Matt Golden 🏳️🌈
@emgolden.bsky.social
Editor, writer, creative roustabout. Lover of horror. He/him. 🏳️🌈 Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. SW-7327-6931-1118 https://linktr.ee/emgolden
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Matt Golden 🏳️🌈
@emgolden.bsky.social
· Dec 12
Reintroduction thread:
Name: Matt
Pronouns: He/him
Location: AL
Interests: Horror (particularly ghost stories, specifically “pleasing terrors”), writing, movies, TV, video games, reading, video editing, The X-Files, Doctor Who, Lorcana
Name: Matt
Pronouns: He/him
Location: AL
Interests: Horror (particularly ghost stories, specifically “pleasing terrors”), writing, movies, TV, video games, reading, video editing, The X-Files, Doctor Who, Lorcana
“Yo dog, if you sought psychological aid from our AI and it vociferously argued in favor of you killing yourself and you were convinced by it, well, that’s really on you” is a hell of an argument.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
“Yo dog, if you sought psychological aid from our AI and it vociferously argued in favor of you killing yourself and you were convinced by it, well, that’s really on you” is a hell of an argument.
Gimme dat stat rundown, @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Gimme dat stat rundown, @profanity.accountant
Fun thread!
Over 40? Drop a selfie. (43)
Over 40? Drop a selfie. (43)
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Fun thread!
Over 40? Drop a selfie. (43)
Over 40? Drop a selfie. (43)
Congratulations! Looks like you’re expecting… *checks display* a Mondrian Cyberman.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Congratulations! Looks like you’re expecting… *checks display* a Mondrian Cyberman.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
Well, 43 is technically over 30.
Well, 43 is technically over 30.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
Well, 43 is technically over 30.
Well, 43 is technically over 30.
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try to do something nice for someone and for the next 30 years, you're known as "fart walker" among all your friends
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
try to do something nice for someone and for the next 30 years, you're known as "fart walker" among all your friends
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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it is going to be a big weekend for Republicans being too busy to read Trump's posts
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
it is going to be a big weekend for Republicans being too busy to read Trump's posts
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
If you see this, QTP with an anime you’d give a perfect 10/10
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you see this, QTP with an anime you’d give a perfect 10/10
I feel as though he’s missing that the most important part of the phrase “naturalized US citizen” is not “naturalized”, but rather “US citizen”.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I feel as though he’s missing that the most important part of the phrase “naturalized US citizen” is not “naturalized”, but rather “US citizen”.
- from the Autopen of Slithery Stephen Miller
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
- from the Autopen of Slithery Stephen Miller
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The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
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Similarly, we learned in 2016 that the oft-repeated childhood teaching of “In the USA, anyone can grow up to be president!” was the threat of America, not its promise.
“You can be anything” sounds like an encouraging thing to say to a child, but there are lots of terrifying and bad things one could become 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Similarly, we learned in 2016 that the oft-repeated childhood teaching of “In the USA, anyone can grow up to be president!” was the threat of America, not its promise.
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I just find this really sad. Imagine being so certain that you need slop machines to do your work, that you convince yourself that EVERYBODY must need them.
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
r/pcgaming
www.reddit.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I just find this really sad. Imagine being so certain that you need slop machines to do your work, that you convince yourself that EVERYBODY must need them.
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Austin Powers ass undersecretary
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Austin Powers ass undersecretary
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
No, it’s really not. You can’t bestow consciousness onto something because you wish it to be a real boy. I’m sorry you have a crush on Evil Clippy.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
No, it’s really not. You can’t bestow consciousness onto something because you wish it to be a real boy. I’m sorry you have a crush on Evil Clippy.
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Go on then. Because you asked no nicely…
Happy doctor who day again!
Happy doctor who day again!
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Go on then. Because you asked no nicely…
Happy doctor who day again!
Happy doctor who day again!
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It's not Doctor Who day any more so I should think of something else to say here I suppose…
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's not Doctor Who day any more so I should think of something else to say here I suppose…
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I think this might be my new favourite Doctor who tarot card…
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I think this might be my new favourite Doctor who tarot card…
Ah, never change, Bluesky.
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Ah, never change, Bluesky.