Matt Golden 🏳️🌈
@emgolden.bsky.social
Editor, writer, creative roustabout. Lover of horror. He/him. 🏳️🌈 Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. SW-7327-6931-1118 https://linktr.ee/emgolden
Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
<Ron Howard voice> Everyone else knew it would end that way.
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
<Ron Howard voice> Everyone else knew it would end that way.
The Data Sperm does not lie.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Data Sperm does not lie.
They’re turnin’ the frickin’ frogs gay and the frickin’ raccoons communist! Next they’ll come for the pangolins and make them Satanists!
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They’re turnin’ the frickin’ frogs gay and the frickin’ raccoons communist! Next they’ll come for the pangolins and make them Satanists!
🎶 Feverrrrrr dawwwgggg 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🎶 Feverrrrrr dawwwgggg 🎶
By Jove, I may’ve cracked the case.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
By Jove, I may’ve cracked the case.
maybe on a scale from 1 - 100
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
maybe on a scale from 1 - 100
Be the dangerously diverse content you want to see in the world.
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Be the dangerously diverse content you want to see in the world.
God, I’m so sorry. I had to do the same for my little guy of 17 years back in July. He was my soulmate and I’m still grieving. But as heartbreaking as it was, I’m grateful that death was a gift I could give him so he could stop hurting and rest, rather than it being something that tore us apart.
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
God, I’m so sorry. I had to do the same for my little guy of 17 years back in July. He was my soulmate and I’m still grieving. But as heartbreaking as it was, I’m grateful that death was a gift I could give him so he could stop hurting and rest, rather than it being something that tore us apart.
And given the context, there’s something so perfectly morally bankrupt about The Algorithm suggesting these articles as your next reads.
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
And given the context, there’s something so perfectly morally bankrupt about The Algorithm suggesting these articles as your next reads.
Close enough!
Now, how long can he stay un-milkshake-ducked?
Now, how long can he stay un-milkshake-ducked?
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Close enough!
Now, how long can he stay un-milkshake-ducked?
Now, how long can he stay un-milkshake-ducked?
We gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
October 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
We gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
Ah, good ol’ block lists.
October 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ah, good ol’ block lists.
Just image RFK Jr’s words coming from Col. Ripper and suddenly everything makes perfect sense.
October 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just image RFK Jr’s words coming from Col. Ripper and suddenly everything makes perfect sense.
It happened *twice*.
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theycantkeepgettingawaywiththis dot gif
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It happened *twice*.
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theycantkeepgettingawaywiththis dot gif
Here’s a more accurate picture, then.
October 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Here’s a more accurate picture, then.
Always has been, why stop now?
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Always has been, why stop now?
Is she also being targeted by a Predator?
October 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Is she also being targeted by a Predator?
Transitioning into spooky season with my favorite thing: creepy obscure UK television. Next up is Dead of Night’s “The Exorcism” and Tarry-Dan, Tarry-Dan, Scarey Old Spooky Man.
October 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Transitioning into spooky season with my favorite thing: creepy obscure UK television. Next up is Dead of Night’s “The Exorcism” and Tarry-Dan, Tarry-Dan, Scarey Old Spooky Man.
Quote something random, or you’ll have an awful October!
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Quote something random, or you’ll have an awful October!
Quelle surprise.
October 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Quelle surprise.
Oooh, Apollo’s dodgeball hit fast.
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oooh, Apollo’s dodgeball hit fast.
Also, the final fight with Galactus was very “Gah! Why am I constantly bedeviled by this faggotry?” It’s what conservatives act like shopping at Walmart during Pride Month is like.
September 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Also, the final fight with Galactus was very “Gah! Why am I constantly bedeviled by this faggotry?” It’s what conservatives act like shopping at Walmart during Pride Month is like.