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I just heard the US Mint has stopped minting pennies. This change makes no cents.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
In times of political strife, I make bread.
I used a beet. Piper isn't sure.
I used a beet. Piper isn't sure.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In times of political strife, I make bread.
I used a beet. Piper isn't sure.
I used a beet. Piper isn't sure.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:
1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist
2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else
nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist
2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else
nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:
1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist
2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else
nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist
2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else
nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
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open.substack.com/pub/ezralevi...
ICYMI excellent information for us to share & time to vote for new caucus leaders…
ICYMI excellent information for us to share & time to vote for new caucus leaders…
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
open.substack.com/pub/ezralevi...
ICYMI excellent information for us to share & time to vote for new caucus leaders…
ICYMI excellent information for us to share & time to vote for new caucus leaders…
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The art of folding a winning hand
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The art of folding a winning hand
what are we cooking, chat?
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
what are we cooking, chat?
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He knows what women want (Fishmen, monsters, etc)
I think that Del Toro may be one of the finest femgaze directors in Hollywood
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
He knows what women want (Fishmen, monsters, etc)
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
Today's CSA Contents:
*Baby Green Bok Choy
*Broccoli
*Green Acorn Squash
*Green Chard
*Orange Carrots
*Purple Sweet Potatoes
*Rutabaga
*Sweet Onions
*Baby Green Bok Choy
*Broccoli
*Green Acorn Squash
*Green Chard
*Orange Carrots
*Purple Sweet Potatoes
*Rutabaga
*Sweet Onions
a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
ALT: a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today's CSA Contents:
*Baby Green Bok Choy
*Broccoli
*Green Acorn Squash
*Green Chard
*Orange Carrots
*Purple Sweet Potatoes
*Rutabaga
*Sweet Onions
*Baby Green Bok Choy
*Broccoli
*Green Acorn Squash
*Green Chard
*Orange Carrots
*Purple Sweet Potatoes
*Rutabaga
*Sweet Onions
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Of all the cults I could be a part of, the @streamer.bot is one of the better ones. So thankful to @elliface.com for getting me to start using it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Of all the cults I could be a part of, the @streamer.bot is one of the better ones. So thankful to @elliface.com for getting me to start using it.
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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I sent this to every Democratic Party leader and staffer that I have in my phone this morning:
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I sent this to every Democratic Party leader and staffer that I have in my phone this morning:
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We are destroying the planet because some obscenely rich ppl want to be richer, and to distract us, they want us turning on each other. National media around the globe are happy to play along, and I find this profoundly depressing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We are destroying the planet because some obscenely rich ppl want to be richer, and to distract us, they want us turning on each other. National media around the globe are happy to play along, and I find this profoundly depressing.
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Black American soldiers literally dug these WWII graves. Traumatic. To acknowledge that fact at a cemetery they helped construct is something the Heritage Foundation cannot accept. As Veterans Day approaches, never forget that this country both compels and disrespects Black military service. Always.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Black American soldiers literally dug these WWII graves. Traumatic. To acknowledge that fact at a cemetery they helped construct is something the Heritage Foundation cannot accept. As Veterans Day approaches, never forget that this country both compels and disrespects Black military service. Always.
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"New York is going to turn into a communist hellhole where poor people are barely exploitable anymore. So count me out. I’m packing up the offices of my toxic masculinity troll site and taking my miscreant talents somewhere they’ll be appreciated, like Florida or Texas."
If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere
“New York millionaires are plotting their exit from the city after the election of Zohran Mamdani, the socialist who plans to increase the taxes of...
buff.ly
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"New York is going to turn into a communist hellhole where poor people are barely exploitable anymore. So count me out. I’m packing up the offices of my toxic masculinity troll site and taking my miscreant talents somewhere they’ll be appreciated, like Florida or Texas."
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time