Kakistocalypse Now
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Artisanal f-bomb purveyor. Founding Guard member. James Jesus Angleton's biggest hater. Louisiana born and bred, but Oakland for life.
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
"Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows" is 😙👌
This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
"Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows" is 😙👌
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This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
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White people are so superior that their culture will be entirely erased if it isn’t subsidized & mandated by constant state violence? This seems smart.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
White people are so superior that their culture will be entirely erased if it isn’t subsidized & mandated by constant state violence? This seems smart.
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honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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This is true for so many senior people in this administration. They're not doing a job, they're play acting the job on TV (for an audience of one).
noem and levandowsmi are a former pageant winner and a political consultant who think it's their job to create the appearance of immigration enforcement. they do not understand that they have been put in a job to accomplish a task. they think the appearance is the thing itself.
February 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
This is true for so many senior people in this administration. They're not doing a job, they're play acting the job on TV (for an audience of one).
This is a doozy
What a story:
“Lewandowski and Noem, both married, have denied the reports of the affair, but people said they do little to hide their relationship.
“The pair have been using a luxury 737 MAX jet, with a private cabin in back, for their travel around the country”
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www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
“Lewandowski and Noem, both married, have denied the reports of the affair, but people said they do little to hide their relationship.
“The pair have been using a luxury 737 MAX jet, with a private cabin in back, for their travel around the country”
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www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
www.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 AM
This is a doozy
Okay which one of y'all called this
News: The top-secret whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard is related to a conversation intercepted last spring in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Gabbard Whistleblower Complaint Based on Intercepted Conversation About Jared Kushner
The substance of the conversation, which covered in part issues related to Iran, isn’t known.
www.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Okay which one of y'all called this
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It's not an exaggeration to say this will result in genocidal-scale death. And I don't mean in the distant, speculative future. Just the tens of thousands of pollution deaths in the relative near-term (Free link.) www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/c...
Trump Administration Erases the Government’s Power to Fight Climate Change
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
It's not an exaggeration to say this will result in genocidal-scale death. And I don't mean in the distant, speculative future. Just the tens of thousands of pollution deaths in the relative near-term (Free link.) www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/c...
This is Bluesky's sudoku tweet
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is Bluesky's sudoku tweet
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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This feels deeply dystopian and also so ridiculous you can’t even satirize it.
Waymo, Google’s autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash have launched a pilot program that pays delivery workers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that a previous passenger left open, according to a joint statement from the company given to 404 Media.
Waymo Is Getting DoorDashers to Close Doors on Self Driving Cars
The companies have launched a pilot program in Atlanta, where “during the rare event a vehicle door is left ajar, preventing the car from departing, nearby Dashers are notified, allowing Waymo to get ...
www.404media.co
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
This feels deeply dystopian and also so ridiculous you can’t even satirize it.
Friedersdorf has always been absolute shit
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Friedersdorf has always been absolute shit
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Fine tuning the 543 🤌
📺 ESPN2
📺 ESPN2
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Fine tuning the 543 🤌
📺 ESPN2
📺 ESPN2
Flawless indicator
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Flawless indicator
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You can’t offload emotional labor. Believe me, I’ve tried
February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You can’t offload emotional labor. Believe me, I’ve tried
Yeah but dust is so BORING
You are huffing glue if you think we will see a moon base built in our lifetimes. Everything Elon says is a lie.
Even the moon dust is toxic and causes everything to be destroyed.
www.nasa.gov/humans-in-sp...
Even the moon dust is toxic and causes everything to be destroyed.
www.nasa.gov/humans-in-sp...
Dust: An Out-of-This World Problem - NASA
Dust is a nuisance on Earth. Thankfully, we can simply pull out a vacuum or grab a rag to rid ourselves of the concoction of dust mites, fibers, soil, pollen,
www.nasa.gov
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Yeah but dust is so BORING
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but dan couldn't the pilots just rinse their eyes with mi--*is crushed by falling debris*
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
but dan couldn't the pilots just rinse their eyes with mi--*is crushed by falling debris*
*tapping the sign*
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
*tapping the sign*
Would somebody shove this idiot into a locker and throw away the key already
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Would somebody shove this idiot into a locker and throw away the key already