Honestly, a Labubu doesn't look much bigger than my foot. I think if I manage to kick one anywhere, I'm likely gonna hit a little bit of ass just by default.

I'm deeply in the camp that if you're on a platform where you feel the need to censor yourself OR know you will be censored, you should just use a different word.

You're thinking about the traditional pop culture vampires in fiction. Real vampires usually remove the whole head and shotgun you like a beer.

Bob don't eat that, somebody's got their damn lipstick all over it! THATS BEEN IN SOMEBODYS MOUTH BOB.

They're just spraying them with Pledge here...

Posts like these are why you're S-Rank in my Funniest Friends Tier List.

The gun was pointed the wrong way.