Julien
@eiggen.bsky.social
I'd rather be a pig than a fascist
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And somehow the total entropy of the universe is still going up
What's funny is you can tell exactly why it output this string.
When it stole literally all of Stack Overflow, it stole tons and tons of people's explanations of how to make a program that produces random character strings.
One of the easiest ways to do so, contains *this* ASCII string.
When it stole literally all of Stack Overflow, it stole tons and tons of people's explanations of how to make a program that produces random character strings.
One of the easiest ways to do so, contains *this* ASCII string.
Lmao this rules so hard
December 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
And somehow the total entropy of the universe is still going up
When we bought a car last year, we ended up in a tossup between the Grand Highlander and the Sienna. Dealer told me "the GH is the car for people who should get a Sienna but are too chicken about owning a minivan"
we rented a chrysler pacifica for our trip down to see my folks after christmas and i now totally get why people like minivans. this thing rules.
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When we bought a car last year, we ended up in a tossup between the Grand Highlander and the Sienna. Dealer told me "the GH is the car for people who should get a Sienna but are too chicken about owning a minivan"
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
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We pulled this one out of the paywall for today, because, well
From October 2025: “I might invoke Edward R. Murrow, but they remember him. They don’t have any goodwill toward you. They don’t know who you are at all. And they are not going to defend you when you screw up.”
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social:
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social:
Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed
Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?
www.theverge.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We pulled this one out of the paywall for today, because, well
A propos of nothing, turkeys were just hanging out yesterday on Sacramento Avenue in Berkeley
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A propos of nothing, turkeys were just hanging out yesterday on Sacramento Avenue in Berkeley
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The year is 2192. The voters of San Francisco are voting on the Great Highway opening up to cars again. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The year is 2192. The voters of San Francisco are voting on the Great Highway opening up to cars again. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
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Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
The three year old has been obsessing over Wall-E in recent weeks.
And I'm certain if you asked any of the AI billionaire visionaries, they would look at the lifestyle on the spaceship and find it objectively perfect.
Abundance! 72 degrees! Better life through the metaverse!
And I'm certain if you asked any of the AI billionaire visionaries, they would look at the lifestyle on the spaceship and find it objectively perfect.
Abundance! 72 degrees! Better life through the metaverse!
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The three year old has been obsessing over Wall-E in recent weeks.
And I'm certain if you asked any of the AI billionaire visionaries, they would look at the lifestyle on the spaceship and find it objectively perfect.
Abundance! 72 degrees! Better life through the metaverse!
And I'm certain if you asked any of the AI billionaire visionaries, they would look at the lifestyle on the spaceship and find it objectively perfect.
Abundance! 72 degrees! Better life through the metaverse!
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Very cool!
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Very cool!
ITMFA
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ITMFA
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Let me preface this by saying loud and clear that the 2nd amendment is bat shit to have in 2025
But of all the groups who shouldn't feel entitled to form a militia with the intention of keeping the government in check, undocumented immigrants rank pretty high on the list
But of all the groups who shouldn't feel entitled to form a militia with the intention of keeping the government in check, undocumented immigrants rank pretty high on the list
This is a startling read of history & precedent. He has a lot to distinguish. But for him, Supreme Court precedent isn't very relevant when its not tied to originalist reasoning? & the Alien & Sedition Acts are *positive* evidence for how to interpret the 1st Am? Bring back seditious libel, anyone?
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Let me preface this by saying loud and clear that the 2nd amendment is bat shit to have in 2025
But of all the groups who shouldn't feel entitled to form a militia with the intention of keeping the government in check, undocumented immigrants rank pretty high on the list
But of all the groups who shouldn't feel entitled to form a militia with the intention of keeping the government in check, undocumented immigrants rank pretty high on the list
Having a kid will make you feel the wealthiest on earth for a few years
I want to be "no longer sets an alarm" rich
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Having a kid will make you feel the wealthiest on earth for a few years
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went to bed with a mass shooting, waking up with a different mass shooting
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
went to bed with a mass shooting, waking up with a different mass shooting
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The problem, as always, is the guns.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The problem, as always, is the guns.
I don't care that some young people are racists, but the article photo is insulting to immigrants and misleading to uninformed readers
Applying for an H1 requires extensive documentation, thousands of dollars in legal representation and an interview at a US embassy
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/s...
Applying for an H1 requires extensive documentation, thousands of dollars in legal representation and an interview at a US embassy
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/s...
The Young People Fixated on Who Gets to Work in America
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I don't care that some young people are racists, but the article photo is insulting to immigrants and misleading to uninformed readers
Applying for an H1 requires extensive documentation, thousands of dollars in legal representation and an interview at a US embassy
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/s...
Applying for an H1 requires extensive documentation, thousands of dollars in legal representation and an interview at a US embassy
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/s...
Curmudgeon hot take: your email should be a link to a web page
Gmail and Google Workspace emails cut off emails arbitrarily after they reach the 102kb limit. Then they make reading the full email a bad user experience. There is no way to turn this off - not even for paying Google Workspace customers.
What email platforms do NOT do this?
What email platforms do NOT do this?
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Curmudgeon hot take: your email should be a link to a web page
Not too mention replacing blue collar workers with the ones exploiting them
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Not too mention replacing blue collar workers with the ones exploiting them
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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What if they constantly want culture war because policy war is complicated and hard and culture war is stupid and easy
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What if they constantly want culture war because policy war is complicated and hard and culture war is stupid and easy
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our country is run by actual Nazis.
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
our country is run by actual Nazis.
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
"I'm not against migrants, I just want them to do things the right way"
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"I'm not against migrants, I just want them to do things the right way"