Will Hines
@williebhines.bsky.social
who are you people and also who am i
https://www.linktr.ee/willhines
https://www.linktr.ee/willhines
Caught up on podcasts! (Deleted everything)
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Caught up on podcasts! (Deleted everything)
I want a coffee that has a fist to punch my heart , punch it hard.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I want a coffee that has a fist to punch my heart , punch it hard.
I will stand up for hot children of famous people.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I will stand up for hot children of famous people.
All shows are either
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
All shows are either
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or
You don’t see a lot of people riding horses these days.
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You don’t see a lot of people riding horses these days.
Hercule Poirot stars in The Mystery Of The Detective Who Wanted A Nap
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hercule Poirot stars in The Mystery Of The Detective Who Wanted A Nap
Alex Cross in the new mystery Fuck This I’m Going to Arby’s.
October 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Alex Cross in the new mystery Fuck This I’m Going to Arby’s.
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of He’s Tired And Doesn’t Want to Deal With Someone Else’s Bullshit
October 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of He’s Tired And Doesn’t Want to Deal With Someone Else’s Bullshit
“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow
October 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow
I’m so tired I am going to sleep right after I post this bullshit there done
October 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I’m so tired I am going to sleep right after I post this bullshit there done
I swear to god today I will do everything different
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I swear to god today I will do everything different
I mistrust AI, don’t like social media algorithms but I love self driving cars, so in terms of disliking tech I’m somewhere between Black Mirror and Alien Earth. This makes sense to me.
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I mistrust AI, don’t like social media algorithms but I love self driving cars, so in terms of disliking tech I’m somewhere between Black Mirror and Alien Earth. This makes sense to me.
Venmo: need to search?
Me: yeah here’s the first four letters of my friend whom I send money to all the time
Venmo: nah, how about these four strangers you’ve never heard of?
Me: no I want my friend.
Venmo: I’ll show you him for one second but then back to the randos
Me: yeah here’s the first four letters of my friend whom I send money to all the time
Venmo: nah, how about these four strangers you’ve never heard of?
Me: no I want my friend.
Venmo: I’ll show you him for one second but then back to the randos
October 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Venmo: need to search?
Me: yeah here’s the first four letters of my friend whom I send money to all the time
Venmo: nah, how about these four strangers you’ve never heard of?
Me: no I want my friend.
Venmo: I’ll show you him for one second but then back to the randos
Me: yeah here’s the first four letters of my friend whom I send money to all the time
Venmo: nah, how about these four strangers you’ve never heard of?
Me: no I want my friend.
Venmo: I’ll show you him for one second but then back to the randos
Great news!!
Working on a full length Letters To Cleo album for the first time in almost 20 years and I'm glad it took this long. I love and appreciate this part of the job so much more now ♡
come see us w/ the cavedogs
11.19 Bowery Ballroom NYC
11.21-22Paradise Rock Club Boston
tix --> www.letterstocleo.net
come see us w/ the cavedogs
11.19 Bowery Ballroom NYC
11.21-22Paradise Rock Club Boston
tix --> www.letterstocleo.net
October 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Great news!!
Friends: be mad with me
Me: I am
Friends: not the right way though
Me: no I think I am
Friends: go fuck yourself
Me: that’s what I was thinking
Me: I am
Friends: not the right way though
Me: no I think I am
Friends: go fuck yourself
Me: that’s what I was thinking
October 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Friends: be mad with me
Me: I am
Friends: not the right way though
Me: no I think I am
Friends: go fuck yourself
Me: that’s what I was thinking
Me: I am
Friends: not the right way though
Me: no I think I am
Friends: go fuck yourself
Me: that’s what I was thinking
Instagram before: put pictures here
Users: we love it
Instagram: okay add your location, to everything
Users: uhhhh maybe
Instagram now: okay also put music and sound on every little thing so it’s annoying
Users: what? No! Why?
Instagram: you must
Users: we love it
Instagram: okay add your location, to everything
Users: uhhhh maybe
Instagram now: okay also put music and sound on every little thing so it’s annoying
Users: what? No! Why?
Instagram: you must
October 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Instagram before: put pictures here
Users: we love it
Instagram: okay add your location, to everything
Users: uhhhh maybe
Instagram now: okay also put music and sound on every little thing so it’s annoying
Users: what? No! Why?
Instagram: you must
Users: we love it
Instagram: okay add your location, to everything
Users: uhhhh maybe
Instagram now: okay also put music and sound on every little thing so it’s annoying
Users: what? No! Why?
Instagram: you must
I bought a T Shirt from an Instagram ad and the algorithm has gone insane. 100% T shirt ads. I feel like I finally said to an Aunt “I guess I like music” and now she’s like “FINALLY. I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.”
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I bought a T Shirt from an Instagram ad and the algorithm has gone insane. 100% T shirt ads. I feel like I finally said to an Aunt “I guess I like music” and now she’s like “FINALLY. I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.”
Once again for Halloween I will be dressed as Some Guy In A Wig.
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Once again for Halloween I will be dressed as Some Guy In A Wig.
In a tremendous act of self-love, I will not be playing the video game Baby Steps.
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
In a tremendous act of self-love, I will not be playing the video game Baby Steps.
The Monkees: Let’s combine all of the financial manipulation of a band with all the ego problems of a bunch of actors.
Wait, it worked???
Wait, it worked???
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The Monkees: Let’s combine all of the financial manipulation of a band with all the ego problems of a bunch of actors.
Wait, it worked???
Wait, it worked???
It’s not as fun as I thought having an angry egomaniac paranoid grandfather for president.
September 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It’s not as fun as I thought having an angry egomaniac paranoid grandfather for president.
My favorite style of Reddit rage bait is an insane claim disguised as a question.
“When did all gas stations stop carrying cheese?”
Or “Why does everyone hate the piano?”
Or “When did people stop learning how to do long division?”
Very good and smart way to talk to each other I love it.
“When did all gas stations stop carrying cheese?”
Or “Why does everyone hate the piano?”
Or “When did people stop learning how to do long division?”
Very good and smart way to talk to each other I love it.
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My favorite style of Reddit rage bait is an insane claim disguised as a question.
“When did all gas stations stop carrying cheese?”
Or “Why does everyone hate the piano?”
Or “When did people stop learning how to do long division?”
Very good and smart way to talk to each other I love it.
“When did all gas stations stop carrying cheese?”
Or “Why does everyone hate the piano?”
Or “When did people stop learning how to do long division?”
Very good and smart way to talk to each other I love it.
I love that I check social media so much it’s good for me to see people I taught improv to once or twice be mad all the time this is good I am good
September 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I love that I check social media so much it’s good for me to see people I taught improv to once or twice be mad all the time this is good I am good
I open this app and check my brain for something to say and all it has for me is “lotta crazy people out there.”
September 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I open this app and check my brain for something to say and all it has for me is “lotta crazy people out there.”