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I don’t care how game breaking it is, every video game should let me co-op play with a buddy
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Trump spent hours and hours alone with a female child inside a sex trafficker's home who trafficked little girls for sex. Let it bake in your mind. It's a fact that was emailed by the sex trafficker "Epstein" 5 years before Trump became President the first time. 5 years, so this isn't politics folks
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob is not illegal. However, Putin owning photos of these acts and using them as Kompromat and blackmail as implied in the Epstein emails is a national security catastrophe. As well as both being part of the Epstein rape trafficking network.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Priorities.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I just heard the US Mint has stopped minting pennies. This change makes no cents.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Beets by bread™️
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In times of political strife, I make bread.

I used a beet. Piper isn't sure.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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💯 This 👇👇👇
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:

1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist

2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else

nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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open.substack.com/pub/ezralevi...

ICYMI excellent information for us to share & time to vote for new caucus leaders…
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The art of folding a winning hand
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
what are we cooking, chat?
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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He knows what women want (Fishmen, monsters, etc)
I think that Del Toro may be one of the finest femgaze directors in Hollywood
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.

If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Today's CSA Contents:

*Baby Green Bok Choy
*Broccoli
*Green Acorn Squash
*Green Chard
*Orange Carrots
*Purple Sweet Potatoes
*Rutabaga
*Sweet Onions
a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
ALT: a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
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November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Of all the cults I could be a part of, the @streamer.bot is one of the better ones. So thankful to @elliface.com for getting me to start using it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I sent this to every Democratic Party leader and staffer that I have in my phone this morning:
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM