Avery
@averyisonline.bsky.social
30 • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ • 💖 @marble.bsky.social • professional thing-doer, green socialist, queer anglican, train fancier, duck enjoyer
📍 Leicester, UK
sportsposting: @sportsball.duckenjoyer.gay
📍 Leicester, UK
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Avery
@averyisonline.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Britain is exhausting
Siri play Another One Bites The Dust www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Ruben Amorim sacked by Manchester United after losing power struggle over transfers
Manchester United have sacked Ruben Amorim after 14 months as head coach, a day after he demanded his recruitment colleagues ‘do their job’
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Siri play Another One Bites The Dust www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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This thread is keeping track of misinformation circulating about the US' attack on Venezuela. A must read!
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This thread is keeping track of misinformation circulating about the US' attack on Venezuela. A must read!
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Have you ever wanted to learn about fat animals, but just couldn't find a zine for it? Well you're in luck!
bauth.itch.io/fat-animals
| #marbart #zines
bauth.itch.io/fat-animals
| #marbart #zines
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Have you ever wanted to learn about fat animals, but just couldn't find a zine for it? Well you're in luck!
bauth.itch.io/fat-animals
| #marbart #zines
bauth.itch.io/fat-animals
| #marbart #zines
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
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We're going to need a bigger Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
We're going to need a bigger Hague.
I don’t really have anything that feels appropriate than “what the fuck”
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I don’t really have anything that feels appropriate than “what the fuck”
It's the new financial year in the CofE and I've not yet put in the new budget numbers but we've had some invoices to pay and our finance system is now projecting we'll spend [checks notes] £100,000 on candles
somebody who is good at the economy help me with this, etc
somebody who is good at the economy help me with this, etc
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It's the new financial year in the CofE and I've not yet put in the new budget numbers but we've had some invoices to pay and our finance system is now projecting we'll spend [checks notes] £100,000 on candles
somebody who is good at the economy help me with this, etc
somebody who is good at the economy help me with this, etc
The Pebble watches getting a reboot has been one of my fav tech stories of the last year. An open-source smartwatch with hardware that doesn’t suck and incredible battery life is a huge win for all of us
Pebble’s round smartwatch is getting a reboot
Pebble’s round smartwatch is getting a reboot
Get ready for Round 2.
buff.ly
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The Pebble watches getting a reboot has been one of my fav tech stories of the last year. An open-source smartwatch with hardware that doesn’t suck and incredible battery life is a huge win for all of us
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in a world where subscriptions for stuff that used to be free or local are becoming the norm and we are treated like we HAVE to pay rent to some fuckass company to run shit on “the cloud” instead of owning our hardware or media or whatever my resolution for 2026 is to not do that as much as possible
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
in a world where subscriptions for stuff that used to be free or local are becoming the norm and we are treated like we HAVE to pay rent to some fuckass company to run shit on “the cloud” instead of owning our hardware or media or whatever my resolution for 2026 is to not do that as much as possible
Happy New Year though! I hope it’s good to you and yours
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Happy New Year though! I hope it’s good to you and yours
Lowkey, fuck you, 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Lowkey, fuck you, 2025.
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I’ll see yall next year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ll see yall next year ✨
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in hindsight, this one was a little too birder-specific to make it into the New Yorker
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
in hindsight, this one was a little too birder-specific to make it into the New Yorker
I'm FREE AGAIN
remembering I'm back at work on Monday and wondering how I'm going to handle that when my whole state of being is currently this
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm FREE AGAIN
the answer is "poorly"
remembering I'm back at work on Monday and wondering how I'm going to handle that when my whole state of being is currently this
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the answer is "poorly"
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Ah, 2025. What a lovely, novel, warm, welcoming, terrifying, dismal, exhausting, messy year.
There was some decent content, too.
buttondown.com/goodscreen/a...
There was some decent content, too.
buttondown.com/goodscreen/a...
On 2025
Hello. What a decade this year has been, huh? I'm not sure if it's just me or if you're feeling it too, but this year has been a lot. The year I turned 30...
buttondown.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ah, 2025. What a lovely, novel, warm, welcoming, terrifying, dismal, exhausting, messy year.
There was some decent content, too.
buttondown.com/goodscreen/a...
There was some decent content, too.
buttondown.com/goodscreen/a...
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I use macOS for work and love it. Most reliable work computer I’ve ever used. It has never betrayed me.
Tahoe, though,
Tahoe, though,
December 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I use macOS for work and love it. Most reliable work computer I’ve ever used. It has never betrayed me.
Tahoe, though,
Tahoe, though,
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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Ah, 2025. What a lovely, novel, warm, welcoming, terrifying, dismal, exhausting, messy year.
There was some decent content, too.
buttondown.com/goodscreen/a...
There was some decent content, too.
buttondown.com/goodscreen/a...
On 2025
Hello. What a decade this year has been, huh? I'm not sure if it's just me or if you're feeling it too, but this year has been a lot. The year I turned 30...
buttondown.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ah, 2025. What a lovely, novel, warm, welcoming, terrifying, dismal, exhausting, messy year.
There was some decent content, too.
buttondown.com/goodscreen/a...
There was some decent content, too.
buttondown.com/goodscreen/a...
Got Markus (and also me) the best Christmas present I’ve ever thought up this year
December 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Got Markus (and also me) the best Christmas present I’ve ever thought up this year
remembering I'm back at work on Monday and wondering how I'm going to handle that when my whole state of being is currently this
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
remembering I'm back at work on Monday and wondering how I'm going to handle that when my whole state of being is currently this