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The Best of All Possible Oaves
@erikonymous.bsky.social
You know the one. Or maybe you don't? IDC, not my problem.

https://erikbryan.bandcamp.com/album/surface-of-attack
me interacting with every single character in Hades II: damn, I sure do have a type
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Evergreen
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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if you do not cultivate a philosophy of *rewarding* labor before you think about *receiving value*, then you are not a Marxist, you're just a thief.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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He don't believe this... where is his wife????
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just want to give a big shout-out to my bullies growing up for showing me very early in life that everyone who tries to police gender like this is a stupid piece of shit.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Too late, I've already depicted myself as folk hero Ned Ludd and you as his unctuous nemesis Al Slopp.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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[… and that’s why we axed the public-editor position…]

www.thewrap.com/trump-nyt-ws...
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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What do you suppose they mean by "those sort of people"?
“We’ve tried to not have to do it, but we've got direct orders,” the masked ICE agents told them www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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But the issue that we have is that capitalism doesn't coordinate effort to ensure a better outcome for all, we're not all getting up at 7am to ensure everyone is healthy, well fed and able to enjoy their life, we're getting up at 7am to work the feedslop machine at the Torment Nexus
“Capitalism forces you to wake up at 7am against your body’s natural rhythms” no that’s Taylorism and if you don’t like living in a society that coordinates effort to ensure a better outcome for all then I don’t think you’ll love the alternatives
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Absolutely no one could have foreseen that Congress helping Trump invalidate Article I of the Constitution would backfire on Congress.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The most compelling evidence that children really are in a crisis, imo, is the increase in youth suicide/suicide attempts, often in increasingly young children. The data shows that youth suicide attempts go up during the school year and down during breaks, which suggests schools are a problem. Yet,
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Everything wrong with political journalism in one graf. This is not a policy proposal that exists but that doesn’t matter, what matters is that someone “won” by asking it bsky.app/profile/larr...
What a strange framing and characterization. How does one describe his blatantly dishonest, racist question about taxes as “press[ing] the Mayor-elect on his policy proposals”? In what way does this lying troll emerge as a “winner“?
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Diogenes: "In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face."
Visiting my girlfriend's rich parents. I've had to give the excuse of having to go to the shops but instead am curling off a log in the local cafe. I didn't want to desecrate their posh bog and put the relationship in peril; good choice made going by the repulsive stench in here.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Elon can't make anyone laugh cause funny requires what he is not ready to give

Truth
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
One of the bragging rights that the US ed system had in the 20th century is that we didn't have education tracks. Essentially, any kid could go to a CC or state school & major in whatever they wanted to (obviously an oversimplification). I fear this aspect of the American dream is dying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Last night I watched the pilot of Pluribus and followed it up by continuing my rewatch of TNG, which just happened to be the final episode of S3 (i.e., the Borg Is Back in Town). Complementary!
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Frame: 04686
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I wove this rug in about 12 hours. I will snap a tradwife like a twig. Fake ass bitches.
Please clap.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum

(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM