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✨hauntedtoasters✨
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she/they
a bird that writes.

tech support class (charisma build)
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There are many reasons to hate on generative AI and large language models but my personal #1 reason is gen AI marketing appropriating the sparkle emoji.

It's blatant erasure of sarcastic bitch culture and I won't stand for it.
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This little guy is also late to birbfedt, but you probably should not tell them 👑

#birbfest #birbfest2026 #birds #artyear #art #sciart
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Important updates: new potato was placed on spouse's lap, decided to wrestle his hand, purr like a plane engine, then pass out.
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
POTATO DAY
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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INPRNT has free shipping for orders over 30usd until tomorrow!
People from the US can finally get their hands on my art again! I just set up an INPRNT :) so happy to be able to reach my biggest collectors again 😭❤️

inprnt.com/gallery/thes...
#art #humanart #artprints #illustration
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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It's the new financial year in the CofE and I've not yet put in the new budget numbers but we've had some invoices to pay and our finance system is now projecting we'll spend [checks notes] £100,000 on candles

somebody who is good at the economy help me with this, etc
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
fuck, i am very tired
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I can't participate in that one meme because nothing has ever almost killed me. I am simply too powerful.
January 2, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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He is Coming
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Caturday has been brought forward by one day and will now ACTUALLY be on Saturday and I am S T O K E D

it tiny potato time very soon!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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nobody will tell you this but you don't need to have an opinion on anything at all you can just like breathe deeply and eat tacos
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Happy New Year! From me, but also Larry.

(her collar IRL actually says, "if outside, call my mom")
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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'tis time... to post feathery bugs

Day 1 of #Birbfest2026 - Bronzewing Pigeon

#SciArt #birds 🪶
January 1, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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happy new year and happy #birbfest 2026 with a bronzewing pigeon as number 1 🐦✨
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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This turn-of-the-century Rosh HaShanah card goes hard. The Old Year struggles in the water while the New Year stands on the shore, and a Yiddish inscription urging the old year to "drown forever already"
October 2, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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There are so many ways we hurt, disappoint, or let down the people in our lives, that are simply part of normal human behaviour.
December 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
People who are Very Online think they invented the One Correct Way to have more than one romantic partner and proceed to treat everything that doesn't follow that model as Relationship Crimes instead of understanding it as the complex, fucked up spectrum of messy human feelings that it is.
The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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I’ll see yall next year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
spoiler alert btw
her name is Tomoe and she is coming home to us very soon
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Every time this post comes around I have to watch it because he's a MASTER of language and delivery
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
fuck yesssss time to be ultra rich, get revenge on all who slighted me, and still get the girl at the end
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Navajo Shepardess — William M. Pennington, 1937
December 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Mother, no. Photo from my collection, no date/ info.
December 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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❤️ Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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a piece from my calligraphy professor Carl Kurtz.
September 1, 1939 "We Must Love One Another or Die"
February 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM