Meghan
@deloisivete.bsky.social
surrounded by a chaos of my own making
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Just popped a second ibuprofen, so yeah, I party
May 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just popped a second ibuprofen, so yeah, I party
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Based on research, I have concluded that when my toddler says ”you look so pretty, Mommy”, What she means is, “you’re not wearing leggings and I didn’t know you own real clothes”
May 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Based on research, I have concluded that when my toddler says ”you look so pretty, Mommy”, What she means is, “you’re not wearing leggings and I didn’t know you own real clothes”
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Wife: The new neighbors are so quiet
Me: I knew moving next door to a black hole would pay off
Wife: something else just got sucked off the porch
Me: meh, it’s worth it
Me: I knew moving next door to a black hole would pay off
Wife: something else just got sucked off the porch
Me: meh, it’s worth it
May 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wife: The new neighbors are so quiet
Me: I knew moving next door to a black hole would pay off
Wife: something else just got sucked off the porch
Me: meh, it’s worth it
Me: I knew moving next door to a black hole would pay off
Wife: something else just got sucked off the porch
Me: meh, it’s worth it
Vacuumed up some dried lavender that spilled and it smelled pretty good, follow me for more homemaking tips
May 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Vacuumed up some dried lavender that spilled and it smelled pretty good, follow me for more homemaking tips
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New pope: (walks into the Vatican carrying a sink)
The whole world: omg no
The whole world: omg no
May 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
New pope: (walks into the Vatican carrying a sink)
The whole world: omg no
The whole world: omg no
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especially now I think it’s important to underscore the importance of now especially
May 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
especially now I think it’s important to underscore the importance of now especially
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in England, "strawberry" sounds like "robbery" and that's all you need to know about them maybe
May 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
in England, "strawberry" sounds like "robbery" and that's all you need to know about them maybe
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If you love something, set if free. If it comes back that means no one else wanted it. Set it free again.
April 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you love something, set if free. If it comes back that means no one else wanted it. Set it free again.
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My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself
April 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself
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Subway should be able to make me a little charcuterie plate
April 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Subway should be able to make me a little charcuterie plate
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YOU: Yes
I: No
YOU: Stop
I: Go Go Go
(Oh No)
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Paul McCartney, Playwright
I: No
YOU: Stop
I: Go Go Go
(Oh No)
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Paul McCartney, Playwright
April 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
YOU: Yes
I: No
YOU: Stop
I: Go Go Go
(Oh No)
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Paul McCartney, Playwright
I: No
YOU: Stop
I: Go Go Go
(Oh No)
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
YOU: Goodbye
I: Hello, Hello, Hello
- Paul McCartney, Playwright
My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself
April 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself
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an inferiority complex? you mean dilutions of grandeur?
April 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
an inferiority complex? you mean dilutions of grandeur?
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rip jesus you would have hated la croix
April 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
rip jesus you would have hated la croix
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I can’t believe there’s a movie called, “IT,” and it’s not about playing tag.
April 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I can’t believe there’s a movie called, “IT,” and it’s not about playing tag.
I'm not saying I don't have a green thumb, I'm just saying my kids have started calling one part of the dining room "dead plant corner"
April 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm not saying I don't have a green thumb, I'm just saying my kids have started calling one part of the dining room "dead plant corner"
me: I'm not old
also me: *realizes the number of meteorologists I follow on social media is not zero*
also me: *realizes the number of meteorologists I follow on social media is not zero*
April 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me: I'm not old
also me: *realizes the number of meteorologists I follow on social media is not zero*
also me: *realizes the number of meteorologists I follow on social media is not zero*
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Welp, I just reached my move goal.
<refuses to move again until tomorrow>
<refuses to move again until tomorrow>
April 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Welp, I just reached my move goal.
<refuses to move again until tomorrow>
<refuses to move again until tomorrow>
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they probably had to name it ‘scoliosis’ because ‘s-curvy’ was taken
April 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
they probably had to name it ‘scoliosis’ because ‘s-curvy’ was taken
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I asked my kid to help me convince his toddler sister to put her boots on. He was successful! Unfortunately, his trick was to tell her that I’d give her chocolate if she put her boots on. I don’t have any chocolate.
April 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I asked my kid to help me convince his toddler sister to put her boots on. He was successful! Unfortunately, his trick was to tell her that I’d give her chocolate if she put her boots on. I don’t have any chocolate.
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Boss: Can you work late tonight?
Me: Sure, let me quickly move the webcam so you can explain to my dog why there’ll be no couch cuddles tonight
Dog:
Boss: Go home, you can finish it tomorrow
Me: Sure, let me quickly move the webcam so you can explain to my dog why there’ll be no couch cuddles tonight
Dog:
Boss: Go home, you can finish it tomorrow
April 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Boss: Can you work late tonight?
Me: Sure, let me quickly move the webcam so you can explain to my dog why there’ll be no couch cuddles tonight
Dog:
Boss: Go home, you can finish it tomorrow
Me: Sure, let me quickly move the webcam so you can explain to my dog why there’ll be no couch cuddles tonight
Dog:
Boss: Go home, you can finish it tomorrow
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I’m gonna try to go to bed early this week [goes to bed even later than usual every single night]
April 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m gonna try to go to bed early this week [goes to bed even later than usual every single night]
Check your Hesperus before you wreck your Hesperus
April 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Check your Hesperus before you wreck your Hesperus
What is botox if not a murder of crow’s feet
April 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
What is botox if not a murder of crow’s feet