Toast
@seagrapejelly.bsky.social
Occasionally serious, sometimes random, frequently unruly, generally irreverent Barbenheimer fan.
Good morning, Happy V-Day and all that
February 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning, Happy V-Day and all that
Morning gang. Think I’ll be following this advice
February 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Morning gang. Think I’ll be following this advice
Hey, want to hear some impressive swearing?
February 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey, want to hear some impressive swearing?
Good morning. It’s already Tuesday so, may as well go for it at this point
February 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Good morning. It’s already Tuesday so, may as well go for it at this point
Yes of course I’m watching it anyway I can’t help myself 😖
February 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yes of course I’m watching it anyway I can’t help myself 😖
Teddy hid the boy’s shoe so he got sat on the chair of shame for a talking to.
Don’t let his face fool you. He is totally unrepentant.
Don’t let his face fool you. He is totally unrepentant.
February 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Teddy hid the boy’s shoe so he got sat on the chair of shame for a talking to.
Don’t let his face fool you. He is totally unrepentant.
Don’t let his face fool you. He is totally unrepentant.
Got all the others but wtf is number 2 I feel stupid 😭
February 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Got all the others but wtf is number 2 I feel stupid 😭
Idk this seems completely plausible 🎶
February 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Idk this seems completely plausible 🎶
I woke Moo up unexpectedly when I got home this evening 😆
February 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I woke Moo up unexpectedly when I got home this evening 😆
Just don’t make it into a drinking game or you’ll be a goner
February 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just don’t make it into a drinking game or you’ll be a goner
A bee discovered the hummingbird feeder yesterday. Now all the bees are completely wasted on syrup and the birds are pissed
February 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A bee discovered the hummingbird feeder yesterday. Now all the bees are completely wasted on syrup and the birds are pissed
Reposted by Toast
It’s official: Elon Musk’s staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office.
Here’s a recap of what’s happening:
Here’s a recap of what’s happening:
February 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It’s official: Elon Musk’s staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office.
Here’s a recap of what’s happening:
Here’s a recap of what’s happening:
Reposted by Toast
Perfect night for sitting out with the moon and some tea
February 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Perfect night for sitting out with the moon and some tea
I’ve always wondered what savory jello is all about
February 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’ve always wondered what savory jello is all about
These knuckleheads have a case of the Fridays
January 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
These knuckleheads have a case of the Fridays
The US Virgin Islands 🥰
January 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The US Virgin Islands 🥰
I try not to cross post here
from the bad place, but this fucking guy is back and you *know* this is one of my pet peeves 😭😭😭
from the bad place, but this fucking guy is back and you *know* this is one of my pet peeves 😭😭😭
January 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I try not to cross post here
from the bad place, but this fucking guy is back and you *know* this is one of my pet peeves 😭😭😭
from the bad place, but this fucking guy is back and you *know* this is one of my pet peeves 😭😭😭
Istg it must be about January 94th by now 😭
January 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Istg it must be about January 94th by now 😭
Well it *is* Friday
January 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Well it *is* Friday
Morning. Almost the weekend, fam
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Morning. Almost the weekend, fam
Morning! Preparing for 4 more years of this
January 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Morning! Preparing for 4 more years of this
Who else wants to join me in playing the “will my kids still be Americans tomorrow” game? 🙄
January 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Who else wants to join me in playing the “will my kids still be Americans tomorrow” game? 🙄