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Avery
@averyisonline.bsky.social
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30 • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ • 💖 @marble.bsky.social • professional thing-doer, socialist, queer anglican, train fancier, duck enjoyer

📍 Leicester, UK
sportsposting: @sportsball.duckenjoyer.gay
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It's Church Budget season and I think it's safe to say I take my job extremely seriously
A slide title that reads "Previously on Money" with the "Money" in air quotes, like it's either not real or a TV Series
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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£8.50 for all of this!!! (Not all of it is visible so the titles are in the alt text)
A pile of DVDs and CDs from a charity shop. They are: Groove Armada’s greatest hits, three blank DVD-Rs, the first seasons of The Wire and Arrested Development, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, O Brother Where Art Thou, Blade Runner and Fargo (the film), joined by free-with-mid-2000s newspaper copies of Stars by Simply Red, All Saints’ All Hits, and the film Paris, Texas
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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An incredible self-own
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Man, the Jose Mourinho meme’s doing a lot of heavy lifting for me this year
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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...she knows what very famously happened with those two, right
Headline: Zarah Sultana says she and Corbyn have reconciled and can co-lead new party. Sub-headline: MP insists "show is back on the road" and compares relationship to that of Liam and Noel Gallagher
October 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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oh my god they made Hermes extra hot just for me
A screenshot of Hermes from Hades 2. He's wearing a robe that shows off a single nip, and is doing the peace sign in the way bisexuals (me) do when they (we) take selfies. He says, and you should read this quickly because that's how he says it in game: "How's things, you good? I'm good. Mostly! And good to see your task is underway, but change of plan, though it's a lot to ask: Up for a visit to Olympus sometime soon?"
September 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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It’s bisexual Christmas
A Steam Deck downloading Hades 2
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Uncle death and shin hideyuki, grim reaper and game director
September 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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While I was playing the PC port of Uncharted 4 I got two separate full-screen interruptions from Windows at startup, and it finally pushed me over the edge
A screenshot of my desktop, running Fedora Linux and showing its "About this system" screen
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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For absolutely no reason whatsoever, I’m sharing my favourite clip
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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BBC News covered the emergency alert and also decided it was Hammer Time
September 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Turned 30 in a tent at @greenbeltfestival.bsky.social yesterday. What a beautiful thing it is to feel love and community and hope with your friends in a field.
Markus in our tent, making heart shapes with his hands against his cheeks A crowd of people walking through a tree-lined field A scale replica of the Gaza lighthouse, with statistics about the genocide and calls to stop arming Israel at the bottom A sign for The Blue Nun, one of Greenbelt’s pubs, with a picture of a sunglasses-wearing Sister Mary Clarence from Sister Act on it
August 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Ten years with Markus!! I love you baby baby @marble.bsky.social 💖
Markus wearing the lid of an IKEA blanket holder shaped like a duck Markus and I at our friends’ wedding; I’m in a shirt and tie and my hair is down, and Markus is wearing a t-shirt Markus and I in front of the cherry blossom trees near IKON museum in Birmingham Two Instax photos of Markus and I, at our friends’ wedding. In one I’m kissing him on the forehead and he’s doing a scrunched up closed-eye smile; in another we’re both looking to the camera making heart signs with our fingers and thumbs
August 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Modding consoles rules, actually. I feel like the XMB’s so at home on the Vita
Avery’s PS Vita, propped up by a blue water bottle, showing the PSP’s XMB user interface. You can do this if you have a Vita, by modding it!
August 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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They also feel like huge gambles every time because they don’t tell you what they’re supposed to taste like on the can. I have no idea how to conceptualise the taste of racing a Formula 1 car at 230mph
The description of a can of Lando Norris Monster Energy. “Multiple Formula 1 race winner Lando Norris spends his weekends racing 230mph spaceships, and this zero-sugar Monster drink tastes exactly how you’d imagine that feels. You’ll be won over with the freshest of flavours and this can is wrapped in the same iconic helmet design he races on track. It’s the taste of the future, packed into one can. Watch your back — the new era is here, and it’s tasting good.”
August 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Them: How’ve you been?
Me, from July to September:
August 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I really wanted to make this in a muffin yesterday, so I found some and that’s today’s breakfast
A sausage, egg and cheese muffin. The cheese is a yellow-orange and melting onto the patty, and the egg a light yellow, single-egg folded omelette situation Markus’ sausage and cheese muffin. The melt’s really good on this one too. Markus doesn’t like egg, which is a lil heartbreaking but he’s lovely in so many other ways that I can live with it.
August 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Before and after
A pack of bagels, an egg, some fancy breakfast pork patties and the worst cheese slices I could find Two plated up sausage bagels, one (mine) with egg. The one without egg is blurry in the background but you can see the melty cheese
August 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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It’s that time again
July 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Ran a medieval music event at St Nicks yesterday and so many people showed up!

What a privilege it is to be able to bring joy to so many people along with an excellent team of volunteers (shout out Anna, Izzi, Ceri and Luke)
Our medieval musicians rehearsing in the middle of a church Those same medieval musicians rehearsing, but from behind and they’re in costume The medieval musicians are performing to a really big St Nicks crowd! A different shot of the performers playing two Hurdy Gurdys
July 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Thanks.
A text message: “Hi from EE. Thanks.”
July 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Engerluuuund (also! SEVEN NIL! Bloody hell)
My friend Jude and I in England shirts, at the foltballl The England flag Tifo
June 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Little Saturday treat
Dried lavender peeking out of some paper wrapping
June 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Finally got an England shirt in time for both the Women’s Euros and going to see the Lionesses play Jamaica this weekend (thank you £7 England shirt from Vinted) and now I’m trying to make it Look Good
Avery with their hair down, wearing an England shirt and a blue shirt over it. Their AirPods are in and they’re looking to camera
June 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Oh this is fun!
My “100 Best Movies of the Century” ballot: John Wick (2014), Hot Fuzz (2007), Wall-E (2008), Drive (2011), Shrek 2 (2004), Parasite (2019), Attack The Block (2011), Pride (2014), I Saw The TV Glow (2024), The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM