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Dan
@dpoem.bsky.social
I like weird stuff and do weird things. Sometimes words come out.
I agree. That franchise is ripe for a reboot.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pretty sure it's...
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere"
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'm confident @hayao.lol & @chriswarcraft.bsky.social can work this out before our strategic burrito reserve is depleted.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
New White House Christmas card just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Are cronuts coming back?
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Anyone know which network is carrying this?
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Oh... you know... cat reasons.
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm used to that look.
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dear poor beleaguered Christian,

Not everything is about you. Grow up already.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Dude. Your mom said to be home when the street lights come on.
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
When I get nervous, I bake.

#StressBake
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Since his "foreign policy" seems to be little more than sucking up to dictators and indiscriminately murdering other countries' citizens, he can't exactly do that here with him being the dictator and our citizens still having a few pesky rights.
October 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He's going to drop a nuke on Portland, isn't he?
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Where's my clicker! I'm missing Jeopardy with that Ken Jennings fella."
October 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If only someone in the Apollo program thought to take notes.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Who’s ur favourite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
September 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oops... someone must've said something bad about his tacky-ass decorating taste.

I'm pretty sure any foreign leaders dropping by probably feel like they're walking into a late-80s' porno shoot.
September 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Out with these two dorks today. #Catsky
September 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Who? Jesus? Nope. Never heard of him. I sleep in on Sundays, so I miss a few things.
September 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"This one sounds even more lucrative."

You'll be hearing this at a trial, I'm sure.
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I wore ankle weights Darth. They're never getting me.
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Screw you rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
They really, really want to turn this into a shooting war, and they don't care how obvious (or dishonest) they are about it.
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM