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Anita Distraction
@elevateddudgeon.bsky.social
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yes, correct, i am crow who flew off with phoebe’s iPhone. no i will not give back because social media is unhealthy and i’m just looking out for you, phoebe

hey phoebe. what’s your DoorDash password
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elevateddudgeon.bsky.social
My collection grows every day
Ripped cardboard ~poster that reads MORAL PHILOSOPHER SEEKING A GOOD TIME. @10011101 Poster that reads: HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED THIS MAN IN YOUR DREAMS? Name: Unknown Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown Age: Unknown Most recent conscious sighting reported on the corner of 57th Ave & Furguson. 2:43AM, Oct 18, 1987 THIS IS AN ONGOING MANHUNT. CONTACT DREAMCRIMINAL.ORG WITH ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THIS FUDGATIVE. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? RESPONDS TO THE NAME "GARY" HE'S A GOOD BOY. WE NEED HIM FOR OUR GIG AT MISSISSIPPI STUDIOS ON THUSDAY JULY 18 HE IS OUR DRUMMER. WE ARE TY WALKER & THE HUMANOIDS AND WE ARE SAD WITHOUT GARY". Near the cemetery, on faded paper: ПАЛЕВО ПОЙДЕШЬ СМеРшью умРеШь. Пойдешь прямо-СдоХНеШЬ. Направо пойдешь УмеРстЬ не умрошь, НО И ЖИНь не БудШе
September 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
elevateddudgeon.bsky.social
Will this work?
A bike rack with a Magica Riot sticker across it
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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“What kind of bread would you like today?”
“Como”
“¿Qué tipo de pan le gustaría hoy?”
A loaf of bread at Grand Central bakery labeled COMO
September 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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@caffeccino.bsky.social this might be one of the stranger bsky bugs I’ve seen. Any idea how you pulled this off?
August 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Just finished @magicariot.com! Delightful read with fun and vivid characters, engaging worldbuilding, and tons of killer action sequences. Soul-nourishingly gay, too. Incidentally, it was also the perfect followup to my previous read, “Magica Riot” by Kara Buchanan.
Magica Riot by Kara Buchanan. Matches my nails. Kittens love the flavor!
August 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
elevateddudgeon.bsky.social
I think I’m doing it wrong
Gru’s plan meme. Step 1: Write a college coming of age story Step 2: make it comedic, lighthearted, and super queer Step 3: Consult the Chicago Manual of Style on a regular basis Step 4 is the Chicago Manual of Style (16th Ed.) written in its own style, 12 point Times New Roman. Seriously, is there a good reason to use Chicago style instead of APA? I submit that there is not. I should know, because I probably use Zotero more than any other comedy/smut author I know.
July 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Hadn’t seen a cluster this big or tight before. It scattered dramatically when another star finally drifted a little too close. Can clusters like this eventually merge?
A cluster of about 10 stars sails along in a tight group in Stardrift
July 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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July 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Sarcastically surprised Kirk meme
July 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Hydrangeas say trans rights
July 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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afternoon plans @magicariot.com
July 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Describing cigarette cravings to someone who’s never had to quit and I had an epiphany
Text chat. Sender says “Please don’t give your body a reason to. I know you won’t, but… ugh it’s like having an overpowering urge to lick the inside of a dumpster, knowing it’s objectively disgusting but finding yourself thinking fondly about the fermented funkiness and the crispness of the bits of coffee grounds and eggshells that you sometimes get.” Then continues, “Oh god. Is that what being a straight woman feels like” Recipient says, “That's ... A lurid description. Please never repeat it.”
June 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM