe conspiracy theories
She wanted to run for senate. Trump wouldn’t let her. She knows she has no path to higher office through MAGA. She’s been getting popular with the left cause you’re all a bunch of fucking suckers. And she taking advantage of the moment to make a noisy step and gain more attention.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's important to note Marjorie Taylor Greene is still a radical antisemite transphobe islamophobe and xenophobic racist tied to fringe conspiracy theories
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Happy Birthday to the most wonderful woman I have ever met. Love you endlessly, babe, and happy birthday. @lucahjin.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy Birthday to the most wonderful woman I have ever met. Love you endlessly, babe, and happy birthday. @lucahjin.bsky.social