Dan
@dpoem.bsky.social
I like weird stuff and do weird things. Sometimes words come out.
I agree. That franchise is ripe for a reboot.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I agree. That franchise is ripe for a reboot.
"Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere"
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere"
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere"
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere"
I'm confident @hayao.lol & @chriswarcraft.bsky.social can work this out before our strategic burrito reserve is depleted.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm confident @hayao.lol & @chriswarcraft.bsky.social can work this out before our strategic burrito reserve is depleted.
New White House Christmas card just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
New White House Christmas card just dropped.
Are cronuts coming back?
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Are cronuts coming back?
Anyone know which network is carrying this?
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Anyone know which network is carrying this?
Oh... you know... cat reasons.
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh... you know... cat reasons.
Dear poor beleaguered Christian,
Not everything is about you. Grow up already.
Not everything is about you. Grow up already.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Dear poor beleaguered Christian,
Not everything is about you. Grow up already.
Not everything is about you. Grow up already.
Dude. Your mom said to be home when the street lights come on.
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dude. Your mom said to be home when the street lights come on.
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Since his "foreign policy" seems to be little more than sucking up to dictators and indiscriminately murdering other countries' citizens, he can't exactly do that here with him being the dictator and our citizens still having a few pesky rights.
October 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Since his "foreign policy" seems to be little more than sucking up to dictators and indiscriminately murdering other countries' citizens, he can't exactly do that here with him being the dictator and our citizens still having a few pesky rights.
He's going to drop a nuke on Portland, isn't he?
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
He's going to drop a nuke on Portland, isn't he?
"Where's my clicker! I'm missing Jeopardy with that Ken Jennings fella."
October 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"Where's my clicker! I'm missing Jeopardy with that Ken Jennings fella."
If only someone in the Apollo program thought to take notes.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If only someone in the Apollo program thought to take notes.
Who’s ur favourite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
September 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Who’s ur favourite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
Oops... someone must've said something bad about his tacky-ass decorating taste.
I'm pretty sure any foreign leaders dropping by probably feel like they're walking into a late-80s' porno shoot.
I'm pretty sure any foreign leaders dropping by probably feel like they're walking into a late-80s' porno shoot.
September 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oops... someone must've said something bad about his tacky-ass decorating taste.
I'm pretty sure any foreign leaders dropping by probably feel like they're walking into a late-80s' porno shoot.
I'm pretty sure any foreign leaders dropping by probably feel like they're walking into a late-80s' porno shoot.
Who? Jesus? Nope. Never heard of him. I sleep in on Sundays, so I miss a few things.
September 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Who? Jesus? Nope. Never heard of him. I sleep in on Sundays, so I miss a few things.
"This one sounds even more lucrative."
You'll be hearing this at a trial, I'm sure.
You'll be hearing this at a trial, I'm sure.
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"This one sounds even more lucrative."
You'll be hearing this at a trial, I'm sure.
You'll be hearing this at a trial, I'm sure.
I wore ankle weights Darth. They're never getting me.
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I wore ankle weights Darth. They're never getting me.
They really, really want to turn this into a shooting war, and they don't care how obvious (or dishonest) they are about it.
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
They really, really want to turn this into a shooting war, and they don't care how obvious (or dishonest) they are about it.