Will Hines
@williebhines.bsky.social
who are you people and also who am i
https://www.linktr.ee/willhines
https://www.linktr.ee/willhines
I bought a T Shirt from an Instagram ad and the algorithm has gone insane. 100% T shirt ads. I feel like I finally said to an Aunt “I guess I like music” and now she’s like “FINALLY. I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.”
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I bought a T Shirt from an Instagram ad and the algorithm has gone insane. 100% T shirt ads. I feel like I finally said to an Aunt “I guess I like music” and now she’s like “FINALLY. I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.”
Let us rename football “Prolate Spheroid Ball”
May 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Let us rename football “Prolate Spheroid Ball”
Hi everyone I solved Threads
January 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hi everyone I solved Threads
And now, as a member of the species at the top of the food chain, safe in my house from the elements, with all my basic needs met, I demonstrate my superiority over nature by doing this shit with my socks:
December 31, 2024 at 7:34 AM
And now, as a member of the species at the top of the food chain, safe in my house from the elements, with all my basic needs met, I demonstrate my superiority over nature by doing this shit with my socks:
More than a knife IMO
December 28, 2024 at 6:23 AM
More than a knife IMO
New favorite taxidermy place
October 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
New favorite taxidermy place
Silly fake improv class is up as part of the Comedy Bang Bang World network! @cbbworld.bsky.social
May 29, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Silly fake improv class is up as part of the Comedy Bang Bang World network! @cbbworld.bsky.social
This but instead he’s giving his guitar a hug
May 23, 2024 at 1:47 AM
This but instead he’s giving his guitar a hug
(Kicks open editor’s door) You want big stories? I got you one. (Throws hastily typed story on the desk)
April 5, 2024 at 1:44 PM
(Kicks open editor’s door) You want big stories? I got you one. (Throws hastily typed story on the desk)
Ah the famous “stuff we have no idea what to do with” recycling bin
April 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Ah the famous “stuff we have no idea what to do with” recycling bin
Just spent an hour in the car listening to podcasts at 2x speed. Me now
April 3, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Just spent an hour in the car listening to podcasts at 2x speed. Me now
Chief, put me on whatever beat covers this kind of story.
March 21, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Chief, put me on whatever beat covers this kind of story.
This matter of fact listing of how POPEYE uses his pipe. Why did my phone put POPEYE in all caps. It did it again. What is happening. Send.
February 22, 2024 at 8:21 AM
This matter of fact listing of how POPEYE uses his pipe. Why did my phone put POPEYE in all caps. It did it again. What is happening. Send.
An interesting person and one of the only First Ladies with three arms.
November 20, 2023 at 3:35 PM
An interesting person and one of the only First Ladies with three arms.
Sees photo from 2 years ago: god I look so young
Looks in mirror:
Looks in mirror:
November 14, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Sees photo from 2 years ago: god I look so young
Looks in mirror:
Looks in mirror:
Ok it’s just the smiling
September 19, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Ok it’s just the smiling
My phone pocket-clicked into LiveNation and almost ordered me Keith Urban tickets. What is God trying to tell me?
September 10, 2023 at 2:27 PM
My phone pocket-clicked into LiveNation and almost ordered me Keith Urban tickets. What is God trying to tell me?
Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, this is how we used to make the party start.
September 6, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, this is how we used to make the party start.