Alexander 🦘💨
@harpooncannon.bsky.social
HarpoonCannon just about everywhere.
Snowboard Kids/2, Zelda, Skies of Arcadia, One Piece TCG and competitive Puyo Puyo player.
Certified Home Inspector 🏡
OPTCG placings: 3rd, 2nd, 1st, 3rd
Forehead enthusiast ❤️
Always stay true.
Move forward.
Snowboard Kids/2, Zelda, Skies of Arcadia, One Piece TCG and competitive Puyo Puyo player.
Certified Home Inspector 🏡
OPTCG placings: 3rd, 2nd, 1st, 3rd
Forehead enthusiast ❤️
Always stay true.
Move forward.
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Alexander 🦘💨
@harpooncannon.bsky.social
· Jul 10
My sgdq 2025 picture thread <3
If pokemon crystal was dropped today, then all of Kanto would've been paid dlc, and that's pretty sad to come to terms with.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If pokemon crystal was dropped today, then all of Kanto would've been paid dlc, and that's pretty sad to come to terms with.
My balls hurt
Too many people breaking them lately
Too many people breaking them lately
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My balls hurt
Too many people breaking them lately
Too many people breaking them lately
Put ya dick away, waltuh.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Put ya dick away, waltuh.
Damn. I guess that I don't say things like this too often, and it will solidify my place in the world as a mid-30s dude.
I'm really not mad..
I'm just disappointed.
I'm really not mad..
I'm just disappointed.
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Damn. I guess that I don't say things like this too often, and it will solidify my place in the world as a mid-30s dude.
I'm really not mad..
I'm just disappointed.
I'm really not mad..
I'm just disappointed.
Have fun riding the air.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Have fun riding the air.
When I go to a deli now, I don't tolerate the worker putting their WHOLE-ASSED HAND into the deli bag to open it up.
I will always request that they use the tongs or gloves...because why do I want your hands all up inside of the bag you're putting my food inside of?
Shake the bag open, ffs.
I will always request that they use the tongs or gloves...because why do I want your hands all up inside of the bag you're putting my food inside of?
Shake the bag open, ffs.
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
When I go to a deli now, I don't tolerate the worker putting their WHOLE-ASSED HAND into the deli bag to open it up.
I will always request that they use the tongs or gloves...because why do I want your hands all up inside of the bag you're putting my food inside of?
Shake the bag open, ffs.
I will always request that they use the tongs or gloves...because why do I want your hands all up inside of the bag you're putting my food inside of?
Shake the bag open, ffs.
Reposted by Alexander 🦘💨
woke up angry at bandai namco aka a normal day in the life of lone
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
woke up angry at bandai namco aka a normal day in the life of lone
Chelsea Peretti is one of the finest women alive
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Chelsea Peretti is one of the finest women alive
Stomp em in the nuts
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Stomp em in the nuts
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box.
It's my dick in a box.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box.
It's my dick in a box.
The game list objectively sucks again
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The game list objectively sucks again
Make it a good day ✨️
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Make it a good day ✨️
I'm gonna steal my friends cat, dude. I swear it
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm gonna steal my friends cat, dude. I swear it
Damn Tim Hortons really is better than Starbucks oop
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Damn Tim Hortons really is better than Starbucks oop
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happy halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHJB...
Haunted House - Snowboard Kids 2
YouTube video by Skaz9000
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
happy halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHJB...
I think one of the coolest things in 2025 compared to 2015 is that over the course of that decade being on the internet, just about everyone I know has slightly improved on their lives juuuuuust enough to be able to see their friends outside of the marathon environment and that's a beautiful thing.
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think one of the coolest things in 2025 compared to 2015 is that over the course of that decade being on the internet, just about everyone I know has slightly improved on their lives juuuuuust enough to be able to see their friends outside of the marathon environment and that's a beautiful thing.
Don't beg anyone to love you.
October 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Don't beg anyone to love you.
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Super Fucking Mario!!!!!!!!!
October 26, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Super Fucking Mario!!!!!!!!!
Happy 1 year to this banger of a bar
Get the crazy bitch new tits call that resurfacing bad mammaries
October 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Happy 1 year to this banger of a bar
Had a bit of a storm last night and lost power. The computer wouldn't turn on, and I had QUITE a scare. We're good, though.
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Had a bit of a storm last night and lost power. The computer wouldn't turn on, and I had QUITE a scare. We're good, though.
This is the final social media frontier for me.
If this goes under, I'm just done with everything other than my dang phone number lol.
If this goes under, I'm just done with everything other than my dang phone number lol.
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is the final social media frontier for me.
If this goes under, I'm just done with everything other than my dang phone number lol.
If this goes under, I'm just done with everything other than my dang phone number lol.