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kylorena cunk 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉
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manic pixie dream churl

they/she

professional brewer / unprofessional drummer
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This is being required of trans teens in the UK in order to start puberty blockers. There is a limited time period in which PBs are even useful.

Are there ANY medical treatments that require this many pre-requisites? This is designed to exhaust patients so that they age out of the system.
The “Pathways” trial is, IMO on more than one level, a thoroughly unethical piece of “research” to be carrying out on children, especially children who are part of a marginalised minority.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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My "Trump Does Not Want to Execute Members of Congress" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt etc etc
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Elon started deleting all of them lol. This was my favorite
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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If you want larger homes in urban areas to be available and affordable to young families then you need to build a LOT of studio and one-bedroom apartments. Otherwise, groups of adult roommates will outbid them for the 2- and 3-bedroom units in walkable neighborhoods.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
K eep
P utting
C um
I n
O ur
F reaking
S hit
T ubes
G uy,
S heesh!

this works well as a mnemonic for biological taxonomy as well as a fun and flirty thing to say to a man
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
a horror movie about a bidet that gets stuck on, and then the person dies because they won't get up from the bidet
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
there is no greater gambling win than placing an order on instacart and then seeing youve been assigned a female shopper

what a high
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i hope to never work a job where, if I were to get laid off, a news story would run with my picture and a headline that says "wylie: FIRED"
BREAKING: The New Orleans Pelicans have fired head coach Willie Green, the team announced.

Associate head coach James Borrego has been named interim head coach.

🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
when the biological urge to create content is so great that you post a standup clip that sucks and no one laughed at
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
spending my morning off pursuing my true passion: watching stand-ups absolutely bomb on Instagram reels
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
love it when theres an IG reel that's just a like 700 word Tumblr post, then they chose to pair it with a 1.7 sec clip of someone playing the flute so you get to listen to it 165 times in a row while you're reading

now i only hear that flute. i forgot what i read but flute is my whole consciousness
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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👍
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Trump spent hours at his house with one of Epstein’s victims
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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"⁠⁠Pedocon theory does not involve secret networks of underground tunnels where adrenochrome is harvested for reptilian overlords. Pedocon theory is not hiding beneath twelve layers of misdirection. Pedocon theory is rooted in the basic politics of the reactionary right.
We Need to Talk About Pedocon Theory
The connection between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is no accident, but reveals a deep logic at the heart of reactionary politics.
www.liberalcurrents.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
clockwork orangeing a bunch of Dem consultants and forcing them to watch a bunch of New Hampshire truck drivers gendering me correctly until they stop thinking this is an impossible concept for the Real American ™️
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if theyre within a foot? they must do a secret handshake with the customer

within six inches, they should give a flirty peck on the cheek

if theyre inside the customer, they should make sure the customer finishes first
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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JUST IN: Trump administration directed poor people to "immediately vomit up" any food they have eaten in the past month
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 13d
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Gary is objectively the funniest name for a city.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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i closed out my column this week with this preemptive jab at basically every commentator currently looking for ways to say that last night didn’t count
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
it's fun reading all the zohran posts because the haters are completely indistinguishable from the fans
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i like to stay subscribed to indeed emails in case the absolute perfect job for me ever comes into my inbox
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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the default position in the media is that conservatives are real americans and anyone who disagrees is out of the mainstream
Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.

Check out how tiny the crowds were:

Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Tax Day Is Met With Tea Parties (Published 2009)
www.nytimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM