Samuel K: Dastardly Elf
@samu3lk.bsky.social
I'm A Chaotic Elf With Mysterious Powers...! Art drawer. VTuber Streamer. See Podcast Talker. Nasty Little Critter. He/Him. Hail Satan. 🏳️🌈 http://www.twitch.tv/samu3lk/
In this week's See Podcast Jack and I discuss what we think each other would be like with The Mask. I say I'd 100% be a terrorist supervillain and used The Joker as an example. Upon further reflection, I think I'd be closer to a funny version of Dr. Doom. Listen here: shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In this week's See Podcast Jack and I discuss what we think each other would be like with The Mask. I say I'd 100% be a terrorist supervillain and used The Joker as an example. Upon further reflection, I think I'd be closer to a funny version of Dr. Doom. Listen here: shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...
Mamdani was like 10 years old on 9/11 and therefore probably didn't have anything to do with it, if I had to guess. If all Muslims are Al Qaeda by association, then all Christians are in the KKK. Hell, Rudy's Catholic, and you know what those guys get up to.
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Mamdani was like 10 years old on 9/11 and therefore probably didn't have anything to do with it, if I had to guess. If all Muslims are Al Qaeda by association, then all Christians are in the KKK. Hell, Rudy's Catholic, and you know what those guys get up to.
They're just spraying them with Pledge here...
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They're just spraying them with Pledge here...
I also find Morrissey to be exhausting.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I also find Morrissey to be exhausting.
Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.
I think the kid from Babadook was cool and funny and his mom needs to lighten up.
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I think the kid from Babadook was cool and funny and his mom needs to lighten up.
Mysterious Fox Face here, reminding you that it's Thursday, but there's still time to walk to www.twitch.tv/samu3lk and subscribe before my stream of Silent Hill f at around 8pm Eastern tonight. Okay? Do it!
October 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Mysterious Fox Face here, reminding you that it's Thursday, but there's still time to walk to www.twitch.tv/samu3lk and subscribe before my stream of Silent Hill f at around 8pm Eastern tonight. Okay? Do it!
Here's a big version of the art I did for Season 2 of the podcast. Jack is The Mask and I'm Big Head from The Mask comics.
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Here's a big version of the art I did for Season 2 of the podcast. Jack is The Mask and I'm Big Head from The Mask comics.
This specific image accompanied by the PSA at the bottom is making me dizzy.
September 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This specific image accompanied by the PSA at the bottom is making me dizzy.
Re: Charlie Kirk and most of my political posts: Mel Brooks is my moral guide. Sympathizing with these pigs is as bad as fearing them - it's what they want. They want you to either join or be afraid. The best resistance is mockery because I'm not afraid of clowns.
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Re: Charlie Kirk and most of my political posts: Mel Brooks is my moral guide. Sympathizing with these pigs is as bad as fearing them - it's what they want. They want you to either join or be afraid. The best resistance is mockery because I'm not afraid of clowns.
They always mention the shooter plays video games. I bet he also watches movies and listens to music. Sicko.
September 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
They always mention the shooter plays video games. I bet he also watches movies and listens to music. Sicko.
Going through both a late-summer cold and withdrawal from my psych meds due to insurance fuckery. Did a quick Google search to make sure I won't accidentally poison myself later tonight while taking cold medicine before bed, but Google had a suggestion for BOTH my problems. I'm listening...
September 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Going through both a late-summer cold and withdrawal from my psych meds due to insurance fuckery. Did a quick Google search to make sure I won't accidentally poison myself later tonight while taking cold medicine before bed, but Google had a suggestion for BOTH my problems. I'm listening...
This is an excerpt of what Trump wrote in Epstein's birthday book.
September 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is an excerpt of what Trump wrote in Epstein's birthday book.
Apparently the key witnesses in the shooting today were these two boys.
September 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Apparently the key witnesses in the shooting today were these two boys.
"It's actually WashingTRON. My mother was a cyborg."
September 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"It's actually WashingTRON. My mother was a cyborg."
My cousin got one of those 23 and Me things done and told me I was Italian. I didn't have to be told because all my favorite foods are Italian.
September 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My cousin got one of those 23 and Me things done and told me I was Italian. I didn't have to be told because all my favorite foods are Italian.
The White House has tapped Industrial Light and Magic to design a CGI Trump so they can hide that he is dying and they immediately set to work combining the models of Boss Nass and Dexter Jettster.
September 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The White House has tapped Industrial Light and Magic to design a CGI Trump so they can hide that he is dying and they immediately set to work combining the models of Boss Nass and Dexter Jettster.
Any superhero worth their salt could responsibly wear a cape, and if they can't, then they're not much of a superhero. Eat shit, Edna Mode.
August 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Any superhero worth their salt could responsibly wear a cape, and if they can't, then they're not much of a superhero. Eat shit, Edna Mode.
The only thing Snoop Dogg has contributed to culture in the last 20 years was becoming a desperate shill, pathetic sellout, and an embarrassing parody of himself.
August 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The only thing Snoop Dogg has contributed to culture in the last 20 years was becoming a desperate shill, pathetic sellout, and an embarrassing parody of himself.
Like, just one example: Storm from the X-Men was worshiped as a goddess in some continuities. Jesus and those other jokers need to step their game up.
August 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Like, just one example: Storm from the X-Men was worshiped as a goddess in some continuities. Jesus and those other jokers need to step their game up.
I just got a big open hole like those bladeless fans. And yeah: it's gusty. >:)
August 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just got a big open hole like those bladeless fans. And yeah: it's gusty. >:)
In Spider-Man 2, whenever somebody says "Spider-Man" in ASL, they do the thwip-thwip motion with their hands which is pretty funny.
August 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In Spider-Man 2, whenever somebody says "Spider-Man" in ASL, they do the thwip-thwip motion with their hands which is pretty funny.