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We’ll get citywide adoption of suicide booths before we get citywide adoption of public restrooms.
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Me: Did you pass my compliments to the chef?
Waiter: I did
Me: What did he say?
Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
Waiter: I did
Me: What did he say?
Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
January 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Me: Did you pass my compliments to the chef?
Waiter: I did
Me: What did he say?
Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
Waiter: I did
Me: What did he say?
Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
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I think I speak for every writer when I say, with my whole chest, FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
By the way, the key there is “nobody wanted it, but they did it anyway.” True of this and far too many things.
Also these dudes all look like AI copies born from the prompt of “no-talent tech grifter.”
Also these dudes all look like AI copies born from the prompt of “no-talent tech grifter.”
November 25, 2024 at 12:24 PM
I think I speak for every writer when I say, with my whole chest, FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
Subway fantasy:
sat next to somebody watching tiktoks on full volume/ no headphones.
I put headphones in my earholes, don’t plug them in to my phone.
Play system of a down at full volume, act very surprised at any reaction.
sat next to somebody watching tiktoks on full volume/ no headphones.
I put headphones in my earholes, don’t plug them in to my phone.
Play system of a down at full volume, act very surprised at any reaction.
November 26, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Subway fantasy:
sat next to somebody watching tiktoks on full volume/ no headphones.
I put headphones in my earholes, don’t plug them in to my phone.
Play system of a down at full volume, act very surprised at any reaction.
sat next to somebody watching tiktoks on full volume/ no headphones.
I put headphones in my earholes, don’t plug them in to my phone.
Play system of a down at full volume, act very surprised at any reaction.
Pumped for those sweet black friday viscounts
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Pumped for those sweet black friday viscounts
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Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people
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Pisses me off people that worked on a show seemingly have to beg people on social media to watch their show to get another season, etc. How did we end up like this instead of the bloody company marketing it like they should? This feels very egregious in Animation.
November 15, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Pisses me off people that worked on a show seemingly have to beg people on social media to watch their show to get another season, etc. How did we end up like this instead of the bloody company marketing it like they should? This feels very egregious in Animation.
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The number one advice any & every writing professional can & will give you is this:
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK.
You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK.
You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
November 15, 2024 at 5:54 PM
The number one advice any & every writing professional can & will give you is this:
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK.
You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK.
You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
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Let’s kick off with a writing tip: if you’re writing a chapter and you get to the stage where you feel tired of writing it, that’s exactly the place where your reader will start checking how many pages are left. Chapters have a natural rhythm in terms of length. Listen to your subconscious.
November 15, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Let’s kick off with a writing tip: if you’re writing a chapter and you get to the stage where you feel tired of writing it, that’s exactly the place where your reader will start checking how many pages are left. Chapters have a natural rhythm in terms of length. Listen to your subconscious.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
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Ah.
Well, at least it’s nearly the weekend, eh?
Well, at least it’s nearly the weekend, eh?
November 15, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Ah.
Well, at least it’s nearly the weekend, eh?
Well, at least it’s nearly the weekend, eh?
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this poem, this VIBE ✨
November 15, 2024 at 12:42 AM
this poem, this VIBE ✨
Capitalism breeds innovation etcet etcet
It's actually crazy that we have to wait years and years between seasons of television nowadays
November 16, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Capitalism breeds innovation etcet etcet
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It's actually crazy that we have to wait years and years between seasons of television nowadays
November 15, 2024 at 10:43 PM
It's actually crazy that we have to wait years and years between seasons of television nowadays
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
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"lol coffee is just bean water" well you're meat water and i tolerate you
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 PM
"lol coffee is just bean water" well you're meat water and i tolerate you
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ordered some pad thai from the place that gave me serious diarrhea last time and it was really fuckin good. but now i have diarrhea
November 15, 2024 at 5:28 AM
ordered some pad thai from the place that gave me serious diarrhea last time and it was really fuckin good. but now i have diarrhea
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moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car
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Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.
This makes me want to watch one piece more than this allegedly boring ass punch game
I've been more hyped during an episode of one piece pre time skip than with the boxing match that I just watched.
November 16, 2024 at 5:53 AM
This makes me want to watch one piece more than this allegedly boring ass punch game
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I am not sure how to read a boxing match but I felt that this was weird? Was it not unsettling? All of it?
It was interesting to see everybody break the internet briefly.
It was interesting to see everybody break the internet briefly.
November 16, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I am not sure how to read a boxing match but I felt that this was weird? Was it not unsettling? All of it?
It was interesting to see everybody break the internet briefly.
It was interesting to see everybody break the internet briefly.
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genuinely just underwhelming after the serrano match
November 16, 2024 at 5:50 AM
genuinely just underwhelming after the serrano match
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We all knew this match was just a money grab for play play but yall could’ve given us a little razzle dazzle at least 😒
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest stands with his hands on his hips .
ALT: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest stands with his hands on his hips .
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November 16, 2024 at 5:51 AM
We all knew this match was just a money grab for play play but yall could’ve given us a little razzle dazzle at least 😒