Emily.
@emilyrose.bsky.social
Autistic. ADHD. Chihuahua parent. Not actually a hedgehog. She/her.
Occasional swearing, but pretty SFW.
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📍Concord, CA
Occasional swearing, but pretty SFW.
Redbubble Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/emilyrosew1/shop
📍Concord, CA
Remote stopped working, and I had to physically walk over to the TV and press a button like it’s the freaking Stone Age or something.
February 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Remote stopped working, and I had to physically walk over to the TV and press a button like it’s the freaking Stone Age or something.
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If innocent human beings weren’t being harmed, it would be funny to laugh at all the stupid people. That’s why Idiocracy worked as a movie. It’s not as much fun when you have to live it.
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
If innocent human beings weren’t being harmed, it would be funny to laugh at all the stupid people. That’s why Idiocracy worked as a movie. It’s not as much fun when you have to live it.
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Obviously lawyers should not wear a civil rights t-shirt to court. Lawyers should observe decorum by only wearing an American flag pin or a crucifix, which are neutral messages without any potentially prejudicial meaning.
Need you to weigh in @kenwhite.bsky.social!
Well looks like it won't matter because Judge Pittman declared a mistrial -- because a defense attorney wore a T-shirt with Civil Rights Era-protestors on it. Star Telegram reports 130 new jurors will come in next week. The defense attorneys opposed a mistrial.
www.star-telegram.com/news/local/c...
www.star-telegram.com/news/local/c...
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Obviously lawyers should not wear a civil rights t-shirt to court. Lawyers should observe decorum by only wearing an American flag pin or a crucifix, which are neutral messages without any potentially prejudicial meaning.
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How much Americans have shelled out to Elon Musk through government contracts: $38 billion.
How much Elon Musk made last year: $200+ billion
How much Tesla paid in federal taxes last year: $0.
Oligarchy is real. The system is rigged.
How much Elon Musk made last year: $200+ billion
How much Tesla paid in federal taxes last year: $0.
Oligarchy is real. The system is rigged.
February 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
How much Americans have shelled out to Elon Musk through government contracts: $38 billion.
How much Elon Musk made last year: $200+ billion
How much Tesla paid in federal taxes last year: $0.
Oligarchy is real. The system is rigged.
How much Elon Musk made last year: $200+ billion
How much Tesla paid in federal taxes last year: $0.
Oligarchy is real. The system is rigged.
“Show me ______” then locks the thread 🙄
I try not to complain about limiting replies, but I really feel like if the entire post is just asking people to reply, you should let them reply.
I try not to complain about limiting replies, but I really feel like if the entire post is just asking people to reply, you should let them reply.
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“Show me ______” then locks the thread 🙄
I try not to complain about limiting replies, but I really feel like if the entire post is just asking people to reply, you should let them reply.
I try not to complain about limiting replies, but I really feel like if the entire post is just asking people to reply, you should let them reply.
I don’t think it’s coincidence that the detention centers are in red areas, filled with people taken from blue areas, as they call for redoing the census. The people taken largely can’t vote, but would still be counted in how much representation each district gets.
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I don’t think it’s coincidence that the detention centers are in red areas, filled with people taken from blue areas, as they call for redoing the census. The people taken largely can’t vote, but would still be counted in how much representation each district gets.
I never want Juju to be scared of course, but I kinda miss how cuddly she was this morning when she was scared of the thunder. And I say this with her nestled into her blanket on my lap. I don’t know how it’s possible for this dog to be any more cuddly, but apparently it is.
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I never want Juju to be scared of course, but I kinda miss how cuddly she was this morning when she was scared of the thunder. And I say this with her nestled into her blanket on my lap. I don’t know how it’s possible for this dog to be any more cuddly, but apparently it is.
Peach noodle kugel in the oven 🤤
February 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Peach noodle kugel in the oven 🤤
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some money on something she did not approve of after she had chipped in for this person to pay a medical bill.
Now she is on about "poor Dawson ... so good of his friends to help him do that down payment so the family has something now!" She is sharing their GoFundMe ...
... it's because
Now she is on about "poor Dawson ... so good of his friends to help him do that down payment so the family has something now!" She is sharing their GoFundMe ...
... it's because
February 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
some money on something she did not approve of after she had chipped in for this person to pay a medical bill.
Now she is on about "poor Dawson ... so good of his friends to help him do that down payment so the family has something now!" She is sharing their GoFundMe ...
... it's because
Now she is on about "poor Dawson ... so good of his friends to help him do that down payment so the family has something now!" She is sharing their GoFundMe ...
... it's because
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I do not care at all that Dawson put down the down payment on that multi-million dollar ranch one month before he died. I'm not even critiquing that GoFundMe.
BUT I know what you would say if a disabled person raising for food or rent or medicine bought a movie ticket or god forbid decent shoes...
BUT I know what you would say if a disabled person raising for food or rent or medicine bought a movie ticket or god forbid decent shoes...
February 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I do not care at all that Dawson put down the down payment on that multi-million dollar ranch one month before he died. I'm not even critiquing that GoFundMe.
BUT I know what you would say if a disabled person raising for food or rent or medicine bought a movie ticket or god forbid decent shoes...
BUT I know what you would say if a disabled person raising for food or rent or medicine bought a movie ticket or god forbid decent shoes...
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Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers
February 17, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers
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Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.
February 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Good grief. Everyone knows they were just friends.
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Folks, your responses that the the Olympics should allow men to compete in synchronized swimming isn’t nearly as clever as you think for many reasons, but especially because men *can* compete in that sport.
February 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Folks, your responses that the the Olympics should allow men to compete in synchronized swimming isn’t nearly as clever as you think for many reasons, but especially because men *can* compete in that sport.
Jujube would like everyone to know that it is currently raining. This is Very Important, and everyone needs to know. But don’t worry, she’s keeping her eyes on it.
February 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Jujube would like everyone to know that it is currently raining. This is Very Important, and everyone needs to know. But don’t worry, she’s keeping her eyes on it.
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So sick of stupid f*cking people who refuse to grasp the fact that the Constitution doesn't apply exclusively to American citizens, but to every person within the U.S. And they bask in the arrogance of ignorance. Is it any wonder that it's hard not to hate them.
February 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
So sick of stupid f*cking people who refuse to grasp the fact that the Constitution doesn't apply exclusively to American citizens, but to every person within the U.S. And they bask in the arrogance of ignorance. Is it any wonder that it's hard not to hate them.
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This message is for any parent. Get your kid a therapist. Don’t ask why. Just do it. Ideally starting 5th grade. Even if they are the happiest kid on the planet. Even if they tell you everything. They don’t. Please get them a therapist. Their lives are SO MUCH MORE FUCKED than we had it growing up.
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This message is for any parent. Get your kid a therapist. Don’t ask why. Just do it. Ideally starting 5th grade. Even if they are the happiest kid on the planet. Even if they tell you everything. They don’t. Please get them a therapist. Their lives are SO MUCH MORE FUCKED than we had it growing up.
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First chick of the kākāpō breeding season has successfully hatched!!!! Look at this grumpy little puff of feathers!! www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-r...
First kākāpō chick in four years hatches on Valentine's Day
The first kākāpō chick of the breeding season has hatched on Pukenui Anchor Island.
www.doc.govt.nz
February 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
First chick of the kākāpō breeding season has successfully hatched!!!! Look at this grumpy little puff of feathers!! www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-r...
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Nothing says “I don’t want to draw extra attention to this candidate nor make him look really cool” quite like very publicly trying to block his television appearances
This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.
Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
February 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Nothing says “I don’t want to draw extra attention to this candidate nor make him look really cool” quite like very publicly trying to block his television appearances
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It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run “I saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself
February 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run “I saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself
Apparently Jujube is tired out from being in her baby carrier, as though I wasn’t the one holding her the whole time. 🙄
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Apparently Jujube is tired out from being in her baby carrier, as though I wasn’t the one holding her the whole time. 🙄
Didn’t “get” to cook this morning, cause it turns out I can’t prepare food for other people with a dog on my chest, but I still got to eat the food. I consider that a win. There should be thunder before cooking groups more often.
February 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Didn’t “get” to cook this morning, cause it turns out I can’t prepare food for other people with a dog on my chest, but I still got to eat the food. I consider that a win. There should be thunder before cooking groups more often.
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If there was a candidate named Bloom, they could make their slogan "vote Bloom no matter whom"
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If there was a candidate named Bloom, they could make their slogan "vote Bloom no matter whom"
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I can’t help thinking there’s so much money changing hands wrt ICE detention that there aren’t even enough investigative reporters to track
www.michiganpublic.org/criminal-jus...
www.michiganpublic.org/criminal-jus...
Michigan ICE detention center owner reports $254 million profit, record new business in 2025
The company that owns Michigan’s North Lake Processing Center, the largest immigration detention facility in the Midwest, reported $254 million in profit last year, up nearly 700 percent from $32 mill...
www.michiganpublic.org
February 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I can’t help thinking there’s so much money changing hands wrt ICE detention that there aren’t even enough investigative reporters to track
www.michiganpublic.org/criminal-jus...
www.michiganpublic.org/criminal-jus...
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So when someone in Mexico says, "No, it's not spicy," they aren't lying.
They are just speaking their truth. They are comparing that dish to the lava flow they drank for breakfast. To them, it's genuinely mild.
Also if anyone has any leads on non-vinegar-based Brazilian hot sauces hmu (8/8).
They are just speaking their truth. They are comparing that dish to the lava flow they drank for breakfast. To them, it's genuinely mild.
Also if anyone has any leads on non-vinegar-based Brazilian hot sauces hmu (8/8).
February 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
So when someone in Mexico says, "No, it's not spicy," they aren't lying.
They are just speaking their truth. They are comparing that dish to the lava flow they drank for breakfast. To them, it's genuinely mild.
Also if anyone has any leads on non-vinegar-based Brazilian hot sauces hmu (8/8).
They are just speaking their truth. They are comparing that dish to the lava flow they drank for breakfast. To them, it's genuinely mild.
Also if anyone has any leads on non-vinegar-based Brazilian hot sauces hmu (8/8).
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/