Perry Byrne
@evilflea.bsky.social
Silly artwork, puns, Maths. Possibly some stand-up/poetry/writing if I find the time. Occasional cryptic crossword setter. Had the evilflea handle for ages, trying out a stage/pen name.
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It is also a near-unmatched internationally recognised and trusted (perhaps more so than in the UK) brand, the UK’s largest cultural export, and a driver of investment in the UK.
But, yeah, the patriots with their little flags want it gone.
But, yeah, the patriots with their little flags want it gone.
The BBC employ roughly twice as many people as the UK fishing industry. You'd think people would question Farage's patriotism and intentions wanting it shut down.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It is also a near-unmatched internationally recognised and trusted (perhaps more so than in the UK) brand, the UK’s largest cultural export, and a driver of investment in the UK.
But, yeah, the patriots with their little flags want it gone.
But, yeah, the patriots with their little flags want it gone.
This is the uniform section in the big Sainsbury's, because IT'S CHRISTMAS NOW THE KIDS DON'T GROW THIS TIME OF YEAR KEEP UP KEEP UP IT'S CHRISTMAS
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is the uniform section in the big Sainsbury's, because IT'S CHRISTMAS NOW THE KIDS DON'T GROW THIS TIME OF YEAR KEEP UP KEEP UP IT'S CHRISTMAS
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Today's a good day to remember Rosalind Franklin, British chemist and X-ray crystallographer whose untimely death meant three men shared a Nobel prize for discovering the structure of DNA for which she'd done most of the work.
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Today's a good day to remember Rosalind Franklin, British chemist and X-ray crystallographer whose untimely death meant three men shared a Nobel prize for discovering the structure of DNA for which she'd done most of the work.
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Just thinking about Celebrity Traitors last night and the fact that if they’d been on that train just 10 seconds longer the scenes would have been horrific. Massive relief all round I imagine, it would have put a serious crimp on what has otherwise been a very successful series.
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just thinking about Celebrity Traitors last night and the fact that if they’d been on that train just 10 seconds longer the scenes would have been horrific. Massive relief all round I imagine, it would have put a serious crimp on what has otherwise been a very successful series.
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just casually tossing out "vampires but for other bodily fluids" like it won't revolutionize at least three distinct genres
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
just casually tossing out "vampires but for other bodily fluids" like it won't revolutionize at least three distinct genres
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Can't believe this absolutely wired nutter randomly went blind a few weeks ago and made us prepare for the worst.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can't believe this absolutely wired nutter randomly went blind a few weeks ago and made us prepare for the worst.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
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I just performed a citizen's arrest on a pensioner with a guide dog because she wasn't wearing a poppy in the Asda frozen aisle.
We shall remember them.
We shall remember them.
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I just performed a citizen's arrest on a pensioner with a guide dog because she wasn't wearing a poppy in the Asda frozen aisle.
We shall remember them.
We shall remember them.
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Oh look at that it’s just Keir Starmer being an actual comic book villain again
UK opts out of flagship fund to protect Amazon and other threatened tropical forests
- Decision is bitter blow to Brazil ahead of fund’s launch at #COP30 – and an embarrassment to Prince William
Story by @fionaharvey.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
- Decision is bitter blow to Brazil ahead of fund’s launch at #COP30 – and an embarrassment to Prince William
Story by @fionaharvey.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
UK opts out of flagship fund to protect Amazon and other threatened tropical forests
Decision is bitter blow to Brazil ahead of fund’s launch at Cop30 – and an embarrassment to Prince William
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh look at that it’s just Keir Starmer being an actual comic book villain again
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
He's much smaller than his mother, isn't he?
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He's much smaller than his mother, isn't he?
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Arsenal have got a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD, Max Dowman, on. He is the first ever person to play in the Champions League about whom you can say definitively he was never in a Woolworth's.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Arsenal have got a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD, Max Dowman, on. He is the first ever person to play in the Champions League about whom you can say definitively he was never in a Woolworth's.
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
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If you don’t know, here you go. One of the earliest viral internet things.
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/orb1.htm
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/orb1.htm
It always starts the same way
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If you don’t know, here you go. One of the earliest viral internet things.
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/orb1.htm
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/orb1.htm
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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
"Will this draw a line under the scandals?"
I'm guessing no.
"But this is the ultimate sanction."
Is it though?
"Andrew remains eighth in line for throne."
I'm guessing no.
"But this is the ultimate sanction."
Is it though?
"Andrew remains eighth in line for throne."
October 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Will this draw a line under the scandals?"
I'm guessing no.
"But this is the ultimate sanction."
Is it though?
"Andrew remains eighth in line for throne."
I'm guessing no.
"But this is the ultimate sanction."
Is it though?
"Andrew remains eighth in line for throne."
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Last cryptic crossword, my enjoyment of a silly surface got away from me a bit. Here's one where all clues are eight words or fewer:
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2806
Sample clues:
Cloth disguise tailing lawyer (6)
In addition to the French mad scientist (6)
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2806
Sample clues:
Cloth disguise tailing lawyer (6)
In addition to the French mad scientist (6)
Cryptic crossword No 2,806 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 2,806 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 28 clues by evilflea. Published Wed 29 Oct 2025. Features annotated solutions and special instructions. Free to solve online.
mycrossword.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Last cryptic crossword, my enjoyment of a silly surface got away from me a bit. Here's one where all clues are eight words or fewer:
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2806
Sample clues:
Cloth disguise tailing lawyer (6)
In addition to the French mad scientist (6)
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2806
Sample clues:
Cloth disguise tailing lawyer (6)
In addition to the French mad scientist (6)
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The novelty hasn't worn off in 20 years. When will these pathetic people learn
The complancy is because if the far right won more influence, their personal lives wouldn't materially change. They'd have to get new jobs if they lose their seats but
ex MPs do OK. the majority of people tasked with fighting them have the least to lose
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
ex MPs do OK. the majority of people tasked with fighting them have the least to lose
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘The novelty will wear off’: Labour hopes publicity will be Farage’s downfall
Government still struggling to win the agenda from Reform, leaving planners trusting voters will sour on what they see
www.theguardian.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The novelty hasn't worn off in 20 years. When will these pathetic people learn
Last cryptic crossword, my enjoyment of a silly surface got away from me a bit. Here's one where all clues are eight words or fewer:
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2806
Sample clues:
Cloth disguise tailing lawyer (6)
In addition to the French mad scientist (6)
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2806
Sample clues:
Cloth disguise tailing lawyer (6)
In addition to the French mad scientist (6)
Cryptic crossword No 2,806 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 2,806 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 28 clues by evilflea. Published Wed 29 Oct 2025. Features annotated solutions and special instructions. Free to solve online.
mycrossword.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Last cryptic crossword, my enjoyment of a silly surface got away from me a bit. Here's one where all clues are eight words or fewer:
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2806
Sample clues:
Cloth disguise tailing lawyer (6)
In addition to the French mad scientist (6)
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2806
Sample clues:
Cloth disguise tailing lawyer (6)
In addition to the French mad scientist (6)
Funchal, Madeira*
*not to scale
*not to scale
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Funchal, Madeira*
*not to scale
*not to scale
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