kylorena cunk 🏳️⚧️🍜🌭🍉
@dumbcump.bsky.social
manic pixie dream churl
they/she
professional brewer / unprofessional drummer
they/she
professional brewer / unprofessional drummer
i like to stay subscribed to indeed emails in case the absolute perfect job for me ever comes into my inbox
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i like to stay subscribed to indeed emails in case the absolute perfect job for me ever comes into my inbox
every single day people stop me in the street and say: "i love your pant"
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
every single day people stop me in the street and say: "i love your pant"
some sort of turf war is taking place
September 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
some sort of turf war is taking place
unfollowing choam nomsky on bluesky:
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
unfollowing choam nomsky on bluesky:
we salute the flag in this household 🫡
September 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
we salute the flag in this household 🫡
centrist news: who is this guy?
right wing news: lets talk guns, this thing is sick
right wing news: lets talk guns, this thing is sick
September 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
centrist news: who is this guy?
right wing news: lets talk guns, this thing is sick
right wing news: lets talk guns, this thing is sick
mostly just got these to see what numb tastes like
August 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
mostly just got these to see what numb tastes like
silly beaver, you're supposed to eat logs not lily pads
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
silly beaver, you're supposed to eat logs not lily pads
doing research
![Until 2011, anything containing less than 10% alcohol was classified as food in Russia, and sale of beer was therefore not regulated in the same way as stronger alcoholic drinks until then. [3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yny4wmxxk7ufha6w52ubo4i3/bafkreifyj5pvgmhz6xieqwd6ri4taol54hmhgnmosrmmbp62s5orac3hmy@jpeg)
August 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
doing research
this is a profoundly stupid headline because it presupposes that we are in a serious time, where governmental involvement is a high bar, reserved only for the most consequential of issues.
but we do not live in that time. the president is evil andy cohen, only interested in slop and sexy blondes
but we do not live in that time. the president is evil andy cohen, only interested in slop and sexy blondes
August 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
this is a profoundly stupid headline because it presupposes that we are in a serious time, where governmental involvement is a high bar, reserved only for the most consequential of issues.
but we do not live in that time. the president is evil andy cohen, only interested in slop and sexy blondes
but we do not live in that time. the president is evil andy cohen, only interested in slop and sexy blondes
if the lead guitarist looks like this you are about to die in the pit
July 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if the lead guitarist looks like this you are about to die in the pit
cant wait for the Times' upcoming correction: "israel is not commiting genocide because weve actually been informed that Palestinians arent people"
July 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
cant wait for the Times' upcoming correction: "israel is not commiting genocide because weve actually been informed that Palestinians arent people"
saw an ad for these mystery beverages. i have scrolled through the entire landing page of their website, and all it has quantitatively said about it is that it has 3mg of buzz, 6mg of chill, and at no point on the page does it clarify what either of those are
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
saw an ad for these mystery beverages. i have scrolled through the entire landing page of their website, and all it has quantitatively said about it is that it has 3mg of buzz, 6mg of chill, and at no point on the page does it clarify what either of those are
i dont think i could come up with a more radically centrist policy if i had a million years
July 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i dont think i could come up with a more radically centrist policy if i had a million years
but not the last, hopefully!!
July 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
but not the last, hopefully!!
deadheads cannot be stopped
July 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
deadheads cannot be stopped
oh we are SO back
- the recently hatched greenheads eating the shit out of me at the beach
- the recently hatched greenheads eating the shit out of me at the beach
July 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
oh we are SO back
- the recently hatched greenheads eating the shit out of me at the beach
- the recently hatched greenheads eating the shit out of me at the beach
this probably still stings 1100 years later
July 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
this probably still stings 1100 years later
sort of interesting to name your spaceships after a book about space pedophiles (though mysteriously, Wikipedia does not mention this presumably big theme of the book 🤔)
![In 2015, two SpaceX autonomous spaceport drone ships-
Just Read the Instructions and Of Course I Still Love You-were named after ships in the book, as a posthumous tribute to Banks by Elon Musk. [4]
Canadian singer Grimes released a song titled "Player of Games", likely a reference to both the book and her relationship with Elon Musk. [5]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yny4wmxxk7ufha6w52ubo4i3/bafkreiexeeuxt5q7kr54dgjnuy3dc4b422rcsrbe7auzcimw35ccei2sqy@jpeg)
July 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
sort of interesting to name your spaceships after a book about space pedophiles (though mysteriously, Wikipedia does not mention this presumably big theme of the book 🤔)
I'm happy to be at a point in transition where, when people misgender me, its mostly just confusing to me rather than upsetting. like miss, you can see my bra. i have tits. its actually crazy to call me sir today
July 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm happy to be at a point in transition where, when people misgender me, its mostly just confusing to me rather than upsetting. like miss, you can see my bra. i have tits. its actually crazy to call me sir today
in addition to so many things i hate about this, it needs to said that this is embarrassing. this is cringey. it is silly state-sponsored cosplay for these dudes to be dressed like they're about to go kill bin laden on some random street corner
June 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
in addition to so many things i hate about this, it needs to said that this is embarrassing. this is cringey. it is silly state-sponsored cosplay for these dudes to be dressed like they're about to go kill bin laden on some random street corner
i will never forgive AI for force feeding me Ripped Trump - and especially for having the gall to pretend it is "suggested" (based on my viewing or whatever?)
May 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i will never forgive AI for force feeding me Ripped Trump - and especially for having the gall to pretend it is "suggested" (based on my viewing or whatever?)
i feel like you can really see how deranged twitter has become when you can tweet the most insane take in history and not even get ratio'd
May 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i feel like you can really see how deranged twitter has become when you can tweet the most insane take in history and not even get ratio'd
there was a lot of good stuff but i liked how he ties it all together with the grace of a 5 paragraph essay, hastily scribbled together during his lunch period after he forgot it was due
May 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
there was a lot of good stuff but i liked how he ties it all together with the grace of a 5 paragraph essay, hastily scribbled together during his lunch period after he forgot it was due