Will Hines
@williebhines.bsky.social
who are you people and also who am i
https://www.linktr.ee/willhines
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Trump Creates New Cabinet Position To Take Milk Money From Nerds
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Trump Creates New Cabinet Position To Take Milk Money From Nerds
Very truly sorry that so many things suck
January 26, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Very truly sorry that so many things suck
I dunno. Maybe having a mean egomaniac bully in charge of everything wasn’t a great idea.
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I dunno. Maybe having a mean egomaniac bully in charge of everything wasn’t a great idea.
Could everyone stop saying that I will be representing the USA in Solo Basketball Dunking? That literally makes no sense!
January 24, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Could everyone stop saying that I will be representing the USA in Solo Basketball Dunking? That literally makes no sense!
GUYS it is NOT true that I turned down a nomination for Best Actor. Please stop saying that.
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 PM
GUYS it is NOT true that I turned down a nomination for Best Actor. Please stop saying that.
Just did 10000 push ups.
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Just did 10000 push ups.
I bet I could dunk.
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I bet I could dunk.
I vow to watch every single movie ever made this year.
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I vow to watch every single movie ever made this year.
Everything always works.
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Everything always works.
Die Hard came out 83 years ago.
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Die Hard came out 83 years ago.
It is funny how long video game credits are. I like to watch them because it feels honorable to do so but they are just so hilariously long. 20 minutes? 30? I could put a movie on another screen and be done.
December 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It is funny how long video game credits are. I like to watch them because it feels honorable to do so but they are just so hilariously long. 20 minutes? 30? I could put a movie on another screen and be done.
“Science fiction? More like REAL LIFE.” - me, blowing minds
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“Science fiction? More like REAL LIFE.” - me, blowing minds
Caught up on podcasts! (Deleted everything)
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Caught up on podcasts! (Deleted everything)
I want a coffee that has a fist to punch my heart , punch it hard.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I want a coffee that has a fist to punch my heart , punch it hard.
I will stand up for hot children of famous people.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I will stand up for hot children of famous people.
All shows are either
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
All shows are either
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or
You don’t see a lot of people riding horses these days.
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You don’t see a lot of people riding horses these days.
Hercule Poirot stars in The Mystery Of The Detective Who Wanted A Nap
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hercule Poirot stars in The Mystery Of The Detective Who Wanted A Nap
Alex Cross in the new mystery Fuck This I’m Going to Arby’s.
October 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Alex Cross in the new mystery Fuck This I’m Going to Arby’s.
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of He’s Tired And Doesn’t Want to Deal With Someone Else’s Bullshit
October 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of He’s Tired And Doesn’t Want to Deal With Someone Else’s Bullshit
“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow
October 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow
I’m so tired I am going to sleep right after I post this bullshit there done
October 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I’m so tired I am going to sleep right after I post this bullshit there done
I swear to god today I will do everything different
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I swear to god today I will do everything different
I mistrust AI, don’t like social media algorithms but I love self driving cars, so in terms of disliking tech I’m somewhere between Black Mirror and Alien Earth. This makes sense to me.
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I mistrust AI, don’t like social media algorithms but I love self driving cars, so in terms of disliking tech I’m somewhere between Black Mirror and Alien Earth. This makes sense to me.