Perry Byrne
@evilflea.bsky.social
Silly artwork, puns, Maths. Possibly some stand-up/poetry/writing if I find the time. Occasional cryptic crossword setter. Had the evilflea handle for ages, trying out a stage/pen name.
This is the uniform section in the big Sainsbury's, because IT'S CHRISTMAS NOW THE KIDS DON'T GROW THIS TIME OF YEAR KEEP UP KEEP UP IT'S CHRISTMAS
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is the uniform section in the big Sainsbury's, because IT'S CHRISTMAS NOW THE KIDS DON'T GROW THIS TIME OF YEAR KEEP UP KEEP UP IT'S CHRISTMAS
Can't believe this absolutely wired nutter randomly went blind a few weeks ago and made us prepare for the worst.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can't believe this absolutely wired nutter randomly went blind a few weeks ago and made us prepare for the worst.
It's like they just got their first home PC and are going mad with it.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's like they just got their first home PC and are going mad with it.
He's much smaller than his mother, isn't he?
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He's much smaller than his mother, isn't he?
"Will this draw a line under the scandals?"
I'm guessing no.
"But this is the ultimate sanction."
Is it though?
"Andrew remains eighth in line for throne."
I'm guessing no.
"But this is the ultimate sanction."
Is it though?
"Andrew remains eighth in line for throne."
October 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Will this draw a line under the scandals?"
I'm guessing no.
"But this is the ultimate sanction."
Is it though?
"Andrew remains eighth in line for throne."
I'm guessing no.
"But this is the ultimate sanction."
Is it though?
"Andrew remains eighth in line for throne."
Funchal, Madeira*
*not to scale
*not to scale
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Funchal, Madeira*
*not to scale
*not to scale
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Selma did not get the assignment.
October 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Selma did not get the assignment.
And our dearly departed Thomas in the same place three and a half years ago.
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And our dearly departed Thomas in the same place three and a half years ago.
Whoop! Not sure World Of Books really had to leave the £2 sticker on a book for which they charged me multiple times that, mind...
October 17, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Whoop! Not sure World Of Books really had to leave the £2 sticker on a book for which they charged me multiple times that, mind...
Okay I've been on World of Books now. Got this and the dictionary. I will totally remember I have them and not just leave them on the shelf looking pretty.
Also may have gone into Oxfam on my lunchbreak on the off-chance they had them and bought these two beauties.
Also may have gone into Oxfam on my lunchbreak on the off-chance they had them and bought these two beauties.
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Okay I've been on World of Books now. Got this and the dictionary. I will totally remember I have them and not just leave them on the shelf looking pretty.
Also may have gone into Oxfam on my lunchbreak on the off-chance they had them and bought these two beauties.
Also may have gone into Oxfam on my lunchbreak on the off-chance they had them and bought these two beauties.
Would anyone like to invest in my new online business?
October 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Would anyone like to invest in my new online business?
Thanks Lidl. Bargain.
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Thanks Lidl. Bargain.
Can't figure out if this is the name of a Bond villain, or a 1980s Sunday morning cartoon dumb henchman.
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Can't figure out if this is the name of a Bond villain, or a 1980s Sunday morning cartoon dumb henchman.
This little cherub has suddenly taken it upon herself to become partially sighted and is cautiously toeing around the house in circles, mapping her way. One expensive trip to the emergency vets later, we're moderately confident it's just confined to her eyesight, whatever it is.
September 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This little cherub has suddenly taken it upon herself to become partially sighted and is cautiously toeing around the house in circles, mapping her way. One expensive trip to the emergency vets later, we're moderately confident it's just confined to her eyesight, whatever it is.
"How do I act so well? What I do is, I pretend to be the person I'm playing in the film or play."
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youtu.be/qhQ9---1TjA
September 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"How do I act so well? What I do is, I pretend to be the person I'm playing in the film or play."
youtu.be/qhQ9---1TjA
youtu.be/qhQ9---1TjA
Never seen in the same room together.
September 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Never seen in the same room together.
Absolutely CANED the garden this afternoon.
September 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Absolutely CANED the garden this afternoon.
I'm just going to start mentally adding the second half of this to every Starmer headline from now on.
September 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm just going to start mentally adding the second half of this to every Starmer headline from now on.
Phew, found one. Only 7 left though and it's a bit pricy. Why do the people in charge of fashion make this stuff so difficult?
August 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Phew, found one. Only 7 left though and it's a bit pricy. Why do the people in charge of fashion make this stuff so difficult?
Good thing we have this absolutely crazy policy, that no church in a sane country would ever have.
August 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Good thing we have this absolutely crazy policy, that no church in a sane country would ever have.
Not allowed to report an overflowing bin because I don't live near enough.
August 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Not allowed to report an overflowing bin because I don't live near enough.