Dan
@dpoem.bsky.social
I like weird stuff and do weird things. Sometimes words come out.
The best part is that, next year, these same farmers will plant soybeans again, and we'll have to pay for another handout.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The best part is that, next year, these same farmers will plant soybeans again, and we'll have to pay for another handout.
Interviewed at gunpoint, I guess.
POLITICO: Can you rule out a ground invasion?
TRUMP: Why would I talk to you, an extremely unfriendly publication, Politico, that got $8 million from Obama to keep it afloat? Why would I do that?
TRUMP: Why would I talk to you, an extremely unfriendly publication, Politico, that got $8 million from Obama to keep it afloat? Why would I do that?
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Interviewed at gunpoint, I guess.
Since when is America concerned about things like legality or morality? If anything, these murders show us who we've always been as a nation.
Rand Paul: "It has not been the history of the US to kill people who are out of combat. Even if there is a war, which most of us dispute -- that a bunch of people who are unarmed allegedly running drugs is a war -- we still don't kill people when they're incapacitated ... it's illegal and immoral."
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Since when is America concerned about things like legality or morality? If anything, these murders show us who we've always been as a nation.
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Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
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Imagine running a social media company but being so rancidly shit at it that you manage to get ratiod into oblivion on your reply mocking a woman whos husband was kidnapped by ice despite banning her account so no one could see the post or context of your behavior. You're hated that much, Aaron
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Imagine running a social media company but being so rancidly shit at it that you manage to get ratiod into oblivion on your reply mocking a woman whos husband was kidnapped by ice despite banning her account so no one could see the post or context of your behavior. You're hated that much, Aaron
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"please...let me survive just 5 or 6 more...(cough)...battles with COVID. I...have so many more crimes (gasp) to commit..."
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"please...let me survive just 5 or 6 more...(cough)...battles with COVID. I...have so many more crimes (gasp) to commit..."
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Every right-wing oligarch, podcaster, hack, Russian apologist, paid influencer, and bot has been activated in a coordinated manner to attack Europe after the EU fined Musk.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Every right-wing oligarch, podcaster, hack, Russian apologist, paid influencer, and bot has been activated in a coordinated manner to attack Europe after the EU fined Musk.
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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Tell me again how we vote our way out of this.
The Supreme Court just made gerrymandering nearly untouchable www.vox.com/politics/471...
The Supreme Court just made gerrymandering nearly untouchable
The Court’s Texas decision is a victory for Republicans, and it is a terrible blow to all gerrymandering plaintiffs.
www.vox.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tell me again how we vote our way out of this.
Me, seeing unhappy boss: "Hey AI? How can I push this sad motherfucker over the edge?"
Hassett: "The way to think about what AI & its agents can do is they can act as if they're the best coach you've ever had. And so while you're trying to figure out, how do I make my boss happy? It's like you've got a coach right there with you every step of the way."
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Me, seeing unhappy boss: "Hey AI? How can I push this sad motherfucker over the edge?"
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Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
My internet's been out so long, I'm worried AOL is going to start mailing me CD roms.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My internet's been out so long, I'm worried AOL is going to start mailing me CD roms.
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"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
Oil companies must be in a panic if their toadies are pushing weird shit like this.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Oil companies must be in a panic if their toadies are pushing weird shit like this.
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
You do know know that Nancy Mace is full of shit, right?
She's just looking for attention. It's what she does.
She's just looking for attention. It's what she does.
Incredible:
"Nancy Mace of South Carolina has told people she is so frustrated... that she is planning to huddle with Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia next week to discuss following her lead and retiring early from Congress."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
"Nancy Mace of South Carolina has told people she is so frustrated... that she is planning to huddle with Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia next week to discuss following her lead and retiring early from Congress."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You do know know that Nancy Mace is full of shit, right?
She's just looking for attention. It's what she does.
She's just looking for attention. It's what she does.
This is me when they finally open a gyro shop in this town.
Emma Frost just read your mind! 🧠
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she’s in there? 🤔
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she’s in there? 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is me when they finally open a gyro shop in this town.
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This is 100% true. A guy paid a million dollars JUST to write the first book about it. Techbros were absolutely convinced it was world-changing.
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is 100% true. A guy paid a million dollars JUST to write the first book about it. Techbros were absolutely convinced it was world-changing.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Meet Men in Joe Black
Meet Men in Joe Black
Insert a movie into another movie:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Magnificent Se7en
The Magnificent Se7en
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Meet Men in Joe Black
Meet Men in Joe Black
Insert a movie into another movie:
A Star War is Born
A Star War is Born
Insert a movie into another movie:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Magnificent Se7en
The Magnificent Se7en
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Insert a movie into another movie:
A Star War is Born
A Star War is Born
Say hello, Reek.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Say hello, Reek.
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you, with certainty: the perfect show does not exist
me, smiling serenely:
me, smiling serenely:
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
you, with certainty: the perfect show does not exist
me, smiling serenely:
me, smiling serenely:
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You know how this became utterly predictable and inevitable? When absolutely none of the people responsible for the previous thousand family separations were punished in any way
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You know how this became utterly predictable and inevitable? When absolutely none of the people responsible for the previous thousand family separations were punished in any way
Save it for the Burn Book, Becky.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Save it for the Burn Book, Becky.