Evan Grandstrand
@evangrandstrand.bsky.social
A person on the Internet.
(as if we don't have enough of those)
(as if we don't have enough of those)
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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Please sir I am just a small soybean farmer and a common man
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Please sir I am just a small soybean farmer and a common man
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year https://theonion.com/third-amendment-rights-group-celebrates-another-success-1819569379/
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year https://theonion.com/third-amendment-rights-group-celebrates-another-success-1819569379/
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Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.
I ❤️ Portland
I ❤️ Portland
October 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.
I ❤️ Portland
I ❤️ Portland
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USDA Deactivates Nation’s Corn During Government Shutdown https://theonion.com/usda-deactivates-nations-corn-during-government-shutdown/
October 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
USDA Deactivates Nation’s Corn During Government Shutdown https://theonion.com/usda-deactivates-nations-corn-during-government-shutdown/
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Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
October 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
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Yeah this too.
Trump bailed Argentina's soy farmers.
Clowns have a funny way of throwing pie in your face
Trump bailed Argentina's soy farmers.
Clowns have a funny way of throwing pie in your face
THREAD.
Saw that story earlier today that Argentina took that "bailout" money the admin offered and immediately sold soybeans to China, which in prior years they would have bought from the U.S. We're cooked.
Saw that story earlier today that Argentina took that "bailout" money the admin offered and immediately sold soybeans to China, which in prior years they would have bought from the U.S. We're cooked.
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
October 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yeah this too.
Trump bailed Argentina's soy farmers.
Clowns have a funny way of throwing pie in your face
Trump bailed Argentina's soy farmers.
Clowns have a funny way of throwing pie in your face
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Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/
September 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
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Internet Outage Forces Public Into Street To Voice Their Inane Opinions
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Internet Outage Forces Public Into Street To Voice Their Inane Opinions
As a farmer who just got done with wheat harvest. This is a little too close for comfort there @theonion.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
As a farmer who just got done with wheat harvest. This is a little too close for comfort there @theonion.com
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Study Finds Fewer Americans Than Ever Believe In Snoopy https://theonion.com/study-finds-fewer-americans-than-ever-believe-in-snoopy-1839328096/
August 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds Fewer Americans Than Ever Believe In Snoopy https://theonion.com/study-finds-fewer-americans-than-ever-believe-in-snoopy-1839328096/
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We love to see a supportive mom, don't we folks
August 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
We love to see a supportive mom, don't we folks
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during the Wendy Davis protests i entered the capitol building with several female friends. i told the guards i was carrying a concealed firearm and showed them my license. they waved me through without a search.
my friends had their purses checked and their tampons confiscated.
my friends had their purses checked and their tampons confiscated.
If you have a concealed carry license, you can enter the Texas Capitol without having to go through a metal detector — If you’re a Democratic state lawmaker, you can’t leave the Texas Capitol without a permission slip.
August 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
during the Wendy Davis protests i entered the capitol building with several female friends. i told the guards i was carrying a concealed firearm and showed them my license. they waved me through without a search.
my friends had their purses checked and their tampons confiscated.
my friends had their purses checked and their tampons confiscated.
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1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s
An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.
popular.info
August 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
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Remember: the government doing student loan forgiveness is unconstitutional unless it's for cops
July 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Remember: the government doing student loan forgiveness is unconstitutional unless it's for cops
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What a sick-ass archive pull.
“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
The Invention of “Sesame Street”
Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television.
www.newyorker.com
July 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What a sick-ass archive pull.
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Will Emmanuel Clase beat the charges, or will he be suspended for the remainder of the season? Lock in your prediction on Fanduel, official betting partner of MLB and the Cleveland Guardians. Use promo code CLASEACT to get $15 off your first bet.
July 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Will Emmanuel Clase beat the charges, or will he be suspended for the remainder of the season? Lock in your prediction on Fanduel, official betting partner of MLB and the Cleveland Guardians. Use promo code CLASEACT to get $15 off your first bet.
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So, as I suspected, the police response to the shootings of Democratic elected officials in Minnesota was actually a complete disaster www.startribune.com/new-details-...
July 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So, as I suspected, the police response to the shootings of Democratic elected officials in Minnesota was actually a complete disaster www.startribune.com/new-details-...