Samuel K: Dastardly Elf
@samu3lk.bsky.social
I'm A Chaotic Elf With Mysterious Powers...! Art drawer. VTuber Streamer. See Podcast Talker. Nasty Little Critter. He/Him. Hail Satan. 🏳️🌈 http://www.twitch.tv/samu3lk/
Look, we just have to accept a couple hundred deaths and hundreds of millions of dollars in property damage until they work the kinks out of these self-driving cars. Then, finally, we will arrive unto a beautiful future where everyone will be able to make a TikTok about riding in one.
February 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Look, we just have to accept a couple hundred deaths and hundreds of millions of dollars in property damage until they work the kinks out of these self-driving cars. Then, finally, we will arrive unto a beautiful future where everyone will be able to make a TikTok about riding in one.
Weird Al should put the Kiss My Fish song from the Cringe and Cope Superbowl Show in the polka medley on his next album.
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Weird Al should put the Kiss My Fish song from the Cringe and Cope Superbowl Show in the polka medley on his next album.
Hosea, you good?
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Hosea, you good?
I've never seen this interaction, but it only bolsters my theory that Uncle is some sort of immortal elemental being - a drunken hick Tom Bombadil, seen here shaking his ass at a representative of the lesser gods.
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I've never seen this interaction, but it only bolsters my theory that Uncle is some sort of immortal elemental being - a drunken hick Tom Bombadil, seen here shaking his ass at a representative of the lesser gods.
re: Super Bowl Halftime - Conservatives took the "No it's yucky and I don't like it" attitude of a toddler being told to eat broccoli and applied it to literally everything in their life. Experiential cowards who can't fathom for one moment being even mildly uncomfortable.
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
re: Super Bowl Halftime - Conservatives took the "No it's yucky and I don't like it" attitude of a toddler being told to eat broccoli and applied it to literally everything in their life. Experiential cowards who can't fathom for one moment being even mildly uncomfortable.
Sometimes when I want my dogs to follow me, I'll say "C'mon, Artoo!" like that part in Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace when Jake Lloyd as Young Anakin Skywalker is going somewhere and says that to R2-D2.
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Sometimes when I want my dogs to follow me, I'll say "C'mon, Artoo!" like that part in Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace when Jake Lloyd as Young Anakin Skywalker is going somewhere and says that to R2-D2.
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There's a new episode of my podcast where @jackdaw.tv and I talk about Android 18, Sesame Street, cussing, and almost everything except the 1994 Jim Carrey comedy film The Mask.
Episode 16 - Funko Pomp | See Podcast
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February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
There's a new episode of my podcast where @jackdaw.tv and I talk about Android 18, Sesame Street, cussing, and almost everything except the 1994 Jim Carrey comedy film The Mask.
If Beowulf killed my kid and then came after me I'd kick his ass.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 AM
If Beowulf killed my kid and then came after me I'd kick his ass.
babadocular: (bɑː bɑː dˈɒkjələ) adj. - 1. Done or created by a Babadook. 2. Of or relating to a Babadook.
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
babadocular: (bɑː bɑː dˈɒkjələ) adj. - 1. Done or created by a Babadook. 2. Of or relating to a Babadook.
I always think about Crocodile when I think of my favorite One Piece villains and I think it's because it's the first fight where Luffy does something that changes history.
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February 5, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I always think about Crocodile when I think of my favorite One Piece villains and I think it's because it's the first fight where Luffy does something that changes history.
Flock off, feather face.
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Flock off, feather face.
Fastest deer in the west.
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Fastest deer in the west.
Wrecked so hard I made John Marsten spindash.
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Wrecked so hard I made John Marsten spindash.
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There's video of the President shitting his pants on TV.
February 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
There's video of the President shitting his pants on TV.
Do you like podcasts? I'm in one every week where I talk about the movie The Mask with my friend @jackdaw.tv and we talk about The Mask on it sometimes, but mostly we talk about hamburgers in this episode.
shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...
shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...
Episode 15 - A Dollop O' Daisy | See Podcast
shows.acast.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Do you like podcasts? I'm in one every week where I talk about the movie The Mask with my friend @jackdaw.tv and we talk about The Mask on it sometimes, but mostly we talk about hamburgers in this episode.
shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...
shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...
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The director of Melania movie
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The director of Melania movie
I'm Arthur Morgan and welcome to Jackass.
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I'm Arthur Morgan and welcome to Jackass.
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monkey comic
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
monkey comic
I hope Bovino takes his retirement as a time to reflect on his actions and put the barrel of a loaded gun in his mouth and pull the fucking trigger.
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I hope Bovino takes his retirement as a time to reflect on his actions and put the barrel of a loaded gun in his mouth and pull the fucking trigger.
This is the most evil point in American history since like... Slavery. Jesus fucking Christ.
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This is the most evil point in American history since like... Slavery. Jesus fucking Christ.
His name is Jonathan Blow because he's full of HOT AIR.
January 23, 2026 at 9:39 PM
His name is Jonathan Blow because he's full of HOT AIR.
What an awful day.
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 AM
What an awful day.
It's my 40th birthday and maybe it will happen today.
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It's my 40th birthday and maybe it will happen today.