Kyleen
@dorisonthet.bsky.social
Lurker. Black cats, volcanos, geology, Boston, Berkshires, finance data product owner and lefty politics. Please don’t follow. I won’t follow back.
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when i see someone backing into a parking spot i wonder what they're compensating for
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
when i see someone backing into a parking spot i wonder what they're compensating for
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Hello, Susan
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hello, Susan
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I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences
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My boyfriend was trying to describe one of our cat toys just now and said "bird leaves" instead of feathers and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My boyfriend was trying to describe one of our cat toys just now and said "bird leaves" instead of feathers and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee.
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*ARCHIVE
spotter: teenage_dirtbag;
55.999322,-2.515700;
1236hrs 30/6/23
spotter: teenage_dirtbag;
55.999322,-2.515700;
1236hrs 30/6/23
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
*ARCHIVE
spotter: teenage_dirtbag;
55.999322,-2.515700;
1236hrs 30/6/23
spotter: teenage_dirtbag;
55.999322,-2.515700;
1236hrs 30/6/23
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Kīlauea is erupting! 🌋 Here’s a link to one of the three @USGS live cams - enjoy! www.youtube.com/live/tk0tfYD...
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Kīlauea is erupting! 🌋 Here’s a link to one of the three @USGS live cams - enjoy! www.youtube.com/live/tk0tfYD...
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Oh my duckling goodness, it’s hatch time again…number one is 3 days early 🤯🤯
Ducklings imminent people…I repeat, DUCKLINGS IMMINENT
#FarmLife #ducklings #LittleFarm
Ducklings imminent people…I repeat, DUCKLINGS IMMINENT
#FarmLife #ducklings #LittleFarm
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh my duckling goodness, it’s hatch time again…number one is 3 days early 🤯🤯
Ducklings imminent people…I repeat, DUCKLINGS IMMINENT
#FarmLife #ducklings #LittleFarm
Ducklings imminent people…I repeat, DUCKLINGS IMMINENT
#FarmLife #ducklings #LittleFarm
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sleeping with socks on is insane behavior. your feet could suffocate in the night. you need bare feet, ideally both under the covers so the underbed monster can’t eat them, but if you’re willing to take the risk you can stick a foot out for temperature regulation
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
sleeping with socks on is insane behavior. your feet could suffocate in the night. you need bare feet, ideally both under the covers so the underbed monster can’t eat them, but if you’re willing to take the risk you can stick a foot out for temperature regulation
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Republicans are just serial killers in a suit and a tie.
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Republicans are just serial killers in a suit and a tie.
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My backup plan is muttering “fuck this” and walking away
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My backup plan is muttering “fuck this” and walking away
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my mind is the junk drawer of my body
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
my mind is the junk drawer of my body
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October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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You cannot say Americans aren't ready for socialism when Halloween exists in its current glorious form.
Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You cannot say Americans aren't ready for socialism when Halloween exists in its current glorious form.
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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Your ability to eat should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity
Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.
It aids fascism.
Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity
Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.
It aids fascism.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Your ability to eat should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity
Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.
It aids fascism.
Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity
Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.
It aids fascism.
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IDEA the sound of cats purring as a sleep app
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
IDEA the sound of cats purring as a sleep app
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Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.
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I would like my Socialism National-free, please
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I would like my Socialism National-free, please
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just saw an extrovert doing extrovert things and dude… gross
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
just saw an extrovert doing extrovert things and dude… gross
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Know your Halloween props
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Know your Halloween props
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I think the Plane Pooping President isn't something we should let go of to be honest, I think this is something everyone should bring up on a daily basis. Forever.
A US president, furious about protests essentially clarifying everyone thinks he sucks and responding to it with AI videos of him in a crown flying a fighter jet dumping shit onto American citizens & Nancy Pelosi kneeling to him as a king? Fuck dog, not even satirical Cyberpunk scifi predicted this
October 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I think the Plane Pooping President isn't something we should let go of to be honest, I think this is something everyone should bring up on a daily basis. Forever.
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7 million protesters, 0 arrests.
Man we suck at terrorism.
Man we suck at terrorism.
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
7 million protesters, 0 arrests.
Man we suck at terrorism.
Man we suck at terrorism.
