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evigilation.bsky.social
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i can't see you but i see what you're saying
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ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I forgot about bluesky for a while
August 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Them: “Go big or go h-“

Me: *already back home
April 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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"We won’t even know about the new deaths, because all the data collection was supported by U.S.A.I.D." It will be years before we understand the size of this crisis--and we may only understand it when highly resistant forms of TB come home to roost in rich countries.
March 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Dream police" by Mk.gee sounds like this:
March 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Garbage: I’m only happy when it rains

Me: (pulling the lid off the trash bin) who tf said that
February 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
February 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I hate when tv shows get rid of the whole character when its actor decides to leave the show. (Yes this is about Gilmore Girls) (They could have let Lane have Dave if they just got a new actor 😫)
January 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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One thing about me is I’m gonna go lay down for a bit
January 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This made me smile
Why wooden I be?

- Pinocchio
January 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time
January 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Going to bed, but like, violently.
January 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I promise to never "reflect on this transformative year and share some thoughts about what lies ahead" on linkedin or anywhere else
December 18, 2024 at 10:59 PM
People with symmetrical eyebrows don't know how good they have it
December 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Automatic screen brightness is so annoying when you've tried to set the brightness to where you want it and it keeps changing back. Like why are you arguing with me
December 9, 2024 at 4:43 PM
R.I.P. Lane Kim you would have loved Mk.gee
December 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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I wake up to realize that I have been given a precious gift: another day of life. And with that gift I vow to do what I always do: the two or three easiest things on my to-do list and also look at this phone all day.
December 6, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Mk.gee is so good I just lhlfksgskhkf I want to scream
December 2, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this
November 24, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Happy to announce that this week, at the age of 32, I saw a magic eye effect correctly for the first time in my life
November 26, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Post you from a different era
(2015)
November 23, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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welcome new users. a post on bluesky is called a Tweet. when you repost the Tweet to your own feed that's called a retweet
October 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM