Anita Distraction
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yes, correct, i am crow who flew off with phoebe’s iPhone. no i will not give back because social media is unhealthy and i’m just looking out for you, phoebe
hey phoebe. what’s your DoorDash password
hey phoebe. what’s your DoorDash password
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the dc takeover is a distraction from the putin summit is a distraction from epstein is a distraction from the jobs numbers is a distraction from ICE is a distraction from the economy is a distraction from the dc takeover is a distrac
All at once, Hakeem Jeffries’ body, heavy from hours of meditation, suddenly felt light. Warmth radiated from within. He opened his eyes.
“All is a distraction,” he said quietly. “The only kitchen table issue is the cessation of desire itself.”
With that, Leader Jeffries broke free from saṃsāra.
“All is a distraction,” he said quietly. “The only kitchen table issue is the cessation of desire itself.”
With that, Leader Jeffries broke free from saṃsāra.
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The plan? We get Trump to send in federal troops to Portland, but a high ranking official gets stuck behind a freight train for so long in SE that they convince the Department of Transportation to give us a grant for a comprehensive east side bypass of the Union Pacific rail line
September 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The plan? We get Trump to send in federal troops to Portland, but a high ranking official gets stuck behind a freight train for so long in SE that they convince the Department of Transportation to give us a grant for a comprehensive east side bypass of the Union Pacific rail line
And don’t forget, ways to meet the fellas in the first place (unions)
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
And don’t forget, ways to meet the fellas in the first place (unions)
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
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if you see a girl with pink hair WATCH OUT. that means her Energy Attack is charged & ready
September 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
if you see a girl with pink hair WATCH OUT. that means her Energy Attack is charged & ready
Sorry, I was getting overly excited and didn’t explain myself fully. I was just taking off my pants because my tattoo of the Talgo Series 8 in Amtrak Cascades livery is on my butt
You thought you were coming over for sex? Put your clothes back on. We're ordering pizza and discussing how to actually extend the Vermonter into Montreal since Amtrak can't seem to get it done.
September 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sorry, I was getting overly excited and didn’t explain myself fully. I was just taking off my pants because my tattoo of the Talgo Series 8 in Amtrak Cascades livery is on my butt
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You thought you were coming over for sex? Put your clothes back on. We're ordering pizza and discussing how to actually extend the Vermonter into Montreal since Amtrak can't seem to get it done.
September 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You thought you were coming over for sex? Put your clothes back on. We're ordering pizza and discussing how to actually extend the Vermonter into Montreal since Amtrak can't seem to get it done.
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Madoka: Walpurgisnacht Rising opening sequence leaked
July 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Madoka: Walpurgisnacht Rising opening sequence leaked
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I am begging men to do this.
Begging.
Begging.
September 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am begging men to do this.
Begging.
Begging.
Non-binary people are from every other body in the solar system, including minor asteroids, Oort Cloud objects, and the sun. But mostly Iapetus
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, you'd think non-binary people would be from Earth, but weirdly we're from Iapetus, the third-largest moon of Saturn
September 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Non-binary people are from every other body in the solar system, including minor asteroids, Oort Cloud objects, and the sun. But mostly Iapetus
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Cool as hell pets not allowed.
September 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Cool as hell pets not allowed.
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I can't do millennial complaints, but my most GenX complaint is that cynicism should not be an excuse to roll over or tell others to quit.
It's the armor you need to continue to fight when you know you won't be the one to benefit from it.
Yeah, we're fucked.
Now get your hands dirty.
It's the armor you need to continue to fight when you know you won't be the one to benefit from it.
Yeah, we're fucked.
Now get your hands dirty.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I can't do millennial complaints, but my most GenX complaint is that cynicism should not be an excuse to roll over or tell others to quit.
It's the armor you need to continue to fight when you know you won't be the one to benefit from it.
Yeah, we're fucked.
Now get your hands dirty.
It's the armor you need to continue to fight when you know you won't be the one to benefit from it.
Yeah, we're fucked.
Now get your hands dirty.
Truman, by David McCullough
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Truman, by David McCullough
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For those in Portland, OR:
September 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
For those in Portland, OR:
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and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
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Slavoj Žižek voice: the problem with slow burn is that it makes the fatal assumption of stability, that civilization will survive until the protagonists *nnnrrrrrrkkkkk* finally kiss one another.
September 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Slavoj Žižek voice: the problem with slow burn is that it makes the fatal assumption of stability, that civilization will survive until the protagonists *nnnrrrrrrkkkkk* finally kiss one another.
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
“What kind of bread would you like today?”
“Como”
“¿Qué tipo de pan le gustaría hoy?”
“Como”
“¿Qué tipo de pan le gustaría hoy?”
September 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“What kind of bread would you like today?”
“Como”
“¿Qué tipo de pan le gustaría hoy?”
“Como”
“¿Qué tipo de pan le gustaría hoy?”