Matt Golden 🏳️🌈
@emgolden.bsky.social
Editor, writer, creative roustabout. Lover of horror. He/him. 🏳️🌈 Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. SW-7327-6931-1118 https://linktr.ee/emgolden
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Matt Golden 🏳️🌈
@emgolden.bsky.social
· Dec 12
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Name: Matt
Pronouns: He/him
Location: AL
Interests: Horror (particularly ghost stories, specifically “pleasing terrors”), writing, movies, TV, video games, reading, video editing, The X-Files, Doctor Who, Lorcana
Name: Matt
Pronouns: He/him
Location: AL
Interests: Horror (particularly ghost stories, specifically “pleasing terrors”), writing, movies, TV, video games, reading, video editing, The X-Files, Doctor Who, Lorcana
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Ah. Must have been done with one of those newfangled surreptitious MRIs.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ah. Must have been done with one of those newfangled surreptitious MRIs.
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If Bill Clinton's implicated, I'll simply have to burn my Bill Clinton shrine with all my Bill Clinton baseball caps and my Bill Clinton Bibles and my Bill Clinton t-shirts and my Bill Clinton playing cards and my Bill Clinton gold-plated coins and my Bill Clinton flags and my Bill Clinton shoes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If Bill Clinton's implicated, I'll simply have to burn my Bill Clinton shrine with all my Bill Clinton baseball caps and my Bill Clinton Bibles and my Bill Clinton t-shirts and my Bill Clinton playing cards and my Bill Clinton gold-plated coins and my Bill Clinton flags and my Bill Clinton shoes.
The only thing that can stop a good boy with a gun is a…wait
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The only thing that can stop a good boy with a gun is a…wait
Only very, *very* rarely. Mostly I do not.
Sound off in the comments - Do you think you are cute?
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Only very, *very* rarely. Mostly I do not.
It’s *just now* PARTIALLY MUSCLED SKELETON STANDS BY THE PERIMETER FENCE AND SCREAMS FOR THIRTY SECONDS BEFORE VANISHING DAY and people already have their Christmas trees up, smdh
Happy “A PARTIALLY MUSCLED SKELETON STANDS BY THE PERIMETER FENCE AND SCREAMS FOR THIRTY SECONDS BEFORE VANISHING....” Day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It’s *just now* PARTIALLY MUSCLED SKELETON STANDS BY THE PERIMETER FENCE AND SCREAMS FOR THIRTY SECONDS BEFORE VANISHING DAY and people already have their Christmas trees up, smdh
Those illegal immigrants you love to talk about who are getting all those food stamps and free healthcare despite not having any kind of documentation are also somehow qualifying for mortgages and monopolizing the housing market?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Those illegal immigrants you love to talk about who are getting all those food stamps and free healthcare despite not having any kind of documentation are also somehow qualifying for mortgages and monopolizing the housing market?
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James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
On a mission from God, that one.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
On a mission from God, that one.
The most succinct MAGA response I’ve seen has been “So what? He’s still MY President!”
You could have video evidence and they’d claim it was AI. Trump himself could admit it and his cult wouldn’t blink before saying “good for him.”
Nothing will get through to these people.
You could have video evidence and they’d claim it was AI. Trump himself could admit it and his cult wouldn’t blink before saying “good for him.”
Nothing will get through to these people.
Today, Democrats have uncovered more damning Epstein + Maxwell correspondence on Trump.
“The dog that hasn’t barked is Trump. [Victim] spent hours at my house with him...” — Epstein to Ghislaine
Trump was clearly implicated in Epstein's crimes.
Denying it is delusion.
“The dog that hasn’t barked is Trump. [Victim] spent hours at my house with him...” — Epstein to Ghislaine
Trump was clearly implicated in Epstein's crimes.
Denying it is delusion.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The most succinct MAGA response I’ve seen has been “So what? He’s still MY President!”
You could have video evidence and they’d claim it was AI. Trump himself could admit it and his cult wouldn’t blink before saying “good for him.”
Nothing will get through to these people.
You could have video evidence and they’d claim it was AI. Trump himself could admit it and his cult wouldn’t blink before saying “good for him.”
Nothing will get through to these people.
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” - Asimov
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” - Asimov
Imagine a joke, but like…a Ditto of a joke, with its perpetually bemused grin and nary a thought behind its eyes. That’s this.
JD Vance: "I don't know if you saw this media circulating on social media, but the president met the president of Syria, al-Sharaa, in the Oval Office a couple of days ago, and he asked him, 'How many wives do you have?' Heh heh heh heh heh! Haaaaaa! Amazing comedic timing."
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Imagine a joke, but like…a Ditto of a joke, with its perpetually bemused grin and nary a thought behind its eyes. That’s this.
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Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
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I will be surprised if one or more of the House Republicans who have signed on to the Epstein discharge petition aren't strong-armed by Trump into changing their votes after Grijalva is sworn in, thus leaving the signers short of 218
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I will be surprised if one or more of the House Republicans who have signed on to the Epstein discharge petition aren't strong-armed by Trump into changing their votes after Grijalva is sworn in, thus leaving the signers short of 218
Ok, 1) he did, and 2) wtf kind of jurisdiction is preventing the BBC from politely telling this rotting cantaloupe to fuck the hell off?
"If the BBC does settle, how would it sell to the licence-fee payer that we have made Donald Trump richer?"
"Fearless journalism is what terrifies politicians, and it must not be cowed"
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/if-t...
"Fearless journalism is what terrifies politicians, and it must not be cowed"
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/if-t...
'If the BBC backs down to Trump, it doesn’t deserve to survive’ | The News Agents
What’s the next move for the BBC, after Donald Trump’s threat to sue the broadcaster for a billion dollars – and why what it decides will influence much more than its own future.
www.thenewsagents.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Ok, 1) he did, and 2) wtf kind of jurisdiction is preventing the BBC from politely telling this rotting cantaloupe to fuck the hell off?
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At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
…what
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
…what
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I've never seen an article more undercut by the accompanying picture
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
www.independent.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I've never seen an article more undercut by the accompanying picture
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Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
Bernster, do you really think it’s Chuck or no one? Do you *truly* think Chuckie Schumer is the *one* person who can lead the Democrats of the Senate? Because I have news for you: he ain’t doing it now.
JAKE TAPPER: Do you still have confidence in Chuck Schumer as leader of the Senate?
BERNIE SANDERS: If Schumer steps down, who is going to take his place?
BERNIE SANDERS: If Schumer steps down, who is going to take his place?
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Bernster, do you really think it’s Chuck or no one? Do you *truly* think Chuckie Schumer is the *one* person who can lead the Democrats of the Senate? Because I have news for you: he ain’t doing it now.
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Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
I love that if Pennywise wanted to terrorize Elon Musk, he could appear as Joyce Carol Oates.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I love that if Pennywise wanted to terrorize Elon Musk, he could appear as Joyce Carol Oates.
…as I get older I realize I do not require 100% accuracy in all things.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
…as I get older I realize I do not require 100% accuracy in all things.
“Well, I see Joyce Carol Oates has been driving future trillionaire Elon Musk to the brink of madness over Twitter” is the type of sentence that would have killed you 15 years ago, but you’re made of sterner stuff now. Today, it’s hilarious.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“Well, I see Joyce Carol Oates has been driving future trillionaire Elon Musk to the brink of madness over Twitter” is the type of sentence that would have killed you 15 years ago, but you’re made of sterner stuff now. Today, it’s hilarious.
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