Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert
@drfunkin.bsky.social
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this is really the vilest part. the way these people, caught trampling your rights, will hound you to the ends of the earth and beyond the grave. this womans crime was being married to someone the regime murdered. abrego garcia had the temerity to be mistakenly deported to a gulag. unforgivable sins
This is appalling: Top DOJ officials are actively pushing for a criminal investigation into the widow of Renee Good, leading prosecutors to quit en masse, NYT is reporting.
Who in the White House ordered DOJ to do this? That's the next thing to establish.
Who in the White House ordered DOJ to do this? That's the next thing to establish.
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
this is really the vilest part. the way these people, caught trampling your rights, will hound you to the ends of the earth and beyond the grave. this womans crime was being married to someone the regime murdered. abrego garcia had the temerity to be mistakenly deported to a gulag. unforgivable sins
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apros of nothing particularly important, gary larson is really cool and is learning digital art now
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
apros of nothing particularly important, gary larson is really cool and is learning digital art now
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
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if you’re unfamiliar with how Dilbert’s creator Scott Adams was a fascistic creep, listen to this episode of Behind The Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social & @choochoobear.bsky.social:
Part One: How The Dilbert Guy Lost His Mind | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if you’re unfamiliar with how Dilbert’s creator Scott Adams was a fascistic creep, listen to this episode of Behind The Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social & @choochoobear.bsky.social:
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
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Prison for all ICE scumbags. Misogynist, racist, fascist losers who’ve been told they’re above the law. They all need to be thrown in a fucking dungeon for life.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Prison for all ICE scumbags. Misogynist, racist, fascist losers who’ve been told they’re above the law. They all need to be thrown in a fucking dungeon for life.
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The craziest thing about using gen AI for any type of marketing rn is that beyond any & all ethical concerns, it's just social suicide. I would like to imagine that even if someone did not give a shit whatsoever about the ramifications of AI, they'd at least care about the optics. But nah lol
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The craziest thing about using gen AI for any type of marketing rn is that beyond any & all ethical concerns, it's just social suicide. I would like to imagine that even if someone did not give a shit whatsoever about the ramifications of AI, they'd at least care about the optics. But nah lol
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It was also race insubordination. White women putting themselves on the line to stand against white supremacy sacrifice some of the privilege that comes with loyalty to whiteness, and white men (as a class) don’t ever forget that white women are lower on the pyramid and will punish “treason”
Renee Good committed gender insubordination: she didn't cower & grovel to male authority. Many women are killed for the very same reason all over the world. We just call it by the euphemism "domestic violence" instead of what it is: a campaign of political terrorism in which any man can participate.
When Renee Good said "I'm not mad at you" what the ICE goon heard was "I'm not scared of you."
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
It was also race insubordination. White women putting themselves on the line to stand against white supremacy sacrifice some of the privilege that comes with loyalty to whiteness, and white men (as a class) don’t ever forget that white women are lower on the pyramid and will punish “treason”
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i have noticed that men, generally speaking, are dismissive of what women fantasize about. and also that men, generally speaking, are really, really fucking lonely.
Lol this guy was like "why do women like Heated Rivalry when they could just write a straight man who's nice" and when I explained he told me what the definition of fiction is and then blocked me
January 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i have noticed that men, generally speaking, are dismissive of what women fantasize about. and also that men, generally speaking, are really, really fucking lonely.
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Scott Adams might not see your mean jokes but a lot of other sociopaths who know people will make jokes about them when they die will
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Scott Adams might not see your mean jokes but a lot of other sociopaths who know people will make jokes about them when they die will
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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prosecutors only do this when a case is so strong and obviously good that prosecuting it would be way too easy.
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
prosecutors only do this when a case is so strong and obviously good that prosecuting it would be way too easy.
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The animating principle of representational democracy is to protect the rest of us from the whims of deranged rich people, be they kings or oligarchs. Everything else is wainscoting.
The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The animating principle of representational democracy is to protect the rest of us from the whims of deranged rich people, be they kings or oligarchs. Everything else is wainscoting.
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gamergate ass government
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
gamergate ass government
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the weird upside of having very very old out of touch seniors at the helm of GW is that their distrust and fear of the new extends to AI
Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
the weird upside of having very very old out of touch seniors at the helm of GW is that their distrust and fear of the new extends to AI
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The waste fraud and abuse is coming from inside the house.
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The waste fraud and abuse is coming from inside the house.
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dilbert: no don't you get it? it's called pascal's wager. regardless of what happens to me after I die, I'll be fine!
dogbert, who I assume talks: do you think god is fucking stupid
dogbert, who I assume talks: do you think god is fucking stupid
Scott Adams converting to christianity before he died as a "risk/reward calculation" is so perfectly Scott Adams and SO perfectly missing the point of christianity
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
dilbert: no don't you get it? it's called pascal's wager. regardless of what happens to me after I die, I'll be fine!
dogbert, who I assume talks: do you think god is fucking stupid
dogbert, who I assume talks: do you think god is fucking stupid
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Scott Adams died the way he lived: as the owner of a house with a swimming pool shaped like Dilbert's head
over on twitter people are attacking and doxxing the reporter for People who wrote this. i really hope she's doing okay because "disgraced" is really not that out of pocket for an article like this:
people.com/scott-adams-...
people.com/scott-adams-...
Scott Adams, Disgraced Dilbert Creator, Dies at 68
Scott Adams has died at the age of 68. Adams created the comic 'Dilbert', which became hugely popular in the 1990s. 'Dilbert' was pulled from publication after Adams went on a racist rant in 2023.
people.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Scott Adams died the way he lived: as the owner of a house with a swimming pool shaped like Dilbert's head
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MAGA is indeed a serious problem, but the existence of the institution is also a serious problem.
We should not abide the existence of a "law enforcement" department which kidnaps US citizens because they're brown or have accents. We should not abide the existence of those who say "papers please"
We should not abide the existence of a "law enforcement" department which kidnaps US citizens because they're brown or have accents. We should not abide the existence of those who say "papers please"
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
MAGA is indeed a serious problem, but the existence of the institution is also a serious problem.
We should not abide the existence of a "law enforcement" department which kidnaps US citizens because they're brown or have accents. We should not abide the existence of those who say "papers please"
We should not abide the existence of a "law enforcement" department which kidnaps US citizens because they're brown or have accents. We should not abide the existence of those who say "papers please"
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abolish ice is the centrist position, the position moderates will take to appeal to the center
Wow — New YouGov / Economist poll:
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE
This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
abolish ice is the centrist position, the position moderates will take to appeal to the center
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I haven’t stopped laughing at this since the day it was posted
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I haven’t stopped laughing at this since the day it was posted