Markus Barkus
@marble.bsky.social
30 | he/they/it | artist & burger guy | @duckenjoyer.gay's illicit gay lover
surprised people don’t try to insert their card into my mouth the way they treat me like a machine
January 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
surprised people don’t try to insert their card into my mouth the way they treat me like a machine
when i open a new tab on my phone it suggests i go to AO3, without fail 🥲
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
when i open a new tab on my phone it suggests i go to AO3, without fail 🥲
my nose is runny and my lips are chapped. i’m the saddest boy in the world
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
my nose is runny and my lips are chapped. i’m the saddest boy in the world
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“can i have a cigarette?” said the cigarette eater
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 AM
“can i have a cigarette?” said the cigarette eater
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A GIFT FOR YOU. A free download of the Cast Your Pod to the Wind lp awaits at www.TMBGshop.com. 23 TMBG rarities includes I’m Your Boyfriend Now, We Live in a Dump, Brain Problem Situation, and I Hear A New World w/ Robin Goldwasser. An Idlewild Recordings exclusive not to be on streaming sites.
They Might Be Giants Store
The official merch store of They Might Be Giants
www.TMBGshop.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
A GIFT FOR YOU. A free download of the Cast Your Pod to the Wind lp awaits at www.TMBGshop.com. 23 TMBG rarities includes I’m Your Boyfriend Now, We Live in a Dump, Brain Problem Situation, and I Hear A New World w/ Robin Goldwasser. An Idlewild Recordings exclusive not to be on streaming sites.
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January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The Internet continues to try and purify itself and stop people from buying, making, and selling porn, but nobody gives a shit about Grok ?? We live in the timeline
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 AM
The Internet continues to try and purify itself and stop people from buying, making, and selling porn, but nobody gives a shit about Grok ?? We live in the timeline
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Commissioners and artists, be aware of this if you use the PayPal
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Commissioners and artists, be aware of this if you use the PayPal
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Update: he's even cuter stuffed!! Time to make pink and shiny versions so I can get them up ASAP!
[ #pokemonart #plushart #kawaiiart #pokemon #nintendo #fanart #artpost ]
[ #pokemonart #plushart #kawaiiart #pokemon #nintendo #fanart #artpost ]
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Update: he's even cuter stuffed!! Time to make pink and shiny versions so I can get them up ASAP!
[ #pokemonart #plushart #kawaiiart #pokemon #nintendo #fanart #artpost ]
[ #pokemonart #plushart #kawaiiart #pokemon #nintendo #fanart #artpost ]
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Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice.
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice.
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
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Cozy story time with Dramps
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Cozy story time with Dramps
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January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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That’ll teach junk food companies for taking up precious space in the gambling advert break
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
That’ll teach junk food companies for taking up precious space in the gambling advert break
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🎶🌈 alien 👾🛸 dance 🎉🌟 party!! 🌈🌐
January 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
🎶🌈 alien 👾🛸 dance 🎉🌟 party!! 🌈🌐
Who let me near a pen
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Who let me near a pen
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This thread is keeping track of misinformation circulating about the US' attack on Venezuela. A must read!
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This thread is keeping track of misinformation circulating about the US' attack on Venezuela. A must read!
Have you ever wanted to learn about fat animals, but just couldn't find a zine for it? Well you're in luck!
bauth.itch.io/fat-animals
| #marbart #zines
bauth.itch.io/fat-animals
| #marbart #zines
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Have you ever wanted to learn about fat animals, but just couldn't find a zine for it? Well you're in luck!
bauth.itch.io/fat-animals
| #marbart #zines
bauth.itch.io/fat-animals
| #marbart #zines
@thelabandfield.bsky.social Just wondering, not coming from a conversation with a chaotic church warden at all, what is your Birdsona ???
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
@thelabandfield.bsky.social Just wondering, not coming from a conversation with a chaotic church warden at all, what is your Birdsona ???
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beginning to think being on websites might be bad for us
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
beginning to think being on websites might be bad for us