Zoey (gay)
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Zoey (gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
I, homo

Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together

🏳️‍🌈‍🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
IS "HORSE" A SUB-GENDER OF "GIRL", OR IS IT AN ACTUAL THIRD GENDER???
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
IS "HORSE" A SUB-GENDER OF "GIRL", OR IS IT AN ACTUAL THIRD GENDER???
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How do Umamusume impact the politics of gender? Are there still macho dipshits who insist they could outperform a pro athlete when she's literally part horse?
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Are tails and horse ears considered secondary sex characteristics? Are they like, covered in early sex ed classes??

How the fuck do horse tails even work? Are they just long hair attached to a wiggly nub? What manner of upsetting fleshy noodle is hiding under there
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Or is that just how you get trans horse girls since there's an implied supernatural aspect to umas
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I dunno, ending up a plaything for fae cats could be an improvement
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
gay :3
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ooooooo, big stretch
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If I could nap in a big pile of your characters I would achieve a level of coziness previously unknown to humanity 🥺
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Important update
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
sometimes I feel like it was a superior input method. I could mash out full, grammatically correct sentences so fast on my flip phone
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Reposted by Zoey (gay)
My dog and his friend hope you feel better.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I appreciate how it feels equally possibly that this could either be a very specific bit, a silly random shitpost, or just sincere and you actually have been thinking about the guy enough to have strong feelings about him
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM