Dysnomian
@dysnomian.bsky.social
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for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
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Not to self-diagnose but I am sleepy
May 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Not to self-diagnose but I am sleepy
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(studying the blade) ow that's the sharp side
April 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
(studying the blade) ow that's the sharp side
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DEVASTATING: every snack requires a follow-up snack
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
DEVASTATING: every snack requires a follow-up snack
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vampires can't use face id and i think that's sad
April 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
vampires can't use face id and i think that's sad
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
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Jar Jar Binks when he walks into the club:
April 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Jar Jar Binks when he walks into the club:
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Why am I never the designated diva?
February 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Why am I never the designated diva?
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As a business genius, I have fired everyone in Accounts Receivable and the attorneys who sue anyone who shirks contractually required payments to us. This will generate so much savings that we'll have a lot more money in the end. You can praise me now.
February 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
As a business genius, I have fired everyone in Accounts Receivable and the attorneys who sue anyone who shirks contractually required payments to us. This will generate so much savings that we'll have a lot more money in the end. You can praise me now.
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When the pizza delivery guy rings the doorbell, I always yell, “PIZZAS ARE HERE!” so he doesn’t think they’re both for me.
February 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
When the pizza delivery guy rings the doorbell, I always yell, “PIZZAS ARE HERE!” so he doesn’t think they’re both for me.
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>named Achilles
>dies because an arrow pierced his achilles heel
What kind of hack is writing this shit
>dies because an arrow pierced his achilles heel
What kind of hack is writing this shit
January 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
>named Achilles
>dies because an arrow pierced his achilles heel
What kind of hack is writing this shit
>dies because an arrow pierced his achilles heel
What kind of hack is writing this shit
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not a woman, just a big fan.
January 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
not a woman, just a big fan.
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I sure do spend a lot of time checking my phone for someone who never talks to anyone.
January 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I sure do spend a lot of time checking my phone for someone who never talks to anyone.
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New money saving tip: Eat your bulk.
Been doing this for years. Any cards that go beyond a playset total get run through a grater. Its saved me literally thousands of pounds on cheese, the bulk melts the same under beans and the foil adds a tangy flavour. Imo, more nutrients too
Been doing this for years. Any cards that go beyond a playset total get run through a grater. Its saved me literally thousands of pounds on cheese, the bulk melts the same under beans and the foil adds a tangy flavour. Imo, more nutrients too
January 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
New money saving tip: Eat your bulk.
Been doing this for years. Any cards that go beyond a playset total get run through a grater. Its saved me literally thousands of pounds on cheese, the bulk melts the same under beans and the foil adds a tangy flavour. Imo, more nutrients too
Been doing this for years. Any cards that go beyond a playset total get run through a grater. Its saved me literally thousands of pounds on cheese, the bulk melts the same under beans and the foil adds a tangy flavour. Imo, more nutrients too
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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Why is it always a Marching band.
Why not a Maying band or a Novembering band.
Why not a Maying band or a Novembering band.
December 21, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Why is it always a Marching band.
Why not a Maying band or a Novembering band.
Why not a Maying band or a Novembering band.
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They call it amc because when youre there you am c a movie
December 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
They call it amc because when youre there you am c a movie
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for the sake of competitive diversity, Unban Twin is banned in Magic Shitposting
December 16, 2024 at 4:42 PM
for the sake of competitive diversity, Unban Twin is banned in Magic Shitposting
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Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.
December 11, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.